Dumb ways to die.

Drink and be merry! Spam till your heart is content.
Navy
Forum Irregular
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:54 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): Gordy

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Giving someone mouth to mouth but you have asthma so blowing oxygen into the other person's lungs takes too much from you and you die of asphyxiation.
Image
User avatar
Moriarty
Forum Irregular
Posts: 483
Joined: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:44 pm
Alliance: N/A
Race: Ancient
ID: 1991944
Alternate name(s): ~M~
Location: USA

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Navy wrote:Giving someone mouth to mouth but you have asthma so blowing oxygen into the other person's lungs takes too much from you and you die of asphyxiation.
Not a thing... Humans exhale carbon dioxide. Unless by having asthma you can both inhale and exhale oxygen.
Image
Navy
Forum Irregular
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:54 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): Gordy

Re: Dumb ways to die.

meh..you're still blowing air into the other person's lungs...hence taking air away from you (sort of like running could induce an asthma attack).
Image
shooty08
Forum Regular
Posts: 669
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:00 am
Alliance: The Collective
Race: Hell no, I'm lazy
ID: 1950023

Re: Dumb ways to die.

you breathe out a mix of O2/CO2 and a variety of other gases. there is still plenty of O2 in the air you exhale for someone else to extract usable quantities [/biology degree]
Image
Image
User avatar
Psi Kiya Trist
The Timeless One
Posts: 7416
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:56 pm
ID: 4266
Location: Searching for my life in the real world
Contact:

Honours and Awards

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Moriarty wrote:
Slim87R wrote:
Psi Kiya Trist wrote:
Les Ennemis wrote:Ebola
Image
I like this one better for format:
Image
+1 to this format
There's the version I was too lazy to find! stolen.
Image
Image
Image
buck wrote:well psi, upkeeping order in the universe does play its tricks on your mind...
Navy
Forum Irregular
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:54 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): Gordy

Re: Dumb ways to die.

High sped tandem bicycle accident
Image
Slim87R
Forum Expert
Posts: 1217
Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:42 pm

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Death by latex allergy via Full body latex suit while being gagged by a dominatrix(or however you spell it)
Image
Navy
Forum Irregular
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:54 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): Gordy

Re: Dumb ways to die.

5 day long erection
Image
Zeon
Forum Elite
Posts: 1851
Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:20 pm
Alliance: THe criminal web
ID: 0

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Getting ran over by a bus driven by a midget. 8-[
Sovetski wrote:Once FRA always FRA, we are almost as addictive as this game.
Image
redstorm
Forum Regular
Posts: 545
Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:39 am
Race: mug
ID: 1987148

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Checking for a gas leak in the dark and using a lighter to see. :smt025
Slim87R
Forum Expert
Posts: 1217
Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:42 pm

Re: Dumb ways to die.

redstorm wrote:Checking for a gas leak in the dark and using a lighter to see. :smt025
If you knew there was a gas leak or potential one and you use a lighter to see, you deserve it LOL
Image
Navy
Forum Irregular
Posts: 463
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:54 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): Gordy

Re: Dumb ways to die.

Slim87R wrote:
redstorm wrote:Checking for a gas leak in the dark and using a lighter to see. :smt025
If you knew there was a gas leak or potential one and you use a lighter to see, you deserve it LOL

Hence the "Dumb ways to die" :P

Being curious how it feels to get shot in the head.
And "experimenting"
Image
Adnihilo
Forum Addict
Posts: 3609
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:19 am
Alliance: alliance of unallined people
Race: fearless wretch
ID: 666

Re: Dumb ways to die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Reichelt

So, this is a thing that happened.
intelligence is a tool
insanities a way to use it
User avatar
Poofer
Fledgling Forumer
Posts: 104
Joined: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:15 am
Alliance: TAAE
Race: Kerbal
ID: 1932858
Alternate name(s): spart4, poofer
Location: Kerbin

Re: Dumb ways to die.

winning at hide and seek.
Unsterblich wrote:nah ill just close my eyes and accidently conquer it
Image
dardar_is_back
Forum Newbie
Posts: 37
Joined: Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:52 pm
ID: 0
Alternate name(s): dardar

Re: Dumb ways to die.

A dude hires a dominatrix session wrestler to wrestle with. She traps him in a headscissors and she squeezes to hard - puncturing his lungs.
Post Reply

Return to “Santa's Liquor Cabinet”