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Greetings

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:03 pm
by Jim
A strange glowing light appears before your eyes.
A wise man told me this:
Lt. Frank Drebin wrote:ancients do no get involved in mortal squabbles, therefor the only way to truly play an ancient would be to not fight anyone... ever :razz:

And so it is. Now I have achieved this aim, I have transcended mortality and have become one with the world. Nothing you can do will ever harm me, your words and actions are meaningless. My mind is pure and whole in a way you cannot comprehend and my physical form exists only when i wish it.
I am truly ascended. My truly ascended brothers are content to not show any interest in this world, though I have come among you for my own amusement. Many of you show potential for true ascension, but many of you walk the wrong path into darkness. I am here to observe and guide and study and help you.
Any who wish to truly ascend may approach me, though first you must give up all connections to this world.
I hope in future I can continue to have many talks with all of you.
Regards
Jim
The only real ancient in these halls.

Re: Greetings

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:04 pm
by Duderanch
Shuddup Jim :neutral:

Re: Greetings

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:59 am
by dastupy
Wakko wrote:
Duderanch wrote:Shuddup Jim :neutral: