Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[ramen07]

Yes

DOO ITT NOWWW!!!!

[brown dwarf]

howdy

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

No

DOONNN'TT DOOO ITT NOWWW!!!!

There, I fix'd it for you.

But seriously, no. Not until President Jack gives the order. Once he does, go nuts.

[BMMJ13]

What's so special about nukes? We can just FAE the hell out of them.

[Magni]

How come PoT get's to do things without order but I have to wait around for Jack to show up?

*Leans on control panel, hitting the button to launch the nukes.*

Oops.

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

Cause he's the General! Plus they're NUKES for crying out loud! You use one, then everyone else will use one.

*Uses Project: Excalibur to shoot down the nuclear warheads*

[thaltek]

*is napping in control chair* nukes are allowed to move unhindered....

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

Project: Excalibur is a massive laser tower controlled by 3 things; Presidential, Vice-Presidential, & High Command; Control center at the base of the tower; and Auto-Defense System.

*Warheads are destroyed over Iceland*

[Magni]

I don't see any of those people here...

[BMMJ13]

I sense a paradox.... *fires another nuke to save universe from implosion*

[Solus]

BOOM.

numerous mk48 torpedo's launched by an unidentified vessel detonates underneath several surface combat vessels. the forces sent through the water blow the boat out of shape. it snaps the boat(s) in the middle, and the boat(s) bends roughly 20 degrees from its axis in the middle. the air pocket from the explosion collapses drawing in the carrier boat, bending it the other way again. then the forces from the collapse of the air pocket blow upwards through the boat like a massive shotgun blast. 3 enemy vessels literally dead in the water.

4 wing flight of FA-18's carrying FAE's and air to surface missiles blow past, not before releasing the FAE's, taking out the troops onboard their transport. the enemy air forces have little time to react. the Australian FA/18's disappear out of range just as quickly as they appeared. enemy AEGIS launches missiles, but due to a sudden electronic radar jamming, they soon lose course. Australian special forces sneak past the surface vessels, board the English Flagship carrier and in a hail of gunfire they cease control of the bridge.

3 more Mk48 torpedos strike different surface vessels, each inflicting major damage on their target.

3 Australian surface destroyer boats approach the fleet and open fire inflicting serious damage.

several more australian ships join the fight, each dealing devastating blows. the enemy fleet was caught off guard.

many english/japanese survivors float away from the madness, and are captured as POW's.

in amongst it all, an australian AEGIS cruiser developed under high level secrecy enters and destroys 80% of the enemy air combat group.

the enemy aegis cruisers all sufferring from onboard fires concentrate more on them rather than the approaching australian air force, another 4 wing flight, bearing air to air weapons and air to surface payloads. they fly in, cripple the aegis cruisers. the earlier 4 wing flight returns from rearming, and takes on remnants of the enemy naval force. the newer squadron engage the last 20% of the enemy air force. 10% of those withdraw from the engagement zone. the rest are rounded up and taken captive.

Australian KC-10 tanker aircraft standing bye, receives the 1st AU squadron and retreats from the area, the other flight remain on C.A.P.

[brown dwarf]

i'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout.

[feeNicks]

[Zeratul]

"Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the gods, Browsers shall be changed to carry the internet out amongst the peoples and we will spread Firefox/Opera to all the unbelievers. The power of the firefox and the Opera will be felt far and wide and the wicked users of IE shall be converted to use the true browsers."

[Jack]

I'm not nuking anyone!