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Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:12 pm
by Lord Rylan
Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?
Enjoy a long and healthy life...
People worshipping you...
Increased fashion sense...
And Don't forget the glowing eyes...
Applicants pm me!
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:37 pm
by Dagr
Why are you recruiting people? If they wanted to be have a snake in them that bad they'd have chosen that race long ago...
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:18 am
by Teal'auc of the Void
jreider014 wrote:Why are you recruiting people? If they wanted to be have a snake in them that bad they'd have chosen that race long ago...
Well, goa'uld "recruiter" forgot to mention that the host is forever imprisoned in their own bodies... so yeah. Very wrong in so many ways 
Johauna
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:50 am
by LTC
Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:57 am
by Legendary Apophis
A Tea Cup from Hell wrote:Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?
Obviously!
And lolmao @ Jack O'neill's post
Way to go Rylan, that would be a WASTE they join tokra instead of us
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:20 am
by Teal'auc of the Void
A Tea Cup from Hell wrote:Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?
Nope, not propaganda, it's truth that goa'ulds are taking over hosts completelly...
Teal'auc
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:26 am
by Legendary Apophis
And that's a pro-tok'ra speech...
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:48 am
by Teal'auc of the Void
Åpophis ™ wrote:And that's a pro-tok'ra speech...
Blahblahblah, apophis, go home with your speeches...
My host has terrible headache today, you better not provoke her
Teal'auc &
Johauna
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:36 am
by Angnoch
*pokes Teal'auc* you should take some ibuprofen
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:51 am
by Legendary Apophis
At least Goaulds dont need anything to heal themselves as they never face illness or any smaller form of physical disagreement, that proves indeed Goaulds are The Ones
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:08 pm
by Fear Of The Duck
Lord Rylan wrote:Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?
a god? you guys are all megalomaniacs. go see psychiatrist.
Enjoy a long and healthy life...
drink actimel every morning!
People worshipping you...
they already are. don't need a snake in me head.
Increased fashion sense...
And Don't forget the glowing eyes...
yup. that's useful. one can read in the dark.
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:09 pm
by Legendary Apophis
Corran Horn wrote:Lord Rylan wrote:Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?
a god? you guys are all megalomaniacs. go see psychiatrist.
Enjoy a long and healthy life...
drink actimel every morning!
People worshipping you...
they already are. don't need a snake in me head.
Increased fashion sense...
And Don't forget the glowing eyes...
yup. that's useful. one can read in the dark.
Actimel does nothing it's all lies
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:58 pm
by Ash
Im sorry but parasites really shouldn't talk about godhood, that complex that you all share really need to be looked at. Maybe be you could use a little genetic re-sequencing to fix that problem...oh wait you have stolen anything able to do that yet, my bad
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:23 pm
by AncientAnubis
Being a god is all in the perception of the people subservient to you. If you have the means of backing it up, then by all means we fit the bill.
Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:58 pm
by Ash
in doctrine from birth does wonders to make children believe something, until as teens and adults they realize they were lied to. Why is it i wonder that so many of your loyal Jaffa soldiers are so will to take up arms against you.
You have been caught in a lie that you have perpetrated for generations.
Is it any surprise that you spend so much time run and hiding from the righteous fury so justly leveled against you