Set Me on Fire

[Eternal Usul]

Please...


BUT FIRST...some rules...


You have to be imaginative, creative even...nothing obvious please...


Also...you may set other people on fire...as long as you're creative with them too...


Finally...no repeating methods...once it's been done, it may not be done again in this thread...by anyone


Have fun...


*stands in front of a boosted radio tower*

[Ashu]

Napalm,a can of fish and a Platinum Rap record...BURN BABY BURN!!!

[Londo Mollari]

*oxygenates usul's blood*

*forces usuls synapses to fire at high voltage*

*watches usuls head ignite, and his body burn*

[Zeratul]

*places a truckload of sand-grain sized volcano seeds around sgt.johnkeel*

*pours enough water on seeds to activate them*

*watches a VEI-9 volcano form underneath sgt.johnkeel*


Note: a VEI-9 volcano can pretty much be called a world destroyer...
it has ejecta volume greater than 10,000 km³
(the greatest volcanoes on earth, so-called super-volcanoes, have a ejecta volume greater than 1000 km³ and they are capable of greatly altering the climate...

[JolietJake]

*starts a campfire; feeds usul refried beans, bean soup, baked beans, and a few dozen bean burritos; ties usul to metal post .25 meters from said campfire*

[moses]

Watches Usul's car crash, flip, roll over 5 times leak gas set on fire then explode

[Zeratul]

Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to burn all those who embrace this thread. In the name of the gods, ships shall be built to carry our flames out amongst the stars, and we will spread burnings to all the who are unburned. The power of the flames will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be burned!

[Bralor]

Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to burn all those who embrace this thread. In the name of the gods, ships shall be built to carry our flames out amongst the stars, and we will spread burnings to all the who are unburned. The power of the flames will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be burned!

It is the Salem Witch Hunt all over again except instead of hangings, we are burning people on the stake.

[Zeratul]

'tis only natural to bring in the ori when burnings are to be considered...

[[BoT] Jason]

has a night on the town with zera where he only drank whiskey. wakes zera up in the morning with a match to the mouth. Zera explodes

[Zeratul]

*Zeratul wakes up in the morning, having slept past the alarm, and is grumpy enough to play with light... he decides to make it look like an explosion...*

[[BoT] Jason]

*bombs zeratuls house , burninating him and his three hundred and ninety two point five split persona's*

[Zeratul]

*chuckles as Pimping D burns some random house, considering that Zeratul does not live in a house...*

*pushes Pimping D into a cloud of gaseous iron*

[[BoT] Jason]

*disintergrates. Moves to another dimension. Recollects and pulls zera through the fabrics of time forcing him through friction that could ignite a diamond*

[Tropic Thunder]

Match.