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[TigerGirl]

<%Motte> wouldnt wonders me if Cait still jumps naked around
<%Cait> of course Motte...
<%Motte> ...
<%Cait> but man your english just got bad
<%Motte> i am sober
<%Motte> sorry
<%Cait> lmao
<+Headbang> lol
<%Motte> i should fix that
<%Motte>
<%Motte> prost

[Rottenking]

<Rottenking> yeah im allways in here... just ideling away
<REK> you need some REK in your life
<Odin> lol
<Rottenking> lol
<REK>
* Odin sold his RL
<Rottenking> how much dose it cost?
* REK bought on ebay
<Lorna> lol
* REK then gave it to charity
* Odin steals REK
<Lorna> you are funny guys
<Rottenking> how much dose it cost to get some REK in my life?
<REK> everyone wants REK
<Odin>
<REK> if your female
<Rottenking> i only want you for your UU
<REK> free
<REK> if your a guy
<REK> you must
<Lorna> i cant follow
<REK> suck me beautifull
<REK> lol
<REK> naw
<Rottenking> lol
<REK> just kidding
<Rottenking> suck you beautiful?
<REK> join the REKism religon
<REK> REK cures all
<Rottenking> lol
<Rottenking> do you cure a broken heart?
<REK> REK knows all
<REK> yes
<Rottenking> really?
<Lorna> cure mine
<Lorna> please
<Rottenking> even if you broker it?
<Rottenking> **broke
<REK> heres 5 dollars and the adrress of a good strip club
<Rottenking> rofl
<Odin> lol
<Rottenking> good one
<Lorna> lol
<REK> Lorna u serious

[Rienna]

[17:02] <jaguaraxxemaster> well go ahead
[17:03] <jaguaraxxemaster> waste your ATs on me
[17:03] <jaguaraxxemaster> im here
[17:03] <EnterTheLion> attack turns?
[17:03] <EnterTheLion> u silly boy
[17:03] <EnterTheLion> I'm sabbing u
[17:03] <jaguaraxxemaster> k then
[17:03] <harry1989> sabbing...
[17:03] <Ferra> LMAO
[17:03] <harry1989> lol
[17:03] <jaguaraxxemaster> covert turns

[The Doctor]

<%Cait> i may dress the leader of omega up in drag and do his makeup, but i don't take his naq

Not often you hear that...

[Angelos.]

This happened during and after my trial of the stealing and rape of Silence


* CaptainObvious invites you to join #Supreme_Court
<Silence> see you in supreme court
<Angelos> hey guys...
<Angelos> i need a lawyer
<Silence> court is in session
<Angelos> who'll be my lawyer?
<Silence> we have one Guest666
* SGW_Guest666 is now known as john_dorian
<Silence> will Guest suffice?
<Angelos> guest will suffice
<Silence> we need a biased lawyer
<Silence> oh, and a jury
* Angelos is now known as The_Accused
* Silence is now known as The-Violated
* JOS is now known as The_Witness
* The-Violated is now known as Silence
* ze has joined #stargatewars
* Silence is now known as Order
<The_Accused> zesh
<The_Accused> we need a jury
<The_Accused> join the supreme court
<ze> k
<The_Accused> woo
* ze is now known as jury
* Order is now known as The_raped
<The_Accused> lmao
<CaptainObvious> lol
<The_Accused> gah...
<The_Accused> Captain..
<The_Accused> why did you kick me?
<jaguaraxxemaster> guilty apparently
<The_Accused>
<The_Accused> i'm not guilty
<The_raped> lies
<The_Accused> i have proof i'm not guilty
<The_raped> see you in deathrow
* Ishmayeck[KDE4] is now known as The_Judge
<The_Accused> jaguar, tell me what they have decided to do
<The_Judge> guilty as charged
<jaguaraxxemaster> * The_Accused was kicked by CaptainObvious (GUILTY!!! SEE YOU IN #DEATHROW)
<The_Judge> I sentence you to 4 lives in the dilithium minus of Rurapenthe!
<The_Judge> mines*
<The_Accused> lol
<The_Accused> is that all?
<The_raped> no
<The_raped> death by firing squad
<The_Accused> you're a crap judge
<THE_LAWYER> u shall not say anyhting the raped
<The_Judge> noooooo
<The_Accused> firing squad?
<The_Judge> nooOOO
<The_Accused> not that
<The_Judge> MINES!
<The_Accused> anything but that...
<The_raped> the raped have been oppressed for too long
<The_raped> i will be suppressed no longer
<CaptainObvious> Ishy..i am the judge
<The_Accused> perhaps a nice spot of tea and crumpets instead as a punishment?
<The_raped> I WILL SPEAK MY DESECRATED MIND!
* The_Judge whacks the_raped on the head with a malloe
* The_Judge whacks captainobvious on the head with a malloe
<THE_LAWYER> may i say somethign!
<The_Judge> now you're both unconcious
<The_Judge> so SHUT UP
<The_Judge>
<The_Judge> no you may not, Lawyer
<THE_LAWYER> may i say somethign?
<THE_LAWYER> i have the right to free speech
<The_Judge> if you do you will recieve af ree copy of Windows RG
* The_Accused is now known as Angelos
<The_Judge> if I were raped I would be silent because I'd be stealthy
<THE_LAWYER> now i say here, how would a rape victim say he was raped a minute after he occured???
<The_Judge> hunting the ones who raped me
<The_Judge>
<CaptainObvious> i aint unconscious
<The_Judge> yes you are
* jury is now known as ze
<CaptainObvious> obviously not
<THE_LAWYER> the penetrated/raped would feel sab and insecure, they would have no mind to say that they were raped, and with that i say that THIS CASE IS BOGUS
* The_Judge duct tapes captainobvious's head into a wad of duct tape taped to a wall
<The_Judge> realy?!
* Angelos wants to be cremated, not buried
<The_Judge> then what about this evidence!
<The_Judge> present this evidence!
<THE_LAWYER> i find that the real person who has been raped in this case was angelos!!!!!!
<The_Judge> um... you can go ahead and present the evidence now
<The_raped> you cant find squat
<The_raped> you couldnt catch a cold
<The_Judge> no I can
<Angelos> lol
* The_Judge squats
<The_Judge> there it is
<Angelos> lmao
<The_Judge> right on the ground
<The_Judge> where I squatted
<The_Judge>
<THE_LAWYER> the reaons that the_raped has been saying he was raped was because angelos protected himself
<The_raped> ummm
<THE_LAWYER> and snapped something of the_raped
<The_raped> you catch colds by squatting on the ground?
<The_Judge> no...
<THE_LAWYER> so it has been removed form his body
<The_Judge> :/
<The_Judge> really?
<The_Judge> what?
<THE_LAWYER> am i right the_raped???
<The_Judge> a chip THey put in there to track him?
<THE_LAWYER> he has lost his genitals
<The_Judge> a chip the aliens put in to track him?
<The_Judge> WHO put the chip in!
<The_raped> sorry, i'd like to change my statement
<The_raped> Angelos
<The_Judge> speak or I'll sentence your family to death!!
<The_Judge> WHO!
<THE_LAWYER> angelos removed the_raped's genitals
<The_Judge> was it Them or the aliens?!
<The_raped> was actually trying to save me from the raper that is JOS
<The_Judge> HURRY
<The_Judge> SPEAK
<Angelos> i was the one who was raped..not silence
<The_raped> if someone would please drag the JOS into deathrow
<THE_LAWYER> there is ur evidence ur honour
<Angelos> umm
<Dante> eh?
<The_Judge> yay
<The_Judge> thanks
<The_Judge> hey JOS
<Angelos> i've lost my genitals.
<THE_LAWYER> ther is ur evidence
<The_Judge> how dare you rape this defendand
<Angelos> someone want to help me retrive them?
* The_Judge arrests JOS
<Dante> o_O
<The_Judge> I call JOS to the stand thing!
<jaguaraxxemaster> "<Angelos> you win JOS...i can't deny you your love" shows angelos wanted to rape, but JOS beat him to it!
<Dante> why are i being arrested?
<THE_LAWYER> ther is the evidence
<The_raped> for rapage of a minor
<The_Judge> hey JOS I can not sentence you to death, but you have to bribe me with just enough UU
<The_Judge>
<THE_LAWYER> now release my client angelos!!!!!!
<The_Judge> no.
<The_Judge> not until you bribe mw
<The_Judge> with UU
<The_Judge>
<The_raped> Angelos is already dead
<The_Judge> me*
<THE_LAWYER> THE EVIDENCE IS THERE YOUR HONOUR
<The_Judge> oh
<The_Judge> oh well
<Angelos> lol
<The_Judge> fine
<Dante> the judge, how about i just not get you massed?
<The_Judge> not guilty
<Angelos> i'm still here
* jaguaraxxemaster revives angelos
<Angelos> i just have no nads
<THE_LAWYER> HE IS NOT DEAD, FOR HE IS IN THE HOLDING CELL
<The_Judge> go cremate him or summat
<Dante> and anyway
<The_raped> or good as dead, he was shot in the kittie and nads with rusty lead bullets
<Dante> one of the witnesses was biased
<The_Judge> oh... THAT holding cell 0_0
* jaguaraxxemaster heals him
<Angelos> lol
<Dante> the lawyer was crooked
<jaguaraxxemaster> <Angelos> you win JOS...i can't deny you your love
<The_raped> lmao
<The_Judge> lol
<Dante> the only decent one there was the jury who's vanished
<The_Judge> fine
<jaguaraxxemaster> all the evidence you need
<The_Judge> Angelos is not guilty
<The_Judge> fo release him
<Angelos> woo
<THE_LAWYER> the evidence is there your honour, do as you wish with it , i will just advise you on who to convict for the rape
<The_Judge> go*
<jaguaraxxemaster> wooot
<Angelos> so, Judge..how much do i owe you?
* The_Judge convicts THE_LAWYER
<jaguaraxxemaster> we won
<Angelos> lol
<The_Judge> hmm
<The_Judge> 500K UU
<The_Judge>
<THE_LAWYER> jos/dante is the raper here, silence being the victim
<The_Judge>
<The_raped> so sorry, but the wrongly accused is already dead
<jaguaraxxemaster> nothing... RUN!
<Angelos> a good humping it is
<The_Judge> lol
<THE_LAWYER> he is not dead
<THE_LAWYER> he is in the holding cell
* jaguaraxxemaster revives the wrongly accused
<The_raped> he's lacking in nads and kittie
<The_Judge> lawyer, I am trying you for rapage
<The_raped> he might as well be dead
<THE_LAWYER> i have found the nads, in j o s's pocket!!!!
<The_Judge> you were the only one who had access to the_raped
<The_Judge> for extended periods of time!
<The_Judge> you did it!
<THE_LAWYER> there is more evidence your honour
<The_Judge> pointing to your treachery!
<The_Judge> bribe me!!
<The_raped> LMAO
<jaguaraxxemaster> ill be the lawyers lawyer in this case
<The_Judge> or I'll convict you all to death!!
<The_Judge>
<The_Judge> alright jaguar
<The_raped> i'll be the Judges collection agent
<THE_LAWYER> i was not here on the chat server for the periods in which it occured
* jaguaraxxemaster is now known as TheLawyersLawyer
<Angelos> i'll be the new witness
* The_raped is now known as Hitman
<TheLawyersLawyer> he was not here
* Angelos is now known as Witness
<Hitman> right
<The_Judge> riiight
<The_Judge> I call witness to the stand
<The_Judge> stand here
* Witness goes to the stand
<The_Judge> now swear on th ebook of Buck
<Hitman> no, stand there
* THE_LAWYER is now known as the_Defendant
<The_Judge> don't swear to where you get kicked though
<The_Judge> something like crap will suffice
* TheLawyersLawyer is now known as TheNewLawyer
* Witness swears on the book of Buck
<The_Judge> yay
<The_Judge> now
<Hitman> but who will defend the defenders?
<The_Judge> nobody
<The_Judge> they will die
<Hitman> ok
<TheNewLawyer> theyre on their own
* Hitman is now known as Hired_Muscle
<The_Judge> they are dispensible
<TheNewLawyer> right
* the_Defendant is now known as The_Innocent
<Hired_Muscle> down to business then
<The_Judge> Hired_muscle, please convince the_lawyer he's guilty.
<The_Innocent> i am innocent, as innocent as my name
* Witness is waiting for the questions
<The_Judge> well WAIT SOME MORE
<The_Innocent>
<The_Judge> right then
<The_Judge> alright hired_muscle, do your stuff
<TheNewLawyer> now witness, did you happen to see who was online at time of said rape?
<The_Innocent> i have proof that i was not there
<CaptainObvious> EVERYONE, court is over...
<The_Judge> the_innocent needs to be convinced he's guilty
<The_Judge> hurry up muscle
<Witness> i did see who was online
* The_Innocent is now known as Borat
<The_Judge> CONVINCE!
* CaptainObvious is now known as harry1989
<Borat> i wass not online
<Witness> i was online
<The_Judge> right
* Hired_Muscle rapes Harry1989
<Witness> i saw who was online
<The_Judge> who did it then, witness?
<Witness> Borat was not online..
<TheNewLawyer> objection
<Witness> the one who did it was...
<The_Judge> who did it then, witness?
<Zathras> (14:29:29) <The_Innocent> i am innocent, as innocent as my name <-- ooh how i wish for server nickchange rights change it to The_Guilty
<Witness> SILENCE
<The_Judge> overruled
<The_Judge> yay
<The_Judge> arrest Silence
<Hired_Muscle> wairt
<Hired_Muscle> WHAT
<Witness> lol
<The_Judge> I sentence him to 4 lives on the dilithium mine of Rurapenthe
<Borat> he is the muscle
<The_Judge> case dismissed
<Borat> he si the one who has th epower to rape someone
<The_Judge> court adjourned
<The_Judge> all that
<The_Judge> bleh
<Borat> he can over power them with ease
<The_Judge> bribe me
<harry1989> i wasnt raped...it was consentual
<The_Judge> :/
<Witness> lol
<TheNewLawyer> can i change my name back now?
<The_Judge> but I want to convict someone...
<Witness> no
<The_Judge> yeah sure
<Witness> convict me
<Borat> ok , i think that we should end this before it goes out of hand
* Hired_Muscle rapes the whole court
* TheNewLawyer is now known as jaguaraxxemaster
<The_Judge> someone send silence to the rurapenthe
<Borat> there he goes again
<Borat> raping a room.....
<The_Judge> SEND HIM!!
<Zathras> The_Judge convict the lawyer for contempt of court
<The_Judge> fine
* Borat is now known as biggerThanYou
* Hired_Muscle rapes Borat
<Witness> lol
<biggerThanYou> thank god im not borat
<jaguaraxxemaster> RAPE!
<The_Judge> I sentence you to deadh by hanging
<The_Judge> from a ceiling
<The_Judge> with duct tape
<jaguaraxxemaster> i saw that
<biggerThanYou> i hanged him in the backyard
* The_Judge hits the desk with a hammer
<jaguaraxxemaster> gavel
* Hired_Muscle rapes The Judge
<The_Judge> court adjourned and all that
<The_Judge> hammer
<biggerThanYou> and put his body in an indian burila grounds
* The_Judge dodges
<jaguaraxxemaster> RAPE!
<jaguaraxxemaster> i saw that!
<The_Judge> hurry up and hang him then
* The_Judge hangs Witness from a ceiling with duct tape

[Stubert]

there was a rape and i wasnt consulted or invited :@. that isnt cool. and rape isnt a punishable. its only surprise sex

[Q Man]

its nt surprise sex,its more 'sex you didnt know you wanted'!!!

[quickshot84]

[12:09:05] <%quickshot84> quick
[12:09:13] <%quickshot84> i need a zip code in the US
[12:09:14] <cdngurl4556> ?
[12:09:18] <cdngurl4556> 90210
[12:09:19] <%quickshot84> a valid one
[12:09:21] <%quickshot84> wheres that
[12:09:22] <cdngurl4556> oh..
[12:09:24] <%quickshot84> wait
[12:09:24] <%quickshot84> T_T
[12:09:25] <%quickshot84> >.<
[12:09:27] <LordBalor> lol!




[21:41:11] <Amec> You people do realize there is Rule 34 of SGW
[21:41:18] <+Ducky> ?
[21:41:23] <+harry1989> what rule is that?
[21:41:30] <Amec> O_O
[21:42:09] <Wire> There is no rule 34
[21:42:12] <Amec> Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
[21:42:17] <Dante> ...
[21:42:22] <%quickshot84> ...
[21:42:26] <%quickshot84> this is another one of those
[21:42:26] <+harry1989> ...
[21:42:29] <Dante> you have got to be kidding me
[21:42:30] <%quickshot84> "STHU AMEC" moments...
[21:42:37] <+harry1989> ROFL
[21:42:37] <Dante> rofl
[21:42:39] <Amec> :S
[9:43:31pm] <+Ducky> that isn't an SGW rule, thats a basic rule anyways

[Amec]

>.<

[The Doctor]

[9:31:28am] * Q[HW] sits in the corner and bounces bouncy ball of the wall several times
[9:31:29am] * %Cait replaces Q[HW]'s bouncy ball with a hamster
[9:31:37am] <%Cait> don't throw it!
[9:31:41am] <Q[HW]> lol
[9:32:05am] * Q[HW] throws hamster against wall and hears a splat
[9:32:11am] <Q[HW]> oops.....?
[9:32:52am] * %Cait throws Q[HW] against wall and hears a splat
[9:33:01am] * Q[HW] has to go now!!!!!!!!
Q[HW] «*wiped out for privacy*» has Quit iRC (sorry about the hamster cait!! i'll buy you a new one that can't die,i promise!!)
[9:34:17am] <&homer> lol
[9:34:18am] <+harry1989> lol
[9:34:28am] * %Cait glares at Q's retreating back

[goodie]

[15:37:40] <+Shinigami> see, here's the thing GD. You have all kinds of Porn. I have very little. Difference? I don't need it, I have actual live girls, something you will never have.

-Goodie

[Gatedialer]

[15:37:40] <+Shinigami> see, here's the thing GD. You have all kinds of Porn. I have very little. Difference? I don't need it, I have actual live girls, something you will never have.

-Goodie

except I only have one type...

[trigger_mike]

you just have alot of it

[Angelos.]

ain't that the truth!

lol

[Gatedialer]

no, I don't.