Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

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Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?

Enjoy a long and healthy life...
People worshipping you...
Increased fashion sense...
And Don't forget the glowing eyes...

Applicants pm me! :twisted:
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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

Why are you recruiting people? If they wanted to be have a snake in them that bad they'd have chosen that race long ago...
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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

jreider014 wrote:Why are you recruiting people? If they wanted to be have a snake in them that bad they'd have chosen that race long ago...

Well, goa'uld "recruiter" forgot to mention that the host is forever imprisoned in their own bodies... so yeah. Very wrong in so many ways :lol:



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Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?
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A Tea Cup from Hell wrote:Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?

Obviously! :lol:

And lolmao @ Jack O'neill's post


Way to go Rylan, that would be a WASTE they join tokra instead of us :D 8) :sge :smt029 :smt077
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A Tea Cup from Hell wrote:Tok'ra propaganda, Teal'auc?

Nope, not propaganda, it's truth that goa'ulds are taking over hosts completelly...



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And that's a pro-tok'ra speech...
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<Dmonix> Damnit Jim how come every conversation with you always ends up discussing something deep and meaningful?
<Dmonix> We always end up discussing male/female differences or politics or football
<Dmonix> All the really important issues in life
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Åpophis ™ wrote:And that's a pro-tok'ra speech...

Blahblahblah, apophis, go home with your speeches...

My host has terrible headache today, you better not provoke her :lol:



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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

*pokes Teal'auc* you should take some ibuprofen
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At least Goaulds dont need anything to heal themselves as they never face illness or any smaller form of physical disagreement, that proves indeed Goaulds are The Ones :sge
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<Dmonix> Damnit Jim how come every conversation with you always ends up discussing something deep and meaningful?
<Dmonix> We always end up discussing male/female differences or politics or football
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Lord Rylan wrote:Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?

a god? you guys are all megalomaniacs. go see psychiatrist.

Enjoy a long and healthy life...

drink actimel every morning!

People worshipping you...

they already are. don't need a snake in me head.

Increased fashion sense...

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

And Don't forget the glowing eyes...

yup. that's useful. one can read in the dark.
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Corran Horn wrote:
Lord Rylan wrote:Who wishes to join the Gods and become host to a God?

a god? you guys are all megalomaniacs. go see psychiatrist.

Enjoy a long and healthy life...

drink actimel every morning!

People worshipping you...

they already are. don't need a snake in me head.

Increased fashion sense...

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

And Don't forget the glowing eyes...

yup. that's useful. one can read in the dark.

Actimel does nothing it's all lies :lol: :roll:
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<Dmonix> Damnit Jim how come every conversation with you always ends up discussing something deep and meaningful?
<Dmonix> We always end up discussing male/female differences or politics or football
<Dmonix> All the really important issues in life
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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

Im sorry but parasites really shouldn't talk about godhood, that complex that you all share really need to be looked at. Maybe be you could use a little genetic re-sequencing to fix that problem...oh wait you have stolen anything able to do that yet, my bad
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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

Being a god is all in the perception of the people subservient to you. If you have the means of backing it up, then by all means we fit the bill. :twisted:
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Re: Goa'uld Seeking Hosts...become 1 with a GOD!

in doctrine from birth does wonders to make children believe something, until as teens and adults they realize they were lied to. Why is it i wonder that so many of your loyal Jaffa soldiers are so will to take up arms against you.

You have been caught in a lie that you have perpetrated for generations.
Is it any surprise that you spend so much time run and hiding from the righteous fury so justly leveled against you
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