Rugby Match (no pufter sports like NFL or Football (soccer).
Im pretty certain after several lessons the Jaffa would eat you Tauri.
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Re: Jaffa vs Tauri
ha we would just elbow you in your symbiote pouch and take you out of the game... and jaffa are 2 serious and they wouldnt be very compliant with the rules... jaffa could probobally win an eating contest... btw why is a snakey posting here? traitor? i mean sholva... TAURI & TOLLAN 4 LIFE
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Re: Jaffa vs Tauri
BBQ TIME!!!
On a more serious note.... Not all tauri are build like Jaffa, with the exception of Christopher Judge. Having said that, I'm sure we'd be able to find some massive Tank men willing to give it their all to make our race look a little better than the Jaffa's.
The thing is, we know where their weak spots are. Chest, groin, slavery taunts etc...
We would need to set some pretty stringent rules down though before the game... Like, no zat's, no staff weapon, no guns and such.
On a more serious note.... Not all tauri are build like Jaffa, with the exception of Christopher Judge. Having said that, I'm sure we'd be able to find some massive Tank men willing to give it their all to make our race look a little better than the Jaffa's.
The thing is, we know where their weak spots are. Chest, groin, slavery taunts etc...
We would need to set some pretty stringent rules down though before the game... Like, no zat's, no staff weapon, no guns and such.
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Re: Jaffa vs Tauri
Semper ever seen SG1? you know it was a reality show right?
from time to time Jaffa captured Tauris but in the end Tauri always wins
from time to time Jaffa captured Tauris but in the end Tauri always wins
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Fallout wrote:Semper ever seen SG1? you know it was a reality show right?
from time to time Jaffa captured Tauris but in the end Tauri always wins
And the makers of Stargate thought... Oh, now that the Jaffa have taken over the stargate and enslaved the Tauri for there gods, how do we do a next show?.
So, a smart executive, thought. let the Tauri win, using elastic bands , sweat and a few tears against a army of gods, who are more powerful then the Tauri for centuries so we could have a long running set of shows?
Because, come on, episode after episode of the Jaffa whipping the Tauri would be boring but satisfying (not as exciting torturing Tok'ra spies
and watching legos climb up the glass and falling down again)And Teal'c has never lost to a Tauri (even without his smybiote)... shol'va
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Re: Jaffa vs Tauri
The fight between Ronan and Teal'c was tie, and you are forgetting something. Teal'c DID loose as boxing to O'Neill when O'Neill was using the super bracelet.
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Re: Jaffa vs Tauri
O Neills wrote:The fight between Ronan and Teal'c was tie, and you are forgetting something. Teal'c DID loose as boxing to O'Neill when O'Neill was using the super bracelet.
im ll for tauri but notice the use of SUPER BRACELET???
lol, o'neill always beats the other jaffa. the only strong jaffa is teal'c. as such the jaffa would need a team of teal'cs
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