The Mighty Pai Mei has returned.

[Pai Mei]

Whom requests my wisdom...Who desires the knowledge that I possess.


A wise man would request to learn from those that came before them.

I can teach you to be powerful.
I can teach you wisdom and strength.

I can teach you to defeat enemies, no matter how great their number.



For I am....


Pai Mei

[damien snpr]

Pai Mei... what is the secret of Ramen noodles. Why do they taste horrible, and yet I can't seem to stop eating them.

[Ash]

Pai Mei... what is the secret of Ramen noodles. Why do they taste horrible, and yet I can't seem to stop eating them.

glutton for punishment maybe

[Pai Mei]

Pai Mei... what is the secret of Ramen noodles. Why do they taste horrible, and yet I can't seem to stop eating them.

The mighty Ramen Noodle. I believe the problem lays with the ramen you are eating. The cheap american ramen, are addictive due to their price. But true ramen, which is a recent invention first eaten in the last 17th century.


If you want true ramen history, I can go into further details, but a wise man finds his own answer to his inner turmoil.


Pai Mei

[damien snpr]

I will search the ways of the noodle, Pai Mei... no longer will I be a slave to $10 for 30 bags.

[Skunky]

oh dear...

[Vendetta]

a wise man finds his own answer to his inner turmoil.

A wise man would request to learn from those that came before them.

[damien snpr]

It's a riddle... or something


...besides, knowledge and inner turmoil are a tad different.

[Vendetta]

Answers come from knowledge, without the correct knowledge how would you find the answers to said inner turmoil?

[Nuto vixen]

One man's floor is another man's ceiling...

or

One man's flaw is another man's ceiling...

I'm so deep...

[damien snpr]

Answers come from knowledge, without the correct knowledge how would you find the answers to said inner turmoil?

Touché.... heh

[Ikkelbert]

Whom requests my wisdom...Who desires the knowledge that I possess.


A wise man would request to learn from those that came before them.

I can teach you to be powerful.
I can teach you wisdom and strength.

I can teach you to defeat enemies, no matter how great their number.



For I am....


Pai Mei

i need to ask you something why am i so lazy?

i paid you to do my assignment i mean c'mon >_<

i get like A's by myself anyways

[Pai Mei]

You are lazy due to boredom.
You have boredom, do to crappy schools
They teach nothing new past grade 9
You learn nothing, but are given busy work.
So, pay the mutt and he will make your worries go away


Pai Mei