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Real men don't shave

And the few times they do, they don't use shaving cream.

Discuss. 8)
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Re: Real men don't shave

What's shaving cream?

The lack of using it must explain all my cuts :(
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Nuff said ;)
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Nuff said ;)

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dastupy wrote:What's shaving cream?

The lack of using it must explain all my cuts :(

Real men don't cut themselves either.
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Re: Real men don't shave

Real men don't care if they bleed, which is why i use a pair of pliers and rip out 100 strands (more or less) at a time.
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Re: Real men don't shave

Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"
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~Thamuz~ wrote:Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"

How would you know?
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dastupy wrote:
~Thamuz~ wrote:Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"

How would you know?
;)

I've got ears and with them i've heard first hand aforementioned subject coming from a group of women discussing there preening schedule. ;)
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~Thamuz~ wrote:
dastupy wrote:
~Thamuz~ wrote:Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"

How would you know?
;)

I've got ears and with them i've heard first hand aforementioned subject coming from a group of women discussing there preening schedule. ;)

Maybe they were trolling you implying you should shave :shock:
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dastupy wrote:
~Thamuz~ wrote:
dastupy wrote:
~Thamuz~ wrote:Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"

How would you know?
;)

I've got ears and with them i've heard first hand aforementioned subject coming from a group of women discussing there preening schedule. ;)

Maybe they were trolling you implying you should shave :shock:

And that would only reaffirm my point. :smt058
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Re: Real men don't shave

Real men don't kiss other men. [-X
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[BoT] Jack wrote:Real men don't kiss other men. [-X

Is that a homophobic jibe or racial as many men kiss each other in european countries as a greeting. Or maybe your just not secure in your own sexual prefrence yet as real men don't care. :smt019
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Europeans aren't real men. :smt018
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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[BoT] Jack wrote:Europeans aren't real men. :smt018

If you trace your lineage back i'm sure your find that your Ancestors weren't "Real men"" so by default in your eyes place you in that category as your decended from them. #-o
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