Accuse the Person above you of crimes

Navy · Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:41 am

Was a double agent. You were working undercover for the FBI to catch the pimp but you were actually telling the pimp when the raids were coming.

Zeon · Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:42 am

Was getting kickbacks from the pimp

Ritalin · Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:58 am

got bummed by the pimp in an effort to release his constipation

Mental · Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:08 am

Worked it out with a pencil.

Navy · Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:58 pm

Teacher said "You must use a #2 pencil on the scantron"

You *use a pen*

Zeon · Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:03 pm

Didn't your mother teach you not to put things were they don't belong?

Navy · Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:41 pm

Guy says "Smile!! You're on Candid Camera!"

You *doesn't smile*

Master Rahl · Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:56 pm

you pulled down your pants to "smile" in front of a school

Navy · Mon Nov 03, 2014 9:30 pm

snapped picture of me "smiling"

fapped to picture later

Zeon · Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:24 am

Posted said pic to facebook

Navy · Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:13 am

Commented "oooh that's sexy

" on said picture.

Zeon · Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:43 am

Brings back Sexy

Moriarty · Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:33 pm

Used her sexy near the beach...

Navy · Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:21 pm

while Z was at beach, sneaked into her hotel room and wore her panties to feel "pretty"

Mental · Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:42 pm

Recorded the video and uploaded to the internet ^