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Eelyzabth wrote:why not just say instead that all women should pee standing up? might be possible...with the use of some sort of scoop shaped funnel?

*decides to invent one and patent it just in case*

Already exists. http://www2.urinelle.eu/ *chuckles* Useful when going to festivals, I would imagine. Less waiting in line, and hygiene is sub-par regardless, so not a concern.

Eelyzabth wrote:yes, messy aims are a pain, but perhaps the law should be that all establishments (none habitational) should provide seperate facilities for men and women? we can always hand the guys a bottle of bleach and a cloth and point sternly to the bathroom in our own homes after all.

Indeed.

Eelyzabth wrote:this may be the strangest thread I have ever posted in

I have to say tho... WTH? do we really want to imasculate our men? why not just say instead that all women should pee standing up? might be possible...with the use of some sort of scoop shaped funnel?

*decides to invent one and patent it just in case*

yes, messy aims are a pain, but perhaps the law should be that all establishments (none habitational) should provide seperate facilities for men and women? we can always hand the guys a bottle of bleach and a cloth and point sternly to the bathroom in our own homes after all.

Already exists babe, many variations though I dont know of anyone who has used one, or at least dont know anyone who has admitted to using one, not really something that usually finds its way into conversation

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-Girl-Female- ... 270&sr=8-1



GO on girls, spray away and get your revenge



EDIT

Actually reminds me of a funny story, drunk girl in town squat down to p**s after the clubs had kicked out, Im not some weird perve, only looked over because a group of pretty gals was surrounding her facing outwards all drunk and giggling then they all suddenly jumped away creasing in laughter as she had fallen backwards and was sitting in her own puddle

Bet she never lived that one down and wishes she had one of these funny funnel things

eeeeps, NOT using one of them, it would end up on my shoes

I do remember one 'caught short' incident. in Darlington town centre, at 2 AM... no one around, sod it, we'll pee in the big fancy planter outside of house of fraser...cos like, you can perch on the wall, hitch your skirt...no one will know

except the group of workmen painting the interior of the window displays... who we never noticed til the floodgates opened and it was too late to chose a better location!!



it made their night anyway

LOL's (plural)

Feminism is a joke.

@Jules:

If you try to make me sit down whiling peeing, I swear to God, I'll piss all over your shower curtain.

Another measure ordered by the fascist-communist-socialist-satanist-imperialist-zionist-capitalist-collectivist-marxist Novus Ordo Seclorum of the Illuminati eugenistic lizard supersoldier banksters!
Don't ask me about the realism of the above sentence I just sum up what I expect to be said from people who see another trick from conspiracies.

Who said anything about conspiracies? OH WAIT, i get it! it's a bad attempt at a joke











Jim, watch out! the lizard aliens from plant cornflakes are hiding under your bed!