MaYHeM Awards 2012

[Kikaz]

There are several tie breakers being conducted right now so those awards to be posted at a later time.



Biggest Come Back:
Knight


Epic Moment of the Year:
Jim and Duderanch negotiating a DRA with FS while *cough* inebriated... the result was this DRA:
[spoiler]DRA terms:

1) That MaYHeM and the Empire of Forgotten Serenity (FS Empire) agree to the following terms in good faith and shall practice them with all attention necessary.
2) That MaYHeM, clear in superiority, shall farm FS Empire on the Main Server for a minimum ratio of 100b per 1t worth of defence, any amount on 0defence and raid accounts with a minimum of 1 million UU out on 0 defence and for any amount over 2.5 million UU out on any defence as long as market rate and losses make it profitable for the raider.
3) That FS Empire shall be permitted to farm MaYHeM on the Main Server for a minimum ratio of 200bill naq per 1t worth of defence, 60bill on 0defence and raid accounts with a minimum of 5million UU out on 0 defence and for no amount on accounts with a defence.
4) That MaYHeM, clear in superiority, shall farm FS Empire on the Ascended Server for a minimum ratio of 150t on any defence
5) That FS Empire shall be permitted to farm MaYHeM on the Ascended Server for a minimum ratio of 300t on any defence up to 30q and 500t on any defence over 30q
6) That should any altercation occur in which a member of MaYHeM is massed by a member of FS Empire, MaYHeM reserves the right to exert retribution on any members of FS Empire that they so choose after making contact with Drahazar in an official term.
7) That should any altercation occur in which a member of FS Empire is massed by a member of MaYHeM, FS Empire must seek retribution in a one verses one vendetta between the two original combatants.[/spoiler]

War of the year:
MaYHeM Pony Faction vs MaYHeM Panda Regime

Diplomat of the Year:
Jim

Most missed alliance member:
Boone

Main Player of the year:
Billzebud

Smelliest Member in Real Life:
Dmonix

Villain of the year:
Jim for introducing ponies to us all.

Noob moment of the year:
Tied between Kikaz giving Duderanch a 40/40 and Gohan starting the Panda Regime.

Ascension player of the year:
Lord XenoX

Vendetta of the year:
Feri vs. Jim

Hero of the year:
Forsee for giving Dmonix alliance leadership.

Newcomer of the year:
Tatkasmoula - For being in the alliance for like 7 years.

Member most desired to be seen naked:
Tied between Ria and Knight

[Gohan]

Noob moment of the year:
Tied between Kikaz giving Duderanch a 40/40 and Gohan starting the Panda Regime.

Says my lil panda **Filtered**, whilst wearing the Panda squad sig hehe
Well done though Tatka, you made a really good impression this year We're thinking about keeping you around!!! hehe <3

[Jim]

Well done though Tatka, you made a really good impression this year We're thinking about keeping you around!!! hehe <3

I'm not so sure myself.

[Gohan]

When I need the opinion of a ponie, I'll scrape one off my shoe and ask it. *starts sumthin'*

[Jim]

*starts sumthin'*

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Did you know that Panda's are one of the worse evolved creatures around. They can only eat one thing and THEY CANT EVEN EAT IT PROPERLY!

[Gohan]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[Jim]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[spoiler]http://s601.beta.photobucket.com/user/man_called_jim/media/Ponies/tumblr_loxcu0hfYZ1qm2frqo1_500.jpg.html?sort=3&o=14[/spoiler]
Just wait until you find a unicorn horn in your hot dog. You gunna scream and cry until your voice goes horse!

[Juliette]

Well done though Tatka, you made a really good impression this year We're thinking about keeping you around!!! hehe <3

Isn't that guy like one of the oldest Mh members?

Congrats, nice to see more alliances posting their awards on the forum.

[Guild]

Epic Moment of the Year:
Jim and Duderanch negotiating a DRA with FS while *cough* inebriated... the result was this DRA:
[spoiler]DRA terms:

1) That MaYHeM and the Empire of Forgotten Serenity (FS Empire) agree to the following terms in good faith and shall practice them with all attention necessary.
2) That MaYHeM, clear in superiority, shall farm FS Empire on the Main Server for a minimum ratio of 100b per 1t worth of defence, any amount on 0defence and raid accounts with a minimum of 1 million UU out on 0 defence and for any amount over 2.5 million UU out on any defence as long as market rate and losses make it profitable for the raider.
3) That FS Empire shall be permitted to farm MaYHeM on the Main Server for a minimum ratio of 200bill naq per 1t worth of defence, 60bill on 0defence and raid accounts with a minimum of 5million UU out on 0 defence and for no amount on accounts with a defence.
4) That MaYHeM, clear in superiority, shall farm FS Empire on the Ascended Server for a minimum ratio of 150t on any defence
5) That FS Empire shall be permitted to farm MaYHeM on the Ascended Server for a minimum ratio of 300t on any defence up to 30q and 500t on any defence over 30q
6) That should any altercation occur in which a member of MaYHeM is massed by a member of FS Empire, MaYHeM reserves the right to exert retribution on any members of FS Empire that they so choose after making contact with Drahazar in an official term.
7) That should any altercation occur in which a member of FS Empire is massed by a member of MaYHeM, FS Empire must seek retribution in a one verses one vendetta between the two original combatants.[/spoiler]

love this

[jedi~tank]

Congratz peeps. Ponies?

[Jim]

Ponies?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Remedy™]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[spoiler]http://s601.beta.photobucket.com/user/man_called_jim/media/Ponies/tumblr_loxcu0hfYZ1qm2frqo1_500.jpg.html?sort=3&o=14[/spoiler]
Just wait until you find a unicorn horn in your hot dog. You gunna scream and cry until your voice goes horse!

Did you mean hoarse? Or were you feeling punny? LOL!

[Jim]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[spoiler]http://s601.beta.photobucket.com/user/man_called_jim/media/Ponies/tumblr_loxcu0hfYZ1qm2frqo1_500.jpg.html?sort=3&o=14[/spoiler]
Just wait until you find a unicorn horn in your hot dog. You gunna scream and cry until your voice goes horse!

Did you mean hoarse? Or were you feeling punny? LOL!

I bet you were just chomping at the bit to get that one out.

[Kikaz]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[spoiler]http://s601.beta.photobucket.com/user/man_called_jim/media/Ponies/tumblr_loxcu0hfYZ1qm2frqo1_500.jpg.html?sort=3&o=14[/spoiler]
Just wait until you find a unicorn horn in your hot dog. You gunna scream and cry until your voice goes horse!

Did you mean hoarse? Or were you feeling punny? LOL!

I bet you were just chomping at the bit to get that one out.

I lol'd.

[Remedy™]

What you mean properly?!?!?!? WE EAT IT PERFECTLY FINE! We ain't gunna use no knife and forks! You mean we don't digest it properly, that's cause we be carnivores really... don't mess with us Jim, you mess with us, it's ponie burgers all around... (too soon? )

[spoiler]http://s601.beta.photobucket.com/user/man_called_jim/media/Ponies/tumblr_loxcu0hfYZ1qm2frqo1_500.jpg.html?sort=3&o=14[/spoiler]
Just wait until you find a unicorn horn in your hot dog. You gunna scream and cry until your voice goes horse!

Did you mean hoarse? Or were you feeling punny? LOL!

I bet you were just chomping at the bit to get that one out.

Immediately when I saw what you said.
@Kikaz - Of course you did, as did Jim, even though he may not admit it.