The Story of Bazsy

[Jim]

When the world was created, The Lord who has many names created two planes of existence. In the first he created The Game and he came down and he said unto the people "I am Admin!" But in the second he created The Forum and he came down and said unto the people "I am Forum!". And both lands he ruled in his own way. In the first land of the Game he created servants to help him and well he treated them and they were justly rewarded. But in the second he had no power left to create so he came among the people and he asked for their service.
Many people joined Forum, and they strolled around the land and where the land was broken it was fixed, and where miscreants created trouble they punished. One person wandered and fixed more than any other. He strode the lands, tall as a giant, and wherever he went he made everything good. Into the fabric of the land he wove and he delved deep and changed much. The people loved him for he was the strongest survant of Forum and he was called Bazsy
However, after time, Forum got jealous of the powers of this wandering giant. The more Bazsy helped, the more Forum's hatred grew. Until finally Forum appeared before Bazsy:
"Oh mighty Forum, what would you have me do."
"You giant, you delve deep into my world, and for this i shall give you the ultimate honor! I shall allow you to live down deep inside the forum its self. And you shall become a bone of the land, and your hands will work the machine that holds everything together."
And gladly Bazsy accepted this honor that had been entrusted on him. And so he walked proudly down the stairs deep into the world. But as he entered the bowls of the forum, Forum himself banged shut the doors and imprisoned Bazzy.
And to this day, Bazsy remains inside this world, his back holds up the roof, his hands work restlessly on the controls and his mind controls all.

And thus, the greatest servant of Forum, became a prisoner and a slave.

So ladies and gentlemen I ask of you now to lay your head to the ground and hear the sound he makes in his constant servitude and give thanks to all his hard work.

Cheers Bazzy

[Bazsy]

It's been so many years and still my name is hard to be written:D
Not to mention the trials of pronouncing it. (Those happen IRL).

So what's the occasion?

[BenjaminMS]

Nice story Jim. And an applaud for Bazsy, the silent but big worker who fixes all

[[BoT] Jason]

Great read jim. Baz the occasion the unnoticed awesomeness that is the Bazsy. You've made this place stay up for us and we love you for it.

[Jim]

Nice story Jim. And an applaud for Bazsy, the silent but big worker who fixes all

Cheers man

[Empy]

Not to mention the trials of pronouncing it.

For some reason, although I'll never be put to the test, I feel confident about my chances...

[Juliette]

By far the best I've come across is Bai-ji. Rather intriguing.


In any case; Bazsy is a genius. He knows that, but doesn't flaunt it. It's.. excellence optima forma.
And he's just .. ancient.

[Zeratul]

We're pretty sure his brain is connected directly to the forum server... He has the ultimate form of neural interface...

[Bazsy]

Its just the db looking much more logical than human behaviour:)
The actual hard work is trying make everyone happy, and that's what the others do.

[Zeratul]

Its just the db looking much more logical than human behaviour:)
The actual hard work is trying make everyone happy, and that's what the others do.

excuses, excuses...

[Atomos]

Its just the db looking much more logical than human behaviour:)
The actual hard work is trying make everyone happy, and that's what the others do.

so modest too I'm sure everyone here loves you pal