Counting to 1,000,000

[Gaius]

Tired of numbers.

[GameSquire]

Yet theres another one 15949

[Gaius]

Where? I don't see it. Must be my blinders.

[GameSquire]

Really? Don't see that? 15951

[Gaius]

See what? Damn, my blinders work too well. I should have given that old merchant a tip.

[GameSquire]

15953
You telling me that you don't see that!

[Gaius]

Dude I think you're having hallucinations.

[GameSquire]

15955 hallucinations from what gate traveling?

[Gaius]

I don't know. I haven't been through a gate for a.. long.. long, time.
Maybe you should stop eating goombas.

[GameSquire]

I don't eat Goombas, just walk over them
Perhaps is those Mushrooms Mario eats all the time
15957

[Gaius]

What's the connection between Mario's eating habits and you?
And why do you step on perfectly healthy hallucinogenic mushrooms?

[GameSquire]

What's the connection between Mario's eating habits and you?
And why do you step on perfectly healthy hallucinogenic mushrooms?

First of all, did you notice how tall Mario became immediately after eating 1 mushroom? Well I'm only 5' 3.5", now put me next to somebody like...... Uma Thurman (go to imdb.com to see how tall someone is). Well.... now you should know why I've started using Mario's Diet. I'm bleeping short!

15959

[Gaius]

of all, did you notice how tall Mario became immediately after eating mushroom? Well I'm only ' .", now put me next to somebody like...... Uma Thurman (go to imdb.com to see how tall some is). Well.... now you should know why I've started using Mario's Diet. I'm bleeping short!

You're not making any sense!

[GameSquire]

of all, did you notice how tall Mario became immediately after eating mushroom? Well I'm only ' .", now put me next to somebody like...... Uma Thurman (go to imdb.com to see how tall some is). Well.... now you should know why I've started using Mario's Diet. I'm bleeping short!

You're not making any sense!

You don't see things like "15961" or any other numbers alike, so never mind

[Jim]

The sudden realisation comes that you two are the same person.