The fight for the Thing...

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Zeratul
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The fight for the Thing...

Here is a game for you to enjoy...

This fight concerns only one thing... GET THE THING AT ALL COSTS AND HIDE IT!

how:
the ends justify the means... Any means...

example:
The Zergling has eaten the Thing. Zeratul Disembowels the Zergling, then hides it under the Ultralisk.

After this, next person to arrive has to get hold of the Thing, and hide it elsewhere...

RULES:
  1. Always refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
  2. Always use a capital letter on the Thing.
  3. Follow forum rules.
  4. The ends justify the means.
  5. No doubleposting
  6. No taking the thread away from topic (posts that do that will be removed...)
  7. dont kill the ultralisk.

the game starts with the above example...
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thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

thaltek zats the ultralisk and rolls it over and takes the thing

thal then eats the ultralisk to keep it safe
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

Kikaz DECIMATES the thaltek stealing the Thing.

Kikaz hides the Thing in his pants.
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

thal probes kikaz's pants for the ultralisk and also rips off kikaz's trouser snake....

thal takes the ultralisk and hides it somewhere inside of universe.
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

Kikaz looks around at universe and locates the Thing but is scared to touch it now having lost his trouser snake. :shock:

Kikaz find his mojo and steals the Thing running towards what you believe is a **Filtered** house laughing like a maniac.

Kikaz hands over the Thing to a Dominatrix and begs for punishment.
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
2007 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - 2011 Villian of the Year - 2012 Hall of Fame - 2012 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - Leader and Co-founder of the 2014 Alliance of the Year
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

corran takes the Thing when sominatrix is busy punishing kikaz and gives it to crowd of angry anti-Thing protesters
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Juliette
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

*Universe pieces the Thing together after collecting its remains from in between the torched bodies of anti-Thing protesters and continues to hide it inside Hidden's dream machine*



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thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

thal infiltrates the crowd and takes the thing...

thal then shoves the thing up rosie odonald's bum for safe keeping.....
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

Sammael use's his BBQ toungs to retrvie the Thing from rosie odonald's bum.

Sammael wash's it off and then hides it somewhere on his mothership.
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thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

rossie o'donald chases sammael for the thing as she like having it up her bum....

rosie gets the thing back and shoves it up her bum....
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

Rosie O'donnel is eaten by the Ultralisk...


Usul offers the Ultralisk pepto-bismol, and the Ultralisk vomits up the Thing as thanks...



Usul puts the Thing on the cusp of a black hole...



Chuck Norris waits...
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thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

thal reaches out from the black hole and takes the thing into the black hole with him.....
Zeratul
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

Zeratul thanks thaltek for bringing them the Thing, then hides it somewhere in mare ingenii
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"Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the gods, Browsers shall be changed to carry the internet out amongst the peoples and we will spread Firefox to all the unbelievers. The power of the Firefox will be felt far and wide and the wicked users of IE shall be converted to use the true browsers."

Curious about our color? Feel free to ask...
thaltek
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

thal takes the thing and hides it on a random asteroid somewhere in the alpha quadrent....
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Re: The fight for the Thing...

*phases into alpha quadrant locating the Thing whisks it away to another dimension*
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