Iris??

[underdog]

Wouldnt it make loads more sense if the Tauri's best defence weapon was the Iris instead of the Ion Cannon which in the tv series the Tollan wouldnt share their technology with SG1.

[Lews Therin]

what about those huge guns in atlantis

particularly The Siege???

the Iris should be put in as a defense weapon tho

Lews Therin

[RepliJake]

LOL how many Iris' would you be buying????

[Replisean]

i can see it now

10 personnel are give X302 Crafts
25 personnel are give a stargate iris
and 100 are weaponless

lol

[underdog]

well not all weapons make sense, just like the Goa'uld 50k weapon-
10 personnel given full jaffa division 1 jaffa can be a wgole division?

[RepliJake]

Yes, 1 Jaffa can control a whole jaffa division, he is made a commander...

[underdog]

ok then i'll give you that on but how about the Goa'uld's Externally Powered Force Shield? explain that 1

[Sleipnir]

Heh. You never saw a jaffa run around with a big fat generator on his back?

[IncontinentHegemon]

only in my crosshairs just before i blow him to hell and gone from the air

[Replisean]

i got a better one.

10 are given an iris.
0 of your untrained soldiers have weapons and 7000 are weaponless

both sides engage.

your generals report on the battle,

it is a tough battle but the goa'uld have won an extrodonary battle as they fired they gate weapons at the iris' thus melting the tau'ri soldiers to their iris.

as you flee the battlefield your soldiers try to figure out what happened was the iris idea totally stupid? was the goa'ulds army too strong?

well i thought it was good

[underdog]

It looks like that you dont kno that the Goa'uld are the weakest ranked of the 4 races Lord Ba'al so wot was all that about?

[Replisean]

ok i was only joking with ya no need to get personal

[RepliJake]

If you gave a stargate iris to your troops, you could have them use it like a frisby, they throw it over the heads of their enemies, and just as it's coming down on them, they shout "CLOSE THE IRIS" lol

[species8472]

LOL... hehe this is the funnyist topic ive every read on ther stargatewars fourums. i acctually got 2 good laughs out of it... ROFTL... I rekon we all should post more jokes and make us all laugh a bit more. My favorite was the frissbee iris idea...

[Apocalypse.]

If you gave a stargate iris to your troops, you could have them use it like a frisby, they throw it over the heads of their enemies, and just as it's coming down on them, they shout "CLOSE THE IRIS" lol

rofl