Osiris vs Stats

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Re: Osiris vs Stats

I'm not sure he's talking about the thing you have up your ass Matt !! :smt043
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Ryuujin Jakka wrote:I'm not sure he's talking about the thing you have up your ass Matt !! :smt043
There's no douché in my ass? [-X
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Field Marshall wrote:
Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
High Empty wrote:however people shouldn't have lvl 33 and 200mil spies and try to be in the top 10, it's unhealthy.
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Field Marshall wrote: There's definitely a big fat douché in my ass [-X
Fixed. :smt060
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Kjarkur wrote:
Field Marshall wrote: There's definitely a big fat douché in my ass [-X
Fixed. :smt060
Im not fat :(
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Kjarkur wrote:
Field Marshall wrote: There's definitely a big fat douché in my ass [-X
Fixed. :smt060
Dream on KJ bbz :razz:
Sol wrote:
Field Marshall wrote:
Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
High Empty wrote:however people shouldn't have lvl 33 and 200mil spies and try to be in the top 10, it's unhealthy.
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~Dä Vinci~ wrote:Im not fat :(
Actually me and FM both feel you could do a bit more cardio. No slacking now ! [-X
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Kjarkur wrote:
~Dä Vinci~ wrote:Im not fat :(
Actually me and FM both feel you could do a bit more cardio. No slacking now ! [-X
Cardio is overrated :smt058
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Belsamber wrote: Cardio is overrated :smt058
Not for Davinci's belly
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

dgb = noob
osiris = noob
Les = noob
Reborn = big noob
FM = noob
Teesdale = noob


hey look, we're all noobs!! lets hold hands and only attack inactives and we can change the server name to quantum wars... oh wait, we already killed Quantum too #-o

sowy gois... DDE will only attack inactive from now on, k?
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[5:26:57 AM ] josh: 30% of 100 is 33.3333333333333
[5:27:11 AM] Jake/Tees: LOL
[5:27:23 AM] Jake/Tees: im going to pretend you didnt say that
[5:27:29 AM] Jake/Tees: actually no
[5:27:33 AM] Jake/Tees: im going to sig it
[5:27:49 AM] Jake/Tees: now think cafefully
[5:27:49 AM] josh: w8
[5:27:53 AM] josh: i meant 100
[5:28:04 AM] josh: sorted
[5:28:07 AM] josh: **Filtered** u :D
[5:28:09 AM] Jake/Tees: if 30% of 100
[5:28:11 AM] Jake/Tees: is 33.3333333
[5:28:13 AM] Jake/Tees: then tell me
[5:28:17 AM] Jake/Tees: whats 33%?
[5:28:19 AM] josh: yeah i knew what i ment in my head :D
[5:28:30 AM] Jake/Tees: did you?
[5:28:34 AM] josh: w8
[5:28:37 AM] Jake/Tees: whats 33% josh???
[5:28:43 AM] josh: now thats 33,3333
[5:28:46 AM] Jake/Tees: :D
[5:28:48 AM] Jake/Tees: idiot
[5:28:48 AM] josh: ok
[5:28:50 AM] josh: i give in
[5:29:01 AM] josh: **Filtered**


[9:42:59 PM] robert: look my race :P
[9:43:09 PM] robert: zombie will not come here
[9:43:51 PM] josh: ah no brains
[9:44:04 PM] josh: bit harsh on yourself rob


[11:56:17 PM] Duderanch: KOS [ TÅTS - KOS it IS]
[12:03:49 AM] Duderanch: Someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel
[12:03:59 AM] Duderanch: just cant decide if it's kos or taf


[4:13:09 AM] Cersei Lannister - (Juliette): It's sad to see how many people here (in NL) are starting to use Arabic words for **Filtered**.
[4:13:54 AM] HiMyNameIs Martin: So then getting stoned in the NL may take on another meaning (worry)
~Tziki~ wrote:my ass is busy :'(
You are as peaceful as a nox kitten. Disgraceful.
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reborn wrote: You think u can see scripting from spying. Is the demi u have this?

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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Blame Tees, Broker KJ.

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Re: Osiris vs Stats

teesdale wrote::smt043 :smt043 :smt043

dgb = noob
osiris = noob
Les = noob
Reborn = big noob
FM = noob
Teesdale = noob


hey look, we're all noobs!! lets hold hands and only attack inactives and we can change the server name to quantum wars... oh wait, we already killed Quantum too #-o

sowy gois... DDE will only attack inactive from now on, k?
Thanks for the mention,im top of the noob list go me.
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Mental wrote:Blame Tees, Broker KJ.

:-D
Plx!
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.


Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq

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[21:06:02] Jake/Tees: does black market work in there?
[21:06:18] robert: nah
[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
[21:06:24] Duderanch: Yeah Ben said did but can't untrin miners so no point
[21:06:37] Jake/Tees: sweet, so methlad not be able to fight back :D
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Duderanch wrote:
Mental wrote:Blame Tees, Broker KJ.

:-D
Plx!
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moments of epic proportions:
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[5:26:57 AM ] josh: 30% of 100 is 33.3333333333333
[5:27:11 AM] Jake/Tees: LOL
[5:27:23 AM] Jake/Tees: im going to pretend you didnt say that
[5:27:29 AM] Jake/Tees: actually no
[5:27:33 AM] Jake/Tees: im going to sig it
[5:27:49 AM] Jake/Tees: now think cafefully
[5:27:49 AM] josh: w8
[5:27:53 AM] josh: i meant 100
[5:28:04 AM] josh: sorted
[5:28:07 AM] josh: **Filtered** u :D
[5:28:09 AM] Jake/Tees: if 30% of 100
[5:28:11 AM] Jake/Tees: is 33.3333333
[5:28:13 AM] Jake/Tees: then tell me
[5:28:17 AM] Jake/Tees: whats 33%?
[5:28:19 AM] josh: yeah i knew what i ment in my head :D
[5:28:30 AM] Jake/Tees: did you?
[5:28:34 AM] josh: w8
[5:28:37 AM] Jake/Tees: whats 33% josh???
[5:28:43 AM] josh: now thats 33,3333
[5:28:46 AM] Jake/Tees: :D
[5:28:48 AM] Jake/Tees: idiot
[5:28:48 AM] josh: ok
[5:28:50 AM] josh: i give in
[5:29:01 AM] josh: **Filtered**


[9:42:59 PM] robert: look my race :P
[9:43:09 PM] robert: zombie will not come here
[9:43:51 PM] josh: ah no brains
[9:44:04 PM] josh: bit harsh on yourself rob


[11:56:17 PM] Duderanch: KOS [ TÅTS - KOS it IS]
[12:03:49 AM] Duderanch: Someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel
[12:03:59 AM] Duderanch: just cant decide if it's kos or taf


[4:13:09 AM] Cersei Lannister - (Juliette): It's sad to see how many people here (in NL) are starting to use Arabic words for **Filtered**.
[4:13:54 AM] HiMyNameIs Martin: So then getting stoned in the NL may take on another meaning (worry)
~Tziki~ wrote:my ass is busy :'(
You are as peaceful as a nox kitten. Disgraceful.
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reborn wrote: You think u can see scripting from spying. Is the demi u have this?

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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Defensive Action 2,685,049,760,000

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Biggest defence I've seen on you since you've started this :shock:

Nevertheless, it's gone.

Do not worry o' stats o' thee server, you are hereby safe again :smt100

Yo Osiris...

Yawn ;)
Sol wrote:
Field Marshall wrote:
Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
High Empty wrote:however people shouldn't have lvl 33 and 200mil spies and try to be in the top 10, it's unhealthy.
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Re: Osiris vs Stats

Field Marshall wrote:Defensive Action 2,685,049,760,000

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Biggest defence I've seen on you since you've started this :shock:

Nevertheless, it's gone.

Do not worry o' stats o' thee server, you are hereby safe again :smt100

Yo Osiris...

Yawn ;)
Careful Matt, DDE doesn't like to be badmouthed and ridiculed, they might get serious now!
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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