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Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:41 am**

Was a double agent. You were working undercover for the FBI to catch the pimp but you were actually telling the pimp when the raids were coming.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:42 am**

Was getting kickbacks from the pimp

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:58 am**

got bummed by the pimp in an effort to release his constipation

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:08 am**

Worked it out with a pencil.

Posted: **Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:58 pm**

Teacher said "You must use a #2 pencil on the scantron"

You *use a pen*

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:03 pm**

Didn't your mother teach you not to put things were they don't belong?

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:41 pm**

Guy says "Smile!! You're on Candid Camera!"

You *doesn't smile*

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:56 pm**

you pulled down your pants to "smile" in front of a school

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:30 pm**

snapped picture of me "smiling"

fapped to picture later

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:24 am**

Posted said pic to facebook

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:13 am**

Commented "oooh that's sexy

" on said picture.

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:43 am**

Brings back Sexy

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:33 pm**

Used her sexy near the beach...

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:21 pm**

while Z was at beach, sneaked into her hotel room and wore her panties to feel "pretty"

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:42 pm**

Recorded the video and uploaded to the internet ^

Accuse the Person above you of crimes