Young Goa'uld Help Guide/Advice

[Ra]

It's good we all know the true path, serving Anubis.

[noxOn`]

thanks for help

[Lord Rylan]

Okay, this can be commented on by young and old players alike, though I think it will be the veterans who do most of the guiding.....or at least I hope so. Veterans, feel free to post anything here that you think young Goa'ulds should remember and it will be added in a running list.

My two beginners:

1) Do not claim to be Tok'ra. If you want to be Tok'ra, switch to Tauri or Asgard.

2) Do not beg bigger Goa'ulds for naquadah, units, or attack turns. Begging makes us want to wipe out everything we have given you.

3) If you lose your defense to someone, suck it up and build it back. Then, y'know, if their smashing of your defense was for no reason, you can get a friend to "fix" this problem if you're not strong enough to.

4) Ask intelligent questions, and good things will happen. After all, we outsmart our enemies, so intelligence is of great value to us System Lords.

5) Don't attack players who you know very well are much stronger than you, it will only result in your being owned. This would include players in the top 100 and top 500 to a point.

6) If you want units quickly, raid targets that you get at least a minimum amount of units. If you want to know what this minimum amount per attack turn is, go to the marketplace and divide the number of units by the number of turns in 1 trade.

7) It's okay to attack fellow Goa'uld, it's what we do.

8 ) Do not pm people farming you with something like:

I'm a GOD! You dared testing me, now, feel my wrath!!
Bow before your GOD!

9) Do not try to unify the Goa'uld, it won't happen because of alliance loyalties and honestly it's been tried before and some.....Goa'ulds.....stopped it.

Too late, I united them already

[AncientAnubis]

The post wasn't late, you were.

[Lord Rylan]

A god is never late

[Ra]

Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god?

[Angnoch]

as opposed to the tok'ra sitting behind computer screens claiming that they are warriors?

[AncientAnubis]

Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god?

Why don't you meet me in RL and we'll see who's a god and who isn't? Oh yeah, you've seen my picture...

[Hitokiri]

Yes, but you aren't really a god are you? Mearly a person sitting behind a computer pretending to be a god?

You mean....I've been making all those sacrifices for nothing!?! Man, what a waste of virgins.

[Angnoch]

sacrifice.....virgins.........why?

[Tridentkilla]

i think he meant sacraficing their virginity

[Acronon]

9) Do not try to unify the Goa'uld, it won't happen because of alliance loyalties and honestly it's been tried before and some.....Goa'ulds.....stopped it.

Too late, I united them already

LMAO, you wish, you united a small amount of them, their are tons of Goa'uld and System Lords out there that are not a part of your treaty.

[Legendary Apophis]

Yep but I wonder what they currently do for the glory of goa'ulds :s

[punkorama]

maby so but some of the strongest are in this treaty, and if we all do pull together when the time comes then more will surly join

[Dia Lucrii]

And when will that time be?