LMAO how about this for a noob award

[Iƒrit]

so who earned the noob award..was it this dude running his mouth or the orginal poster who also acts the same

Go Judo!!!!!!!!!!

[Twitchy]

Lil tough **Filtered** actually did something lol, he is still hiding in perg, with his tail betwen his legs still. But he hit me for 92mil planets on ascnd.

FUNNIEST part was he tried a descension attack....

[spoiler]Starting with 68,023,787 weildable life force, with 153,053,521 attack potential after accounting for energy attack power and skill,Twitchy the d-bag meets Judochop - who has 73,128,000 life force capable of being used in battle- in an ascended match of epic magnitude!
Simutaneously, the two ascended beings launch ascended energy attacks on each other. Time stands still, the surrounding physical plane crackles with diffusing power, and the entire Ascended plane shudders while the battle rages.
Twitchy the d-bag impales Judochop with 153,053,521 of ascended damage.
The energy absorbing power, skill, and the unique skill of energy repulsion -usable only within ones own realm, and their constitution, lessens this by 116,305,371 to 36,748,150 total damage taken, thereby reducing their life force and reserves by this amount.

Judochop, at the same time, hits Twitchy the d-bag with 187,324,685 total power, while also repulsing 45,916,056 of Twitchy the d-bag's own attack back at them, for a total of 233,240,741 potential damage! This, though, by the energy absorbing power and skill of Twitchy d-bag, and their own constitution, reduces by 134,842,303 resulting in 98,398,438 total damage inflicted by Judochop on Twitchy the douche ![/spoiler]

That was quite funny, that took off of 1.5 turns to heal up lol.

lol was worth a try and the DMU i stole off u just healed me up right good

[~Massin4Christ~]

aka you are a **Filtered**, who couldnt fight in the war, instead fired a shot and ran? and HOW could i take all 10 of ur planets by myself? ofcourse i got ppl lined up to strip all ur planets in 1 go. It was actually suprisingly easy to do it, i just made a convo on MSN with alot of ppl and asked who didnt like twitchy, and it took 20 mins to find the other 9 ppl to pop ur planets. Even had ppl say they couldnt but offered naq to do it lol.

You are a hypocrit. You seemingly lack the ability to see that. You only did one thing different than that guy, u massed some like def and got afew coverts lol, o and my MS. You did 1 act, talked mad **Filtered**, then ran. Because you were scared some1 might actually be able to strike back.

Judo, you ran to get your friend to take his planets... Do it yourself or shut it...

And who "doesnt" run there mouth... You always say the other person is running there mouth...

[teesdale]

Lil tough **Filtered** actually did something lol, he is still hiding in perg, with his tail betwen his legs still. But he hit me for 92mil planets on ascnd.

FUNNIEST part was he tried a descension attack....

[spoiler]Starting with 68,023,787 weildable life force, with 153,053,521 attack potential after accounting for energy attack power and skill,Twitchy the d-bag meets Judochop - who has 73,128,000 life force capable of being used in battle- in an ascended match of epic magnitude!
Simutaneously, the two ascended beings launch ascended energy attacks on each other. Time stands still, the surrounding physical plane crackles with diffusing power, and the entire Ascended plane shudders while the battle rages.
Twitchy the d-bag impales Judochop with 153,053,521 of ascended damage.
The energy absorbing power, skill, and the unique skill of energy repulsion -usable only within ones own realm, and their constitution, lessens this by 116,305,371 to 36,748,150 total damage taken, thereby reducing their life force and reserves by this amount.

Judochop, at the same time, hits Twitchy the d-bag with 187,324,685 total power, while also repulsing 45,916,056 of Twitchy the d-bag's own attack back at them, for a total of 233,240,741 potential damage! This, though, by the energy absorbing power and skill of Twitchy d-bag, and their own constitution, reduces by 134,842,303 resulting in 98,398,438 total damage inflicted by Judochop on Twitchy the douche ![/spoiler]

That was quite funny, that took off of 1.5 turns to heal up lol.

yea, i'll admit... i had a giggle at that

Judo, you ran to get your friend to take his planets... Do it yourself or shut it...

And who "doesnt" run there mouth... You always say the other person is running there mouth...

everyone does... its just that alot of ppl dont follow through with their rants and rambles... and honestly, is twitchy gunna sit around for 10 days whilst judo takes his planets by himself?
if i took one of your planets, would u not take all mine and ask atleast 1 or 2 other ppl to? i sure as hell know i would, hit em hard and fast... the way i like it

[Iƒrit]

MFC - with all due respect you know how alliances work, we all help each other when times get in a bind, as far as saying "do it yourself", Dont throw stones if you live in a glass house

[[KMA]Avenger]

is it my imagination or are n00bs getting dumber by the year in this game?

[teesdale]

aka you are a **Filtered**, who couldnt fight in the war, instead fired a shot and ran? and HOW could i take all 10 of ur planets by myself? ofcourse i got ppl lined up to strip all ur planets in 1 go. It was actually suprisingly easy to do it, i just made a convo on MSN with alot of ppl and asked who didnt like twitchy, and it took 20 mins to find the other 9 ppl to pop ur planets. Even had ppl say they couldnt but offered naq to do it lol.

You are a hypocrit. You seemingly lack the ability to see that. You only did one thing different than that guy, u massed some like def and got afew coverts lol, o and my MS. You did 1 act, talked mad **Filtered**, then ran. Because you were scared some1 might actually be able to strike back.

Judo, you ran to get your friend to take his planets... Do it yourself or shut it...

And who "doesnt" run there mouth... You always say the other person is running there mouth...

O MFC my miss informed child. You are the remedial result of inbreeding in that crap tank they call Missouri. I have a shirt that actually says "Missouri, 5 million people, 6 last names." Take your sister loving ass somewhere where people respect your opinion on matters.

What RETARD would take 1 planet at a time, JUST so they could do it solo? That does no dmg, 1 planet and he is off to perg, IE twitchy, who did it at the mere threat of it. You assemble 9 other ppl and pop them off fast. You cause the most possible dmg, in that short time, and they have nearly no chance to stop it besides being on. I have no desire to gain personal victories over Twitchy, I desire to ruin his planets that he has spent so long building. I desire to ruin his account as it is. I desire to remove any planet he ever contemplates getting post this act. For being a **Filtered** he will get a **Filtered**'s treatment screwed in the ass whenever i want, just to get mine, then pushed out of the bed the next morning.

And to twitchy, GOOD LORD you poped off 50tril dmu, golly G i dont know HOW i could go on... I make that in 2 turns. The planets you destroy'd will sadly take SOO much longer to get back, the tune of 2 days sadly. My Heart bleeds for their sacrifice to my cause.

and judo takes the cake for my sig quote

[Twitchy]

And to twitchy, GOOD LORD you poped off 50tril dmu, golly G i dont know HOW i could go on... I make that in 2 turns. The planets you destroy'd will sadly take SOO much longer to get back, the tune of 2 days sadly. My Heart bleeds for their sacrifice to my cause.

hey have u seen my crappy asceded account the DMU i take off you is helping me build.

[shedload]

O MFC my miss informed child. You are the remedial result of inbreeding in that crap tank they call Missouri. I have a shirt that actually says "Missouri, 5 million people, 6 last names." Take your sister loving ass somewhere where people respect your opinion on matters.

That my friend is the funniest thing i have read all week , brilliant !!!!!!!

[Twitchy]

I've grown so tired of MFC. He is a child's brain in a child's body haha. He is some snot nosed kid, who thinks his opinion is warrented on every issue. I'm sorry MFC but people as a whole, they don't like you. You are that annoying kid in every group, that is there to be made fun of. Thats the reason your friends keep you around.

And MFC, doing that whole, "If I don't get a leadership spot, i'll leave" kinda thing never works. It just shows how insufferably immature you are.

And gratz twitchy, you have made the post-war vulture list. I know MANY fuall members will jump at the chance to mass you legitimately now. Lords knows how many have PM'd me in the last few days asking to help strip your planets lol, its rediculous.


And MFC, you know everything is all relative in Missouri. WINK WINK

WHO knows, maybe if ur still in perg, your alliance might get hurt...

and yet you still are getting ppl against me whats up cant handdle me by your self?

do you realy think i care about your stipid war and your vulture list people only vulture becasue the ones they hit are to weak to defenced there selfes even in war cant handle being hit then you shouldnt be playing a war game

[Twitchy]

Don't confuse ME getting people against you, I havent asked a single person since this last time, when it took 20 mins to get 9 ppl who didn't like you and wanted to be apart of ur planets stripping lol. All the new "recruits" have come to me, I havent asked any1. "I like what you got planned, count me IN for any planet stripping" I got like 5 of those in last 2days. The vulture thing, I'm in a sorta big war... post war, you will be massed whichever realm you are in.

Lol your little edit seems abit flustered. If i wanted to, i could build a big def, covert and assassin and no1 on either side would be able to touch me. I have the planets to do so, as u can tell lol. But im keeping low in stats, so i can DM/descend farmers. It is quite fun. ive descended 2 the last 3 days.

lol this is a war game people get massed every day its part of the game. and yesh you have a lot of planets but dnt think your untouchable no one is

[Twitchy]

Once u get to a certain point, you are for all intents and purposes untouchable. a certain combo of def/covert/assassin and no1 can really get through it, especially with a crap acount like yours, all u have is personal's which sadly makes u pointless to try and finish off.

yeah well ascneded is not my strong point and i have already said that my account is not that goodbut i have said all i am going to say, becasue i have enough people hating me and i dnt need more if you want to slag me off do it on msn, stop trying to act the big man on this one we all know your acocunts are better but i dont relay care, intill i slip up and you catch me i bid you a fairwell and happy days playing.

thanks,
Twithcy

[Clarkey]

This has gone way off topic from the original post.

Get this back on topic or it can be locked.
And take the bickering elsewhere.... possibly a vendetta thread?

[snoopey]

Lol, big mouth small actions.
You obviously cant take on a challenge to go after Twitchy, and decide to go after the alliance. I dont see who's the coward there if you got something between the two of you. It also seems a bit cowardly, if you put him on the *vulture list* as it seems you arent able to mass yourself? Is this true?

And dont pull this into the *war* if you hit someone, its perfectly legit to hit back.

[Twitchy]

snoopey please i know he took your planet but pleaase be civil judo is after me not cos i massed him but becasue i am wound up easy and i may of said some thinks of the fourms that may of indicated that judo of lesser strenth or some think like that

but i tell you this judo

you want me. so leave it between me and you dnt take it out on my alliance

i repsect you, you seem a plesent guy on msn but i will not apologise not becasue i have abig ego or any thing because quite frankly i dont. i may say things that are out of line and i apologise for that but i stand by my actions. so we have two options,
we play cat and mouse for a very long time,
two we call up a truce or some thing where we leave each other alone and there alliances and we be civil to each other.

rember i may of offended you trying to make out im better then you but that was not what i had intended to do and gloating was not in my nature but your buddie realy do wind me up.
thanks,
Twitchy

p.s sorry for spelling errors its late