Funny SG sayings

[ColonelMichael]

This is my favorite, Oniell-"it appears there amassing a few troops"

[Lord Onuris]

From "Upgrades"

Anise -This is Marnon. You may call me Anise.
Daniel -Anise?
Anise -It means "noble strength"
Daniel -I'm...I'm Daniel. It means, uh... "God is my judge"
O'Neill -I'm Jack, it means.....................what's in the box?

(In O'Malley's restaurant, Still wearing the Atanik armbands.)
Waitress -What can I get you?
O'Neill -Um...three of the biggest steaks you 've got, with everything. Rare. Baked potato.
Waitress -You got it.
O'Neill -Excuse me. That was for me.
Daniel -Yeah, I'll have three as well.
O'Neill -Four?
Daniel -Four. Four is good.
Sam -Me too, and French fries with mine. Oh, and a diet soda.
(O'Neill and Daniel look at her.)
Sam -I like the taste better.

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From "Hathor"

O'Neill -(To Hammond about Hathor) Why don't we call County Mental Health? See if we canfind a nice little rubber room for the lady.

[Nicholai Brocov]

'The Other Guys'

Felger: Get ahold of your self Simon..! Jaffa do not kill each other for fun..

Simon: They don't!? (Waves hands at jaffa corpses.)

Felger: Ok I don't know that for sure.. I don't.. But this looks like an execution, something hinky is definatly going on here and its up to you and me to find out what it is..!

Simon: HINKY!?

Felger: Yeh yeh! Its a word!..

Simon: In what dictionary!?..

(Funny stuff, these guys kept me rolling the rest of the episode too. )

[Klorel]

FELGER MOMENTS


Felger: "Keep your voice down. The only way this op is going to suceed is if we stay undercover."

Simon: "Op?"

Felger: "Yes Coombs. Op, Op, Op, it's operation."

Simon: "THEN JUST SAY THAT!"

Felger: "SHHH!!!"

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Felger: "This is great. Sneaking around in a Goa'uld pyramid. The only thing missing is some Jaffa chasing us."

Teal'c arrives back in the room from his watch: "O'Neill"

O'Neill immediately looks at Felger.

Felger: "No, no, no. That's not my fault, I mean I couldn't possibly...", he backs up and picks up radio, "Come on Coombs!!"

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Felger: "Wait a minute. There's something wrong. Something is definately hinky here."

Carter: "Hinky??"

Felger: "This isn't the program I wrote!"

[LordApophisOne]

Felger: "Don't worry sir, I brought coombs with me to"
O'Neill: "Oh look everybody! He's got coombs with him.
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O'Neill: "Very good, do you have a resume'?
Harak: "I captured you"
O'Neill: "Yes...you did...good work"
(A few moments later)
O'Neill: "Carter; honestly, the resme gag?"
Teal'c: "It needs work O'Neill"
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O'Neill: "You ended that sentace with a prepasition.....bastard."




Forgive the mild language in the last one mods

[Nicholai Brocov]

I'm not sure, not to point fingers or anything..

But i think the last one goes something more like;

"No mater what you've endured.. I assure you, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capible of."

I could be wrong, but i think it's funnier when it really sounds like a proposition.

[Klorel]

'of' is a preposition

[Nicholai Brocov]

true, to me (and probably only to me..) it sounded weird, either way herak would have been inviting sg-1 to find out lol

[Piranha]

In the Prometheus (or Unnatural Selection) episode:

Oneill: I was just waiting for the other shoe to drop
Thor: We hope that this will be the last footwear to fall.

[Deathshotshooter]

lol, i never knew asgards had a sense of humour, but i do know they swear. lol

[Klorel]

Fair Game- This one isn't that good but I found it funny.

O'Neill: "Come on! Throw me a bone here! A little head nod if nothing else."

Thor: "It is your decision O'Neill."

O'Neill: "Alright. Send me back."

<Thor lowers head to beam him back>

O'Neill: "Ah! Hey! Was that a head nod? I mean a nod is down and back up, and you sorta just went down. Hey wai....

<Thor makes a face>

[Starscream]

From Season 6 Episode 8 The Other Guys
O'Neil: Progress Doctor?
Coombs: Yes! Good Progress I can give you a report right now if you
want.
O'Neil: Save it for carter ,We're just here for the fine quisine....
Teal'c Are you Nearing the completion of your work?
Felger knocks over a scanner in the background
Felger:Who Put That Scanner There?
Coombs: Ok Then I'll let you guys get back to saving the world for
the seventh time.
Felger Knocks over another thing....
Felger: Oh Great...that's only worth a hundred thousand dollars.
Teal'c : Eighth Time..
O'Neil: What your Counting?
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O'Neil: So T Who do you think's going to the cup this year?You Know
Lord Stanley's Cup? Hockey? With The Skating? We Went to a game last year.
Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancuver are superior warriors.
O'Neil: Canucks Eh?
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Felger: Oh How are we going to get out of this one captain? something to do with a tachyon emitter?
Felger: Bite Me!
Coombs: Oh If This was a startrek convention we'd all be dressed up like Klingons...
Felger: How can you call yourself a scientist and not worship at the alter of Roddenbarry?
Simon: Guys Knock it off can you help me with this naq generator?
Felger: Nerd
Coombs: Geek

[Alkesh Goes over head]

[Nuto vixen]

Season 4: Episode 2 : The Other Side.

After Jack decided to help the strangers fight a war without knowing why the war was started and why they are still fighting.


DANIEL: We came here to HELP them. (Ground shakes again)

TEAL'C: (Looking up) Is that not what we are doing, Daniel Jackson?

DANIEL: No ... their who world is in flames, and we're offering gasoline ... how is that gonna help?

TEAL'C: (**Filtered** head) We are, in fact, offering water ...

JACK: (To Teal'C) Thank you!

DANIEL: I was speaking metaphorically.

JACK: Well, Stop it! ... You're not being fair to Teal'C. (Teal'C looks confused)

[Klorel]

The Other Side

I'm paraphrasing this.

<Daniel keeps asking embarrasing questions and ruining their alliance.>

Jack: Daniel, SHUT UP. Is that clear enough for you?

Later

Alar: We don't like Teal'c.
Jack: Daniel, Ask Questions. Lots of questions.

Moral of the story:
If you want to make friends with Jack, you have to like Teal'c

[Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292]

Jack: When you get on your feet you can do anything and I mean... profesionaly.

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Mitchal: Can anyone tell me wich way to the Stargate... Chaapa'ai... big round thing.

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McCay:I'm warning you, (pulls trigger, magasine(sp?) falls out) AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!