Dumbest newb threat

[Malum Serpentis]

his response...now the next time this happends i will hunt you down with my 1000 super jafa and mothership!

ROFFLMAO 1000 Supers?

[Tanith]

his response...now the next time this happends i will hunt you down with my 1000 super jafa and mothership!

ROFFLMAO 1000 Supers?

LMAO That made me laugh

[Bull-E]

lol ive had someone say they will hunt me down and rip my fingers off so i couldnt click my mouse to mass him

guess what happened to his account anyway?

omg that is so funny , ppl sometimes take this game to serously

imagine if that dude was some crazy killer and did it for real


1000 super jaffa lol

[Hells__Angel]

Blew your door down with his mothership.

[Malum Serpentis]

omg that is so funny , ppl sometimes take this game to serously

imagine if that dude was some crazy killer and did it for real

I can just imagine what the headlines would have been like.......

"""""Crazed Lunatic on a SGW Player Killing Spree!"""""

funny ain't it

[Hensenshi]

I've been threatened with massings by EtL, Lord RahL, Su, GenLucky, Wolf359(At the time the GA existed), and quite a few others, but I think the best was where I got threatened with Hensenshi. Now wait a moment, I am Hensenshi. Yes, that's right, I have been threatened with myself. I farmed one of my officers' officers' officers' officer. Let me break that down for you:
Hensenshi
my officer
His officer
his officer
his officer
the threatener


Yes, that's right. He threatened me that his commander chain ended with an Omegan, and that the Omegan would mass me. Yup, makes perfect sense to me.

[geisha]

I've been threatened with massings by EtL, Lord RahL, Su, GenLucky, Wolf359(At the time the GA existed), and quite a few others, but I think the best was where I got threatened with Hensenshi. Now wait a moment, I am Hensenshi. Yes, that's right, I have been threatened with myself. I farmed one of my officers' officers' officers' officer. Let me break that down for you:
Hensenshi
my officer
His officer
his officer
his officer
the threatener


Yes, that's right. He threatened me that his commander chain ended with an Omegan, and that the Omegan would mass me. Yup, makes perfect sense to me.

ROFL so did you end up massing yourself?

[Hensenshi]

I've been threatened with massings by EtL, Lord RahL, Su, GenLucky, Wolf359(At the time the GA existed), and quite a few others, but I think the best was where I got threatened with Hensenshi. Now wait a moment, I am Hensenshi. Yes, that's right, I have been threatened with myself. I farmed one of my officers' officers' officers' officer. Let me break that down for you:
Hensenshi
my officer
His officer
his officer
his officer
the threatener


Yes, that's right. He threatened me that his commander chain ended with an Omegan, and that the Omegan would mass me. Yup, makes perfect sense to me.

ROFL so did you end up massing yourself?

That would have been interesting. But I just waited for the guy to come online and massed him using 1 AT per hit.

[geisha]

My funniest noob story...

I can't remember how he made it to our "mass at will" list... must have done something stupid but anyway...

geisha was bored, so she had a look at that list and found a new target on it.. . so she started massing him...

when his defense was gone and I was killing his spies, he came online and started sending me messages telling me how he was gonna make me pay for it... he didn't only send 1 message, he sent like 5 of them while I was still killing stuff. I was waiting for him to do something... but no... he jumped on vacation mode... I found that a rather amusing way to make me pay...

so a few days later, he came off vacation mode... I finished my job so he would finally mass me... nothing happened... except that he jumped on vacation mode again I don't know how many times we did that... I finally got bored putting him on vacation again... I'm still waiting for him to make me pay...

Kind of remembers me of Tok'ra who also promised to mass me...

[Cole]

Usually people are nice and polite with me when I farm/mass them

Heh, Ive had a few folks that I farmed that I wound up helping some.

One dude simply congratulated me on a good hit when he'd unbaned some naq to buy weapons.

We wound up conversating a littlebit, then he mentioned that some newb was threating to sit on him unless he sent all his UU naq and AT.

Needless to say, I was skeptical, so I PMd the guy in question.

He told me 'you r on teh list too!' or something like that, and he proceded to bounce off of my def for a few turns.


When I woke up the next morning, my def was bout half massed, but still had not been penertrated once by him.

I repaired, then massed him.
next day, I repeated.

I kept it up for bout a week, then he deleted.

then I got a PM from the guy that had gotten me involved, he found out his brother had saw him playing and got an account.
His brother was the one attacking him.

And when his brother got sat on, he cried to mommy, who made the younger (but more mature) brother I had initaly farm delete his account too and stop playing.

ROFL the older brother IS the PURE definition of n00b word

i was farming an account daily at one point, anyways the owner of the account PM'd me and asked me to stop so i sent a PM back stateing that he was now off of my farm list...his reponse was stupid to say the least!

his response...now the next time this happends i will hunt you down with my 1000 super jafa and mothership!

he stopped playing soon arfter

hahahaha 1000 supers I think he would have been able to take top 5 by himself

I've been threatened with massings by EtL, Lord RahL, Su, GenLucky, Wolf359(At the time the GA existed), and quite a few others, but I think the best was where I got threatened with Hensenshi. Now wait a moment, I am Hensenshi. Yes, that's right, I have been threatened with myself. I farmed one of my officers' officers' officers' officer. Let me break that down for you:
Hensenshi
my officer
His officer
his officer
his officer
the threatener


Yes, that's right. He threatened me that his commander chain ended with an Omegan, and that the Omegan would mass me. Yup, makes perfect sense to me.

Hahaha he didnt even care to check the chain of command another PURE n00b.

[Tyber Zann]

lmao these are so funny

[slikrnsnot]

this thread is a very good laugh.i have not had any noobies send me any like this but this is funny stuff.

[GAT-X207]

u can try scaring him away with 1001 supers, that would get rid of him lol

[Ra]

so im nice...i protect my officers and ask a guy to lay off...this is what happens the following are the pms we traded lol

ramster2 says:

catty for one is my freind at skool 2 catty is a silly little noob second how dare u challege me my rank is 5049 and i bet urs is somthing like 70000000000 so plz be warned stay out of this battle and dont mess with a god or u will suffer the consequeces

ramster2 says:

i hav consulted my council and checked ur rank and i apologize for my other rude message it app[ears u are rank 192 rougly i ask for ur forgivness i didnt realize how powerful u are so i will not attack catty55 again but i ask u wat is a player like u protecting a such low player like catty55 and formore i requitse peace upon ur alliance and i do not wish war as my council (500) are more than willing to come to my aid as u r a high level -player i wud not beat u but against 500 people u will die so i requast yet again peace upon you and there be no bloodshed FINAL SUMMARY I WANT PEACE PLZ SAY WHY U R PROTECTING SUCH A PLAYER AS CATTY55 AND PLZ RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE

ramster2 says:

i offered u a peace offering and u spit in my face i am getting tired of this i request a sum of 6 billion narquade to replace my guns or my council will re rearming

again...ramster2 says:

hav it your way as -commander of the fedeeration of delblinkya i am legally bound before war commounces to offer u 1 last chance of surreder before 500 council members attack u if u do not respond in 5 minutes it will be concidered a declartion of war

ramster2 says:

of the commander of deblinka confedration a formally delare war upon ur alliance and people as i type this message my council are already attacking member of ur alliance and i am coming directly to u via mothership so be ready for my arrival

[Tyber Zann]

so im nice...i protect my officers and ask a guy to lay off...this is what happens the following are the pms we traded lol

ramster2 says:

catty for one is my freind at skool 2 catty is a silly little noob second how dare u challege me my rank is 5049 and i bet urs is somthing like 70000000000 so plz be warned stay out of this battle and dont mess with a god or u will suffer the consequeces

ramster2 says:

i hav consulted my council and checked ur rank and i apologize for my other rude message it app[ears u are rank 192 rougly i ask for ur forgivness i didnt realize how powerful u are so i will not attack catty55 again but i ask u wat is a player like u protecting a such low player like catty55 and formore i requitse peace upon ur alliance and i do not wish war as my council (500) are more than willing to come to my aid as u r a high level -player i wud not beat u but against 500 people u will die so i requast yet again peace upon you and there be no bloodshed FINAL SUMMARY I WANT PEACE PLZ SAY WHY U R PROTECTING SUCH A PLAYER AS CATTY55 AND PLZ RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE

ramster2 says:

i offered u a peace offering and u spit in my face i am getting tired of this i request a sum of 6 billion narquade to replace my guns or my council will re rearming

again...ramster2 says:

hav it your way as -commander of the fedeeration of delblinkya i am legally bound before war commounces to offer u 1 last chance of surreder before 500 council members attack u if u do not respond in 5 minutes it will be concidered a declartion of war

ramster2 says:

of the commander of deblinka confedration a formally delare war upon ur alliance and people as i type this message my council are already attacking member of ur alliance and i am coming directly to u via mothership so be ready for my arrival

MUHAHAHAHA. omg that is funny