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SGW Chat Quotes!

Looking through for the funniest / most famous quotes... Hopefully some of the chat regulars get a bit of a laugh as well as those who have missed out on these...

Here goes!

(Please note that it may be only chat regulars that find these even remotely interesting)


* LordAnubis slaps Xavier around a bit with a large trout
<LordAnubis> how do i get more things like that
<Whitey> go fishing?

<littlelips> lfmao...republicans aren't evil...just kinky

<littlelips> people are going to think i am crazy...

<Whitey> do you like being flooded Louna? Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna Louna

<Nuto> little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head....

<Haaken> do u guys know that replicator are real

* ginger sits next to littlelips with popcorn and shouts to apophis and Xavier "Act out a sceene from Gladiator will you'z"

<Whitey> cause i am 13376
<Whitey> err
<Whitey> 1337

<Xavier> !alliancelist
-foo- My list of alliances:
-foo- Xavier's Spam Land - #StarGateWars

<Tyrus> the only credit card im ever gonna get is a credit-debit card which will be linked to my savings account
<Jedi_Kovo> Yea, same here.. I'll only use a card that will be linked to Tyrus's savings acct

* ChanServ changes topic to 'MY WORD IS LAW! MY COMMAND IS LIFE! (EtL)'

* Now talking in #theorderofchaos
* Topic is 'why was The Founding Member of the alliance not told about this?'

<Ginger> I love you Poppy
<apophis> i dont love you so bleh!

<DonCostelo> can someone tell me what is : Glory and Reputation Score...?
<StarGate406> no sorry
<Nuto_vixen> lol
<Nuto_vixen> It means how many people vote for you to stay in the game

-foo- Welcome back apophis.
You have been kicked from #StarGateWars 4 times.

<apophis> ladys and gentlemen, i want to hear a biiiiig lOL!!

<Whitey> !kick LordAnubis I HATE YOU

<Louna> I would never Abuse power, I would only abuse Nathan.

<Lord_Revan> ever open fire on a crowd of innocent people?

<Lord_Zeus> um, sorry about attacking you whitey, can you keep just a little less naq in open plz?

<Tyrus> Alice: wanna make internet babies with me?
<Alice> tyrus: With you huh. OK, I will make internet babies.

<AugustWinterman> How big is your p****, Alice?
<Alice> augustwinterman: My download size is about 7 MB. The memory requirement is around32MB.

Uno players should understand why this is funny:
<celticsoldier> play wd4
<celticsoldier> color red
<celticsoldier> draw

<littlelips> great i will be the sgw room stripper

<FC_Revan> actually I do a very good impersantion of a possesed voice
<FC_Revan> I can keep my eyes back in the head too

<Whitey> !kcount Xavier
<foo> Xavier has been kicked from the channel 357 times.

<Kasket> spies are cool
<Kasket> I get so lonely I name them
<Kasket> spy 1 and spy 2

<cRackPG> foo was sat on by Xavier's Mum. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:34 from level 45.

<Whitey> morning Xavier
<Xavier> its not ****ing morning and u know it

<Rolz14> Xavier You don't have to Add Every ****ing Sentence to the ****ing Quote Bot

<Ecthelion> **** **** **** **** **** ****? is that to be added?

<Dee> how old are you?
<_Apophis__> old enough to fart on my own

* Ginger is back from Sleeping. I was gone for 8secs
<Ginger> Power nap lol

<Lord_Zeus> sell all defence
<Lord_Zeus> buy attack
<Lord_Zeus> u = undefeatable

<cRackPG> mirror was forced to watch Xavier's mum strip. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:22 from level 46.

<Derij> whitey cake whitey cake coder man, code us a bot as fast as you can, make it look good and work real nice, with functions and tools to light up our lives

<Kasket> its in the wedding vows
<littlelips> lol the old ball and chain routine

<littlelips> DEE?
<littlelips> did you ditch me for the flying Dutchman?
<StueysGirl> yes?

* littlelips now wonders if there are fine lines and wrinkles showing through on the computer screen damn you oil of oaly you lie damn it you lie!!

<Paul_The_Black> does anyone in here have A Perfect Circle?

<Ginger> Attention «Xavier loves himself, Lips and Dee are sexy and WhiteySmellsWestonSticks!!!» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

<Ginger> Notice «Nothing..» —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

<Paul_The_Black> mercs give you naq?
<Paul_The_Black> DAMNIT >:(
<Paul_The_Black> im not a freaking noob

<Whitey> tom...
<Whitey> im suck
<Whitey> er
<Whitey> sick

<Weston> o.O It was a 'Daddy long Legs' spider...
<StueysGirl> step on it
<Weston> No, thats 'mean'

<_Rob1_> wot is a muf muncher?

* Lindstorm tosses Terror|Taking_A_Nap in the river ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> FISH BAIT <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> HERE FISHES <º))))>< .·´¯`·.¸ ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> $c(2)2 fishie bait <º))))>< >>>

<Whitey-> omg
<Whitey-> im an IDIOT
<Xavier> true

<Whitey-> I own 538/2563 (approx:55%) possible slaves.
<Xavier> i like the math

<Whitey-> Xavier - i have raw pancake mix to eat :D
<littlelips> ewwwwwwwwwww

<StueysGirl> one of my officers
<Xavier> i should retaliate
<Xavier> against their commander
<littlelips> go for it

<Xavier> 'Whitey is asleep. The time is 3:52pm.'
<Xavier> i swear, he is full on nocturnal

<cRackPG> Whitey, foo, mirror, and BigPhil have been chosen by the gods to worship the sacred Cow until such time as she is satiated. Quest to end in 0 days, 18:28:18.
<Whitey> wow - i must have been stoned when i wrote that quest....

* Xheralt tranfroms into a '38 Chevy and runs Xavier over
* Xheralt returns to humanoid form

* StarGate819 has quit IRC (Quit: But who will watch the watchers?...)
* thepolice will watch the wathers
* Nuto_vixen will watch who watches the watchers
* Whitey watches the Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watching me
* Whitey watches Nuto_vixen watching Whitey watch Nuto_vixen
* Nuto_vixen watches Whitey watch Nuto_vixen watch Whitey watching Nuto
* fuzzy[afk] watches whitey watching nuto watching whitey watching nuto
* Whitey watches in general
* Nuto_vixen watches the way you all watch the watchers
* thepolice will watch the watchers
* %fuzzy[afk] wonders what all the watching is about and quits watching people and watches the TV instead
* +Nuto_vixen watched you all watch me watch others and watch tv at the sam etime

That's all for now, there are hundreds of recorded quotes to pick the best from, if anyone has any questions regarding these quotes, or quotes of their own to add, go ahead!
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You must look further back. There are some GREAT ones in there.

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Awww c'mon, those ones aren't bad...

But yeah, I'll find some more... :twisted:
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Go a-huntin!

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Bahahahahahahaha...


<Whitey-> omg
<Whitey-> im an IDIOT
<Xavier> true

Oh gawd...

Xavier... I knew I shouldn't have given you the quotes list ^_^.


Wow, some of those are classics. Most are out of context :P.




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WhiteyDude wrote:Xavier... I knew I shouldn't have given you the quotes list ^_^.

I already have them... Takes ages to look through the list though, let alone the entire logs since April...

WhiteyDude wrote:Wow, some of those are classics. Most are out of context :P.

Apologies to Littlelips and Dee (StueysGirl)... hehehe

<jjm> hi
<Xheralt> hi jjm. welcome to arkham asylum, online edition.

<littlelips> its a foo debate?
<Agapooka> not much debate
<fuzzyhonky> a mass debate?

<Ginger> That's all nice and cool, but what does tentatively mean?

<Paul_The_Black> guess my height Dee
<Dee> 6'3"
<Paul_The_Black> not that height ;)
<Dee> omg

<Paul_The_Black> question
<Xavier> answer

Sorry but he says this so much we had to include it somewhere:
<Paul_The_Black> PENIF IN MOUF!!!!! >:( >:(

<Terror> dee
<Terror> r u genlucky_DD?

<Terror> you got genlucky's msn? :P
<Terror> is it a girl?

<Terror> ballons
<Terror> baloons*
<Xavier> *balloons :)
<Terror> yeh whatever

<Dee> i went outsude to talk to my hubby and i stepped on a slug with my bare foot :(

<Xavier> im not completely untrustworthy
<matrix> is tuesday here
<matrix> are you trustworth on this day?

Can you work out why this is funny?
(And it was an accident, too!)
<Dee> ick

<prod> i dunno whats wrong with me today
<prod> i cant stop eating
<Paul_The_Black> any depression or anxiety ?
<Paul_The_Black> or could be the part of your brain that tells you you are full is broken
<Xavier> thanks doctor paul!

* Xavier slaps everyone except Whitey
* foo pulls Whitey out of the way and slams Xavier into a wall.

* Ginger takes the KB button away from Xavier
<Lord_Zeus> what is kb?
<Tha_Yezpahr_PR> kilo byte

<pyro> so who owns this channel?
<Ginger> littlelips
<Xavier> Whitey
<littlelips> foo

<fuzzyhonky> don't mess with the fuzzy alliance..... we will shed all over you!!!!
<fuzzyhonky> you want peace.... bring a brush!!!!!
<littlelips> hairballs everywhere...

<Dan> id take an officer but i dont want ne during ppt
<littlelips> dee is always looking to have someone under her:p
<Dan> i guess Dee likes the top
<fuzzyhonky> and she's a hippie.... very free and open :)

<Xavier> Pyro is a registered nick
<fuzzyhonky> fuzzyhonky is a registered trademark :)
<Pyro> WTH
<Pyro> what did u do?

<fuzzyhonky> hey i gotta go get ready for bed
<littlelips> you.... >:] mwuahahaaha...tee hee
<Agapooka> Self control is good
* littlelips has quit IRC (Quit: (heheehe its time for fuzzy fun :p I remebered the lube this time ))

<Kasket> I thought Foo was a myth

<beebob2uk> theres no such thing as status on cyanide anymore, they decided everyone should be equal :P
<eriu> COMMUNISM

<Kasket> first time i saw that connection reset by peer
<Kasket> I thought someones mom turne of their computer

<Kasket> when the wife asks if i want kids i ask, Why?
<Kasket> i'm the kid in the house.
<Kasket> she then proceeds to tell me she wants one trainable.

<Ginger> I have enough power on SGW:Q that i could take over
<prod> impressive, most impressive.

One of Littlelips' favourites... (What did he mean to say?)
* HellFire Creams and runs away

<littlelips> ok who has lube and a ping pong ball...i have trick ...DSF767 is bored...

<rahvin> sorry dee.. you have to meet with lips in 30 min for that jello wrestling match..

<Baset> I'm hungry I think I might go eat some of my troops
<Baset> the untrained ones of course, so I'll be right back after eating them

dot-exe[sigterm] has been idle 324hrs 23mins 18secs, signed on Mon May 30 05:16:11

* siG- is listening to: (S Club 7 - S Club Party) ¤ Length: (3:31) ¤ BitRate: (128kbps)

This doesn't appear funny... Until you realise nfsnobody- happens to by Whitey...
<angel> is whitey about or sleeping
<nfsnobody-> hes around
<nfsnobody-> its like, 3:51pm in Aus isnt it?
<angel> i gotta go cya layter guys
<nfsnobody-> ill tell Whitey you said hi

<Kasket> DEE!
<Dee> Kasket!
<Xavier> Xavier!

<Xavier> hows it goin
<Xavier> what alliance r u in again?
<Brigon> peachy
<Brigon> im part of the peachy alliance:)

Jake's favourite!!!
<Xavier> hey jake
<Xavier> sup
<RepliJake> my covert lvl :P

<EtL> any of the top 5 or 6 in omega could take on the tokra single handedly
<RepliJake> I could take on the tokra with 1 spy

<Eriond^AFK> :( i wish some1 would blow up where i work, i'm fed up with dealing with muppet home pc users

<thegiver> so what do people in slovenia think of america?
<Aesir> you have a fast life
<Aesir> that is why the fast food and that is why you are the country with the bigest problem in healthcare

<Aesir> and then it would be US against the world
<Aesir> and that one you would lost belive me
<thegiver> nah england would help us
<thegiver> so would iraq and afganistan lol

<thegiver> what if america joined the EU that would be cool

<Kasket> I'm number 1 on page 2
<Kasket> I can't get to page 1
<fuzzyhonky> Better to be no 1 on 2 then just be a no. 2
<Kasket> I know but I wanna make #1
<fuzzyhonky> i had mc donalds and now i wanna make #2 :)

:smt046

Stay tuned, more to come...
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u guys and ur chat room. lol
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By demand of buck over MSN...

<buck> xavier xavier were for art thou xavier?!
* buck was kicked by Xavier (Ah what light through yonder window breaks?)
<Nuto_vixen> ha!
<Nuto_vixen> Xavier!
* buck has joined #StarGateWars
* ChanServ sets mode: +v buck
<buck> pmsl
<buck> meh
* buck was kicked by Xavier (Tis the east, and buck is the sun!)
* buck has joined #StarGateWars
* ChanServ sets mode: +v buck
<buck> man i didnt even do asnything lol
<Nuto_vixen> lmao
<+Nuto_vixen> you're getting your ass whiped
<buck> thats it!
* buck f***s xavier
<Nuto_vixen> lol
<buck> oh yeah xavier
<buck> OH YEAH BABY
* buck was kicked by Xavier (Arise fair buck and kill the envious Esker.)
* buck has joined #StarGateWars
* ChanServ sets mode: +v buck
<buck> i already tried my love
<Nuto_vixen> lol
<buck> he killed me :(
* buck was kicked by Xavier (Deny thy father and refuse they name! Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be an Omega member!)
<Nuto_vixen> I'm gonna leave you two to it
<Nuto_vixen> Omega!
<Nuto_vixen> AHAHAHAH
* buck has joined #StarGateWars
* ChanServ sets mode: +v buck
<buck> for god sake..lol
<Nuto_vixen> God has no part in this...

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Honours and Awards

ahh baby that was a good day.
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2006 -
Poster of the Year
2007 -
Runner up signature of the Year
Runner up most improved player of the Year
Runner up hero of the Year
Alliance war of the year (CIA vs COP)
2008-
Hall of Fame
2009-
Runner up Hero of the Year
2010-
Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Tekki)
Runner up Vendetta of the Year (Buck vs Darthudd)

Noteworthy alliances-
Omega
Mayhem
Radical Minority
Nemesis Sect
Warlords of Briton

Previous affiliations-
TL
Ricos
DDE
The Tok'ra
The OOC
The SLA

Missed and dear friends -
Too Many to count, but never forgotten.
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Keep them coming.
They are great!

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I agree

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Changing all 'nfsnobody' to Whitey so that people can understand...

<Krahe> ur not asian... and not female... doesnt quite work
<nfsnobody-> i can be... if you want me to be :P

<Dee> do you check your PMs?
<Kasket> I can't have Cyber Sex with you all the time.

<Dee> new rule - bite me
* Lord_Zeus takes a chunk out of dee
* Xavier bites
* Brigon bites dee
* Lord_Zeus growls and demands the meat the others stole

<Xavier> sigh
<Xavier> i actually sighed
<nfsnobody-> lmao
<nfsnobody-> i actually laughed
<nfsnobody-> my ass stayed still though
<Rolz14> ohh sexy

<Lord_Zeus> xavier gimmie a ten min ban would ya?
<Xavier> !kb Lord_Zeus 600
* Lord_Zeus was kicked by foo ([kicks:9561] [600 second ban])

<Mistresslips> i should really play more often though...i am a farm...:(

<Esker> Aww nevermind. Everybody is always hitting with a trout
<Esker> For once i'd like to see somebody hit with a salmon

* StarGate132 is now known as RepliJake
<Esker> Oh it's just Jake
<RepliJake> lmao
<Xavier> rofl
<Esker> lol

<Xavier> ok first to do this gets a prize
<Xavier> type without spaces
<Xavier> "The pen is writing"
<sirus> thepeniswriting
* sirus was kicked by foo (Wash your dirty little mouth out)
<sirus> i should read stuff before i post it

<RepliJake> I'm the first person to get lvl 20 you know, WORSHIP ME!!!!
<Mistresslips> lol sorry i don't worship i spank ;)

<Brigon> hard work never hurt anyone. but im not taking any chances.

<Brigon> a man is king of his castle. a king is a ruler. a ruler is 12 inches. still feel like a man?
<Esker> Not so much, nope

<StarGate396> Message to bot "You are a bozo with nothing better to do than kick other bozos out of bozo rooms."

<Revan> what the hell am I talking about?
<Revan> oh wiat
<Revan> thats off Dilbert

* Whitey- was kicked by foo (Don't play with my bans Whitey)
<Whitey-> ergh..
* Whitey was kicked by foo (Don't play with my bans Whitey)
<Whitey-> omg!

<Revan> finally, a funny quote
* Whitey gets out his !deletequote

<trance> you in the order?
<Brigon> so im told

* StarGate187 is now known as w1a2z2z1a
<Brigon> i think i like 187 better

<prod> being a noob on quantum again is fun :D
<w1a2z2z1a> how can u be a noob again?
<Xavier> rofl

<Lord_Detenzer> asl?
<Lord_Detenzer> 28 plenty mars

<Aesir> I am fair
<Aesir> I will listen
<Aesir> sometimes serious too
<Aesir> ok skip that last part

<pyro> WOAH!!, my rank on quant matches my age
<Whitey> pyro - your ranked 2?

<Dee> You love me long time
<Dee> omg... i just said that

<Brigon> go forth
<Brigon> slay the evil tauri
<Beckmen> I AM Tauri, though

<Beckmen> there is a Shelob on my blanket

<Nuto_vixen> wow
<Nuto_vixen> its alive
<fuzzyhonky> who xavier... fuzzy... or the trout?

<buck> how do i do that were it gos purple * buck is cool
* buck steals all the mercs

* buck is not tradeing links because he already has a whole 18 untrained people so he rocks nah nah
<Whitey> i have about 90
* Whitey rocks...nah nah
<buck> yeah i need to get more friends

<celticsoldier> Whitey, how did you get that much soldiers again
<prod> cheat hax
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:shock: Omg....I am so glad I deleted some of them before foo broke.....Xavier...please just be kind......And the Hellfire quote he meant scream not cream...I bet he is glad that it can't just randomly appear anymore! :-D
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