We have a 'recommended movies' thread, I think we could do with this 'Movies to avoid' one too. So we can warn others not to waste their time on the real trash.
What inspired this thread is this movie
200 MPH http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1823051/
Advertised as a road racing film but cheap trash would be a better description, the acting is terrible, the script/story is lame, the editing is chop chop, the soundtrack is a 80s casio and the street racing is the worst CGI ever, it looks like they sampled some bits out of PS2 racing games. I really cant emphasize enough who bad this is.
I hope everyone will use this thread for its intended purpose, and dont just post for movies not to their taste or popular stuff to provoke arguments. Genuine warnings only please.
Movies to avoid
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Movies to avoid
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Attack Mercs Killed (30) 459,329,001
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971
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Re: Movies to avoid
Machete. Unless you want to see it just for how bad it is. I would explain why it's bad, but I don't even know where to begin lol
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Blood in 2012 - Updated 1st Sep, 2012:
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Attack Soldiers killed: 32,934,122
Defence Soldiers killed: 17,810,494
Attack Supers killed: 777,708,800
Defence Supers killed: 1,004,092,379
Spy Killers killed: 301,726,911
Spies Killed: 1,223,520,310
Total: 3,357,793,016
Raiders lost: 5,324,560
Guards lost: 14,223,773
Super Soldiers lost: 907,918,161
Super Guards lost: 654,870,558
Undercover Agents lost: 411,831,764
Assassin lost: 269,766,078
Total: 2,263,934,894
Defence Soldiers killed: 17,810,494
Attack Supers killed: 777,708,800
Defence Supers killed: 1,004,092,379
Spy Killers killed: 301,726,911
Spies Killed: 1,223,520,310
Total: 3,357,793,016
Raiders lost: 5,324,560
Guards lost: 14,223,773
Super Soldiers lost: 907,918,161
Super Guards lost: 654,870,558
Undercover Agents lost: 411,831,764
Assassin lost: 269,766,078
Total: 2,263,934,894
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Re: Movies to avoid
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull..
ruined Indy..
cgi monkeys
ruined Indy..
cgi monkeys
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Re: Movies to avoid
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Black Sheep. Terrible story. Terrible acting. Terrible CGI. Terrible film.
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Thats all good, but the rest was over board stupidityNoobert wrote:[BoT] Jason wrote:Piranha's 3D
Excuse me. Who would avoid this movie with all of the..erm..fish?
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Re: Movies to avoid
There's a thousand reasons to watch Piranha 3D...
The fish. The mass deaths. The CGI. Ok, three reasons.
The fish. The mass deaths. The CGI. Ok, three reasons.
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