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IRC Chat Quotes

This is the new thread for IRC chat quotes.

there is now a quote script running in irc by myself. All added quotes will be reviewed(in other words if its inappropriate for the forums it wont be posted, otherwise no matter who says it i wont filter it out even if its a quote from myself) and posted here on sunday evening when i get home from work in this fashion:

Added by: homer: [8:00am] <&GunniH> <12:00:05> <@wacky> sorry GunniH <- :o KODAK MOMENT wacky saying sorry

so by all means !quote away :D

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For script help or to find out how to post a quote to the script, go to any channel im in and type !qhelp. That will notice you all the commands that are available.
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

So here they are, the first week of quotes....not to many as i dont think alot of people are aware of the script yet.


Added by: Zathras:
[9:17pm] <Var> my friend michelle wanted to talk to people on my msn [9:17pm] <@wacky> is she hot?
[9:17pm] <Var> yes
[9:17pm] <Var> very much
[9:17pm] <@wacky> i wanna see naked pics?
[9:17pm] <Var> but she is like 14


Added by: ?(forgot who added it but i needed to fix the script and used zath to add it in):
[8:50am] <~Jar_Jar_Binks> meso always make turns the wrong way :P | [8:50am] <+George_lucus> quiet or be written out of the sequal

Added by: homer:
[8:00am] <&GunniH>
<12:00:05> <@wacky> sorry GunniH <- :o KODAK MOMENT wacky saying sorry

Added by: CaptainObvious:
(22:26:57pm) • +I has a bucket!!!!
(22:27:18pm) • +Noes they be stealings mah bucket!!!

Added by: homer:
[8:50am] <~homer> i had a metal bracket fall on my head the other day [8:50am] <Feri> I was gonna ask if it knocked any sense into you [8:50am] <Feri> but I guess its pretty obvious it didn't :D

Added by: GunniH:
[19:14:48] <@MrBrightside> SON OF A **Filtered**
[19:14:56] <@MrBrightside> i fell a sleep in the chari woke up cause i fell on the floor

Added by: Haz:
(22:40:37pm) • ~homer pokes the deadness
(22:40:48pm) • +Haz pokes homers brain too

Added by: Haz:
(23:35:32pm) (+Haz) now now...stop fighting over me XD
(23:35:56pm) (Luz) but Haz.... u are just so....
(23:36:18pm) (+Haz) hot...sexy...legendary?
(23:36:31pm) (Tyz) I agree with Haz ;)

Added by: Haz:
(21:30:44pm) (+quickshot84) for a friends 18th we drew "I <3 **Filtered**" on his forhead before he was even drunk and then went out
(21:30:50pm) (+quickshot84) he got free drinks >_<

Added by: Amec:
(21:45:13) —› quit: (Haz) (You.Just@Lost.The.Game) (Quit: BBL maybe) |(21:46:13) (Luz) bye sexytits


Thats it for this week....so get quoting!!!!!!
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

ok next round of quotes.... sorry there a couple days late been busy working on a new java chat and forgot about the quotes :?

Added by: Gold:
[18:45:50] <TonyTheTiger> Virgin islands
[18:45:56] <TonyTheTiger> Sounds like a place Ferra would live

Added by: Gold:
<TonyTheTiger> Hello hoes and other gardening utilities.

Added by: homer:
[9:42am] <~homer> ahh
[9:42am] <~Zathras> oooh
[9:42am] <~Zathras> ouch
[9:42am] <~Zathras> eeeps
[9:43am] <~Zathras> argh
[9:43am] <~homer> sorry wrong hole
[9:43am] <~Zathras> wrong hole 8 times :P
[9:43am] <~homer> damn
[9:43am] <~homer> its the lack of hair thats throwing me off
[9:43am] <~Zathras> i aint gonna stop shaving just for u homer

Added by: Luz:
[06:50] <Feri> you just lost the game
[06:50] <Feri> !
[06:50] <Feri> :D
[06:50] <Luz> waht
[06:50] <Luz> oh ****
[06:50] <Luz> u suck

Added by: Gold:
[17:01:24] <voidwalker> feri u there?
[17:01:37] <%Gold> he dieded
[17:01:56] <Green> hes having sex with 61 y old women i heard
[17:02:08] <Feri> I used to ride on the trails
[17:02:21] <%Gold> you ride 61 year old women in trailers?
[17:02:21] <Feri> like 10 years ago
[17:02:29] <Feri> heck yes Gold

Added by: Gold:
[17:31:05] <Gold_is_GOD> i worship zebism

Added by: Haz:
(19:19:01pm) —› (Bastet)has joined #stargatewars (Users = 41) (19:19:11pm) (SatanicPriest) thats her closing her eyes and moaning (19:19:28pm) (+Bastet) That is not a good thing to come in to

thats all for this week hope you enjoy :D
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[05/13/08 5:11pm] <SillyPerson> Note to self: Check DVDs before loaning them to female friends.
[05/13/08 5:12pm] <SillyPerson> Wanted to give her some movies.
[05/13/08 5:12pm] <SillyPerson> Guess what she got?
[05/13/08 5:12pm] <Zathras> ur porn
[05/13/08 5:12pm] <SillyPerson> Yeah.
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

pfft, you should format them correctly :P
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[05/26/08 12:06pm] <Amec> Aiden
[05/26/08 12:06pm] <Amec> Please bend over and let me enter you
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

[18:03] * RepliJake (SGW_Guest8@KCnet-BCF8FF0B.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit( Quit: I'm tired of EtL's half assed attempts at convincing me he can play this game )
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

Almost38 you missed the reason for that. :P

[05/28/08 6:53pm] <@EtL> who wants an 82k up planet?
[05/28/08 6:53pm] <@RepliJake> no such thing as too much drink
[05/28/08 6:53pm] <@EtL> I'm going to take it off $
[05/28/08 6:53pm] <@EtL> he's only got 30 bill defence on it
[05/28/08 6:53pm] <@Ferra> i will take it :/
[05/28/08 6:54pm] <@Ferra> FS have a def?
[05/28/08 6:59pm] <@RepliJake> off who?
[05/28/08 6:59pm] <@RepliJake> why are you offering it if you're going to take it Rhett?
[05/28/08 6:59pm] <@EtL> attack me when I tell u
[05/28/08 7:00pm] <@EtL> cos I have 9 planets
[05/28/08 7:00pm] <@EtL> he's got huge up planets
[05/28/08 7:00pm] <@EtL> crap defences
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@RepliJake> you can't attack a planet that's just been stolen
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@EtL> well someone can take it later
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@RepliJake> do you even play this game Rhett?
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@RepliJake> :P
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@Ferra> LOL
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@EtL> damn jakey U actually asking lmao
[05/28/08 7:01pm] <@Ferra> i should qoute that
[05/28/08 7:02pm] <@RepliJake> lol
[05/28/08 7:03pm] * @RepliJake (SGW_Guest8@KCnet-BCF8FF0B.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: I'm tired of EtL's half assed attempts at convincing me he can play this game)
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Re: IRC Chat Quotes

ok heres the next round:


Added by: Haz:
(23:08:51pm) (@Amec) I wish to be a little girl

Added by: homer:
[9:10am] <Amec> !q 1
[9:10am] <Amec> ??
[9:10am] <Amec> !quote 1
[9:10am] <~homer> Quote recorded as number 2.
[9:10am] <Amec> -_-
[9:10am] <&Zeta> AMEC U FAIL

Added by: homer:
[9:17pm] <TitaniaX> omg
[9:17pm] <TitaniaX>
[20:17] <Kittie> Pffft. Fine. I'm moderately cute. =P
[9:17pm] <TitaniaX> BREAKING NEWS!
[9:17pm] <@Kittie> -.-;
[9:17pm] <TitaniaX> Kittie finally admits his cuteness!
[9:18pm] <@Kittie> Only moderately!
[9:18pm] <TitaniaX> although he is still underestimating it!

Added by: Gold:
[21:53:09] <SGW_Guest847> how do you get the ip of the person your talking to?
[21:53:33] <Var> type /whois nick
[21:53:58] <SGW_Guest847> ?
[21:54:07] <SGW_Guest847> who is nick?

Added by: TheDoctor:
(23:15:13pm) —›(TheMaster) was kicked by (TheDoctor) (OWNED!!!!!!!!)

Added by: homer:
[1:24pm] <~Blahh> i gotta quit tle :X

Added by: Goodie:
Haz is listening to: Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up [03:35m/128kbps/44kHz] <---- how to rickroll yourself


Added by: Gatedialer:
[19:25:59] * Gatedialer is back - from indiana jones - Gone for 3h 52m 51s [19:29:01] <wacky> Gatedialer I MASSED U HILE U WAS AWAY ;) [19:29:09] <wacky> SORRY BUT I WAS BORED
[19:29:15] <Gatedialer> EPIC FAIL
[19:29:18] <Gatedialer> I ALREADY LOGGED IN
[19:29:23] <wacky> damn

Added by: homer:
[8:43am] <@Dsin> need to strech it downwards
[8:43am] <~homer> tekll zath
[8:43am] <@Dsin> like a chubby ompa-loompa
[8:43am] <~homer> hes the photoshopper
[8:44am] <@Dsin> photochopper*


Added by: homer:
[3:59pm] <adminhere> i like when we have power out - and servers come back in good order ;)
[4:00pm] <adminhere> this will NOT happen again
[4:01pm] <adminhere> the server was running at 50% before it went out [4:01pm] <adminhere> that is the highest i have ever seeen.

for those of you that dont participate in the admin meets, adminhere is admin jason. Puts that quote into perspective and it was 1/2 hour into the fuall, TJP, TLE war.
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[06/15/08 12:39pm] <Amec> rofl I cried when idw massed me once
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missed a couple weeks .....cause im too damn lazy to remember to post them.

Added by: goodie[uni]:
<Gatedialer> I have no hope

Added by: zeta:
[05:57:35PM] <@zeta> SPEND IT ON THE BIKE FERRA
[05:57:37PM] <%Ferra> i want nos on it zeta
[05:57:39PM] <%Ferra> :D
[05:57:54PM] <~homer> lol waste of money
[05:57:57PM] * Ferra was kicked by zeta (Going to kill yourself. dont do it in here me and homer dont wanna clean up)
[05:57:58PM] * Ferra (Azrael_SGW@Fallen.from.grace.com) has joined #stargatewars
[05:57:59PM] * Enforcer sets mode: +h Ferra

Added by: Haz:
(10:40:34am) • +Infinity masses Trojan_Man's ass apart
(10:40:48am) • screams in delight
(10:41:15am) • is made of latex ...therefore he stretches everywhere
(10:41:31am) (%Trojan_Man) just the right fit

Added by: homer:
[7:06pm] <@Paul> id have his babies if i was a chick and not taken

Added by: homer:
[7:38pm] * ~homer beats homers_wife
[7:38pm] * @homers_wife humps homer wildly :P
[7:38pm] * sneaks off with homers_wife

Added by: Haz:
(11:00:35am) (SirKnucklehead) well if you have a CO you will get a % of there naq
(11:00:57am) (PHYSICSCHICK) yeah but i never liked being below someone
(11:01:14am) (PHYSICSCHICK) im more of an on top kinda girl

Added by: Haz:
(21:50:48pm) (~homer) i have an msn virus
(21:50:58pm) (~homer) thats messing with my mouse
(22:01:00pm) (~homer) i cant move my mouse left or right
(22:03:37pm) (~homer) ahh
(22:03:44pm) (~homer) had a dog hair in the laser

Added by: Feri:
[02:49] <Dsin> ate her.. OUT!

Added by: Luz:
(05:50:58pm) ~Cait: my mom is delicious

Added by: Sirrush:
[9:27am] * ~Sirrush blows Haz into ashes
[9:27am] <~Sirrush> u know since dragions blow fire :D
[9:27am] Neevil (Neevil@The.Great.Weevil) is now known as Fire
[9:27am] <~Sirrush> thats evil

Added by: Luz:
(08:10:31pm) Pizza_Guy: Haz, most are bigger then me

Added by: Sirrush:
[1:47pm] <@Neevil> ur just jealous i can fit into mrs beautifuls clothes and u cant
[1:48pm] <&[BAD]WarrivII[uis]> i dont want to wear her clothe its tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pi8nk sometimes
[1:48pm] <@Neevil> u love it
[1:49pm] <&[BAD]WarrivII[uis]> i told u u shouldnt tell this when more than 3 ppl are here
[1:49pm] <@Neevil> meh they aint here :D
[1:50pm] <&[BAD]WarrivII[uis]> but Sirrush is a log reader Ferra is always lurking simmi knows all ...

Added by: Sirrush:
[6:03pm] [BAD]WarrivII[uis] sets mode: +o Darkmere
[6:03pm] * pxn was kicked by Darkmere (har har sucka!)
[6:04pm] <%pxn> she already has ops in half the channels i'm in :(
[6:04pm] <@Darkmere> i have boobies
[6:04pm] <@[BAD]WarrivII[uis]> argument number 1 |
[6:05pm] <@Darkmere> do i need argument 2?
[6:05pm] <%pxn> she has nice boobies
[6:06pm] <%pxn> oh wait..
[6:06pm] <%pxn> that works in her favour not mine :(

Added by: Haz:
(12:06:36pm) • ~Sirrush is a noob




thats all for this week.... theres some good ones there this time... Happy quoting :D
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[2010-05-14 12:19:48] <Earendil> wave your fav. color flag pops -_-
[2010-05-14 12:20:08] <LegendaryApophis> Which one? The EU flag?
[2010-05-14 12:20:45] <Earendil> your little white one you keep in the closet
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ahh damn, realy missing the good old times at irc ...
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