THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Magni]

Oh...my...God!

**Beams onto his mothership, Ragnarök, and lifts off.**

Good thing Ragnarök is so good. Wait a sec, if we eliminate Jack, we eliminate the threat of the Halo.

**Ragnarök turns to line up the shot and deploys all fleets into a defensive perimeter around Jack.**

[Ash]

Damn, u evil Jack.
*Gets on mother ships and crashes into Halo*
"Guess im going to have to fight my way through your minion army of penguins and Coke stealing polar bears again.
Sigh

[Magni]

Good thinking Ash, take out the threat from the source! I'll give you some cover fire.

**Starts bombarding the surface of the ring world.**

[Jack]

*sends out his fleet of evil panda bears to destroy Magni's fleet and MS*

[Ash]

Yeah take it out from the inside.
oh crap
he's genetically modified his penguin soldiers into human sized monster.
I mean just think of the ***** slap that they could deliver with those massive flippers.
If he's don that with the soldiers, i don't wanna see whats been don to the commanders.

[Jack]

[Magni]

**The fleet easily dispatches the evil panda army/fleet thing**

Wow, good thing I have such a good mothership.

[Jack]

Ahhh but that was just the first wave of recon to test your strength


*dispatches 2 million fighter/bombers*

[Ash]

"Something tells me that was only the first wave, of light assault pandas"

*Moving deeper through Halo, dispatching the penguin grunts as they appear,
They might be bigger but they're brains certainly aren't, silly buggers just love grouping together, making them rip targets for a sticky nade.

[Alex]

*Spam sniper aims at ash*

[Ash]

*Has funny feeling that <<< is being watched*
Ducks and dodges while systematically mowing my way through Jacks mindless minions.

[Jack]

*beams Ash into a room without doors or windows*

[Ash]

"Noooo not the rubber room again.... i'll be good, i'll be good...er.....bad....whatever you want.... just not the rubber room again"

[Jack]

Quiet or I'll send you some company and you wont like it

[Ash]

I'll be good, i'll be quiet like a mouse yes yes yes. just don't bring them in again, please no