Funny SG sayings

[LordApophisOne]

"Some of those Athosian women are pretty hot and we did just save them from the Wraith... we've got to trade in on that while we can, you know? Before they discover that we're not actually that cool?"
- McKay, planning for the future

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

Do you have like a quote of the day thingy in your sig?

[LordApophisOne]

Do you have like a quote of the day thingy in your sig?

YES, I do....any your the first person to actually notice that

[Lord Onuris]

From "Tangent"

Jacob -All right. Sam's just finishing.
Daniel -That's good, cos I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob -Why? Who'd you say you were?
Daniel -The, uh... great and powerful Oz.

[Ålbel The Wicked]

"Some of those Athosian women are pretty hot and we did just save them from the Wraith... we've got to trade in on that while we can, you know? Before they discover that we're not actually that cool?"
- McKay, planning for the future

Just so you know i mentioned that one earlier...

[Ålbel The Wicked]

Heres a bit of a long one with multiple funny sayings in it from Lost city part 2...

Daniel: Does this mean anything to you?

Jack: Nope.

Daniel: Could you atleast look at it?

Jack: Daniel...I dont speak Ancient...yet...And when i do eventually, you know I'l never understand it...

Daniel: You have to try...

Jack: Look last time things just poped into my frone

Daniel: Frone is head...

Jack: Alright now see I have no idea what your talking about...

Daniel: Well maybe if you stoped working on that stupid crossword...

Jack: HEY HEY HEY!!!...I'd like to atleast finish that while I can...

Carter: I though you were suposed to be...

Daniel: 13 across you wrote Taonas...

Jack: Ya so...Whats it mean?

Daniel: Well I dont know...You tell me...8 down you wrote Praclaroosh

Carter: Whats 8 down?

Daniel: Umm...Label...Theres empty spaces I think the answer's suposed to be identification...13 across is sphere...Jack this is it!

Jack: Uhh see I asume we still speak the same language...Mostly...

Daniel: Sphere, planet...Label, name...

Jack: Following, still, you, not!

Daniel: Praclaroosh Taonas...I think you wrote the name of the planet where well find the lost city in the crossword!

Jack: Bit of a jump...

Daniel: Why else would you do that?!

Carter: The clue for 7 down is celestial body...And he wrote Uma Therman...

Daniel: It has to mean something...

Jack: It does.........I'm hungry!


Now I ask you to get the other sayings in this one and zero hour as this is another episode with way to many to write down myself...

[Setesh]

for whoever it was that asked, all the ones i posted on page 7 were from zero hour

[Ålbel The Wicked]

Theres more

[Klorel]

"Crystal Skull"

Daniel: "You can see me?!"

Nick: "Yes Daniel, I can see you"

Daniel: "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!!!!"

Nick: "Because you're a figment of my imagination..."

Daniel: "No, no, no Nick I'm real, I'm not a hallucination!"

Nick: "Hallucinations always say that..."

[Setesh]

lol klorel

[Ålbel The Wicked]

Remember to post some from zero hour and Lost city prt 2...and maybe some of part 1 if you can find any...

[Setesh]

From most recent Stargate Atlantis Episode:

*weir is walking*
*sheppard walks up*
John: Look! I made a new friend!!
*moves his head toward the guard behind him*

[LordApophisOne]

This isnt really a "Joke", but I found it ammusing:


Colonel Mitchel: "You really suck at the whole bedside manner thing"
-Right after that SG-1 Episode-
Colonel Sheppard: "You really suck at the whole bedside manner thing"

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

I did not notice that.

[LordApophisOne]

Colonel Mitche was talking to tha Jaffa, and colonel Sheppard was talking to Dr.Weir