Ascended Brewery (Ajna bar)

[Milenko]

Give me your strongest rum and coke. I want it to burn on the way down and numb from the inside out

[High guard]

- One overproof rum coming up.
*Makes the drink.
- Here, but no throwing up in here.

[Ra]

Hmm, how about a small glass of warm milk?

[High guard]

One White Russian coming right up.

[Tanith]

stole my idea I see....

[High guard]

stole my idea I see....

I prefer "borrowed", but I still visit your place for those Spicy cooked Ori.

[Ash]

Help fellow indu
they wont let me leave until i pay off a bar tab that some one ran up,

i suspect the Ori

[Milenko]

How you going to pay it off without your wallet

[High guard]

He can always repay by being my slave for a few years, or a pet.

[Tanith]

*Tanith reaches into his pocket and pulls out a badge*

Special Agent Tanith of the Ascended Resturants, Bars, and Gaming Commission. I am herby ordering this establishments closure for violating the following statues. A) Opening the establishment without authorization of the Ascended Assembly and the ARBGC. B) Trying to enslave those that are not Ori. C) Harassing an Indu Military Officer.

*Suddenly members of the Ascended SWAT team came crashing through all the windows and doors. They aimed they're weapons at High Guard and his team of bouncers. As this was happening Tanith saw Ash being harassed by an Ajna.*

Leave him alone or I'll place you under arrest for assaulting an Indu Military Officer. Tanith said to Milenko

[High guard]

Bloody Hell
*Calls the Ajna Mafia with his mindphone
- High guard: Hi Eduk, I got a bunch of hard cases in my bar can you cover for me if I kill them?
- Eduk: I don't know about kill but you csn throw them out, I'll send my hoons to help.
- High guard: Cheers mate!

*60 mafia heavies enter the bar
*High guard point at the Indi officers
- Get those out of my bar!
*The heavies throw out all non Ajna except Ash, pet Ori & Tanith


Good times mates, let's start the P*i*s*s-up! (Can you belive it won't let me say P*i*s*s-up?)

[Ash]

"Crap"
Fine reaches into small dimensional pocket and pulls out wallet

Well it was worth a shot
start laying out Dmu

Sigh "Say when.........."

[High guard]

*stays silent

[Ash]

Sighs again
starts reaching deeper, and pulling out star systems, and small galaxies

[High guard]

:shock:
Sighs again
starts reaching deeper, and pulling out star systems, and small galaxies

That was a good WR, your tab is now paid off.