Affy's Noodle is Bummed...

[Affirmation]

Affy's poor Noodle...

My noodle is just not what it used to be. Every 3 months or so, Affy gets new life into his Noodle. Sometimes Affy's Noodle is really, really fun to play with, but sometimes Affy's Noodle is confusing, broken, or just no fun to mess with at all!

Sometimes Affy's Noodle starts out really good at first, then ends abruptly over some stupid mistake, or some other "Affy" move that ruins the Noodle. Other times the Noodle starts out looking kinda bleak, but then through good fun times with Affy's closest Q buddies, gals, and pals Affy's Noodle becomes a whole new invigorated Noodle, ready to face any challenge and mount any obstacle!!

Alas, this time my frakking Noodle has just, well, become just a Noodle...

Too bad, Affy, toooooo bad. Don't be Sad Affy, you may look forward to a 'New' Noodle in about 50-60 days.

'Bad Affy' sez... And they call ME the Demented one??

[HippyFool]

You had better PM me your address... I chose option 2.

[alucard110]

You had better PM me your address... I chose option 2.

Ditto, a case full of Viagra for Affy's Noodle... then god help us all...

[SÅTÅN 666]

6. $2 sucky sucky

Maybe they could help you out lol

[Drought]

7. Take a picture of it and send to Ms's Affy former boss

[sabjefsil]

Please tell Ms's Affy to keep Bad Affy from pickling Affy's noodle, all know the best noodle is al dente

[Juliette]

Bumming noodles is not the best of ideas.

[Affirmation]

Good answers so far, I see only one person wants to "Snip off Affy's Noodle??"
(Affy shudders at the thought...)

I believe when I started this Topic I was intending Affy's Noodle to be a quasi-colloquialism : A saying that expresses something other than the literal meaning of the words it contains, like saying "I wasn't born yesterday" to express that your birthday was not yesterday, errrr or something like that?

I do like how some of you think though, especially anything wishing ill-will or harm to Affy's wife (Mrs. Affy) former boss. That jizz-burger has just about caused Affy to lose any sense of citizenship, patriotism, religion, humanity, or morality that Affy's sanity clings pricariously too!!

'Bad Affy' sez... Uh-oh, need to take the Thesaurus away from Affy again, why, because "I was not born yesterday" you douche-bag, it colloquially expresses the idea that you can't fool me, dummio!

[Affirmation]

Sorry for the double post but since #5 seemed to lead the race and people wanted to know What is Affy's Noodle:

Affy's Noodle is my 'Quantum Competitve MOJO'. It is the essence of the looming and exciting competition of each new Quantum Era, based upon the new 'Special Feature' of the Era and the 'Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music' feeling that Affy gets each new Era to want to play Quantum and feel alive with the well-spring hope that I have a chance this Era to win, to play strong, to thrive and compete and finish ranked HIGH in the end...

Oh well, shizzle happens.

'Bad Affy' sez... I tend to be more literal and just think of your noodle as being your actual old, non-working, saggy 'ding-a-ling'...