Happy British Asskicking Day!
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:35 am
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...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.Field Marshall wrote:...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking
Jack wrote:Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.Field Marshall wrote:...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking
Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.
Counting the 16 Irish districts you control doesn't count.Guild wrote:we have 16 overseas territories...
Only cause the Canadians are too polite to tell the queen to **Filtered** off.Guild wrote:and I think the Canadians still have the queen as head of state...?
Better than England taking their orders from us.Guild wrote:but yeah you're right... the future looks good for the vast % of people in america who cqant afford medical bills, live in fear of when the next school massacres will happen, terrorists always targeting you guys.... Murica <3
ur an boxhead! england has still overCCs territories as does american if u didnt know and ireland really theres not districts in ireland thats american politics there called constituenCCys over here or CCounties jacks getting schooled Im sorry the stereotype of the fat american doesnt apply to jack just the noob brainless one but i still like british asskicking day!Jack wrote:Counting the 16 Irish districts you control doesn't count.Guild wrote:we have 16 overseas territories...
Only cause the Canadians are too polite to tell the queen to **Filtered** off.Guild wrote:and I think the Canadians still have the queen as head of state...?
Better than England taking their orders from us.Guild wrote:but yeah you're right... the future looks good for the vast % of people in america who cqant afford medical bills, live in fear of when the next school massacres will happen, terrorists always targeting you guys.... Murica <3
Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.Jack wrote:Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.Field Marshall wrote:...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking
Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.
Semper wrote:Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.Jack wrote:Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.Field Marshall wrote:...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking
Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.
In the second world war the British won the battle of britain and everyone and their dog, including the german high command knew Germany wasn't taking the UK mainland. Germany was dead in the water against the UK, we didn't need saving from nothing to do with them. In the first world war we certainly didn't need your help.
As for being the most powerful... well... you mean because that's all so very useful these days. Richest? Sorry, what state is New Orleans STILL in after hurricane katrina? What is your great health care system like? OR, yes, your crime rates? lmao...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c
Semper wrote:Erm, no. Canada is the second largest. No country has any colonies, many have over sea terretories. For a puny island we still hit way above our weight class in just about everything. You never had to save us from the Germans either, EVER, that's an assumption made, funnily enough, by ignorant yanks.Jack wrote:Meanwhile, Britain is a puny little island with none of her colonies left and America is the second largest nation, had to save England's ass from the Germans and is the richest, most powerful country in the world.Field Marshall wrote:...and struggled, on home turfGuild wrote:is this the one where you guys had to get help from the French, I can't remember
Whilst of course, we were off taking countries worth taking
Your lips move, but all I hear are tears.
In the second world war the British won the battle of britain and everyone and their dog, including the german high command knew Germany wasn't taking the UK mainland. Germany was dead in the water against the UK, we didn't need saving from nothing to do with them. In the first world war we certainly didn't need your help.
As for being the most powerful... well... you mean because that's all so very useful these days. Richest? Sorry, what state is New Orleans STILL in after hurricane katrina? What is your great health care system like? OR, yes, your crime rates? lmao...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c
hahaha. Don't you forget the first one! No one else has provided such a reliable, sustainable source of entertainment! Second, well, you did help, but then there are a few nations that can wear a t-shirt like that. No comment can describe the hilarity of the third and as for the fourth, well... I have no excuses for our football team. They're awful, but then again, we did gift the world with the sport.Setesh wrote: