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Here is a game for you to enjoy...

This fight concerns only one thing... GET THE THING AT ALL COSTS AND HIDE IT!

how:
the ends justify the means... Any means...

example:
The Zergling has eaten the Thing. Zeratul Disembowels the Zergling, then hides it under the Ultralisk.

After this, next person to arrive has to get hold of the Thing, and hide it elsewhere...

RULES:

1. Always refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
2. Always use a capital letter on the Thing.
3. Follow forum rules.
4. The ends justify the means.
5. No doubleposting
6. No taking the thread away from topic (posts that do that will be removed...)
7. dont kill the ultralisk.

the game starts with the above example...

thaltek zats the ultralisk and rolls it over and takes the thing

thal then eats the ultralisk to keep it safe

Kikaz DECIMATES the thaltek stealing the Thing.

Kikaz hides the Thing in his pants.

thal probes kikaz's pants for the ultralisk and also rips off kikaz's trouser snake....

thal takes the ultralisk and hides it somewhere inside of universe.

Kikaz looks around at universe and locates the Thing but is scared to touch it now having lost his trouser snake.

Kikaz find his mojo and steals the Thing running towards what you believe is a **Filtered** house laughing like a maniac.

Kikaz hands over the Thing to a Dominatrix and begs for punishment.

corran takes the Thing when sominatrix is busy punishing kikaz and gives it to crowd of angry anti-Thing protesters

*Universe pieces the Thing together after collecting its remains from in between the torched bodies of anti-Thing protesters and continues to hide it inside Hidden's dream machine*



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thal infiltrates the crowd and takes the thing...

thal then shoves the thing up rosie odonald's bum for safe keeping.....

Sammael use's his BBQ toungs to retrvie the Thing from rosie odonald's bum.

Sammael wash's it off and then hides it somewhere on his mothership.

rossie o'donald chases sammael for the thing as she like having it up her bum....

rosie gets the thing back and shoves it up her bum....

Rosie O'donnel is eaten by the Ultralisk...


Usul offers the Ultralisk pepto-bismol, and the Ultralisk vomits up the Thing as thanks...



Usul puts the Thing on the cusp of a black hole...



Chuck Norris waits...

thal reaches out from the black hole and takes the thing into the black hole with him.....

Zeratul thanks thaltek for bringing them the Thing, then hides it somewhere in mare ingenii

thal takes the thing and hides it on a random asteroid somewhere in the alpha quadrent....

*phases into alpha quadrant locating the Thing whisks it away to another dimension*