Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

[JOS]

*merges two Dark Templar and uses Mind Control from the resulting Dark Archon, thusly controlling stargater*

[Dajjal]

*merges two Dark Templar and uses Mind Control from the resulting Dark Archon, thusly controlling stargater*

* denies JOS's dark magic and moves onto planning the end of the world*

[sniperbull]

*merges two Dark Templar and uses Mind Control from the resulting Dark Archon, thusly controlling stargater*

* denies JOS's dark magic and moves onto planning the end of the world*

*chainsaws stargater with the lancer*

Ha i foiled your plan

[Rienna]

*invades all your pants and ties your undies/boxers to your socks*




*watches as you all try to stand up from your computer*




*watches as you all fall down*




*laughs with amusement*




*wins*

[Solus]

*invades all your pants and ties your undies/boxers to your socks*




*watches as you all try to stand up from your computer*




*watches as you all fall down*




*laughs with amusement*




*wins*

*playful tackle*

*wins*

[Rienna]

*still giggling*

[Solus]

*still giggling*

*giggles and snuggles*

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

*Pulls up in an American tank battalion, surrounds the place with .:VOID:., Rienna, sniperbull, Stargater580, & JOS in it*

All unit, open fire!!

*300 M1A2 Abrams fires on the place*

Air units, give us some supporting fire!

*50 B-52s, 37 B-1Bs, 15 B-2s, and 17 AC-130Js start pounding away at the place*

Keep it up until I get back in the morning. When I come back, I want this place a parking lot for a new SuperMall!!

*Goes to bed*

[Rienna]

where am I? how am I in a room with a bunch of Aussies?


hello. other side of the world much?



*goes goddess forms and leaves the mortal plane, thus escaping Razgriz and his harebrained schemes of death and dismemberment*

[Solus]

where am I? how am I in a room with a bunch of Aussies?


hello. other side of the world much?



*goes goddess forms and leaves the mortal plane, thus escaping Razgriz and his harebrained schemes of death and dismemberment*

*is standing with raised sheilds*

what about me!?!?! oh right...... *moves to another plane of existance*

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

2 got away, but the other 3 are dead.

Alright US Army Corp of Engineers, build me my SuperMall!!!

*US Army Corp of Engineers starts work on Temple of SPAM SuperMall*

[Dajjal]

2 got away, but the other 3 are dead.

Alright US Army Corp of Engineers, build me my SuperMall!!!

*US Army Corp of Engineers starts work on Temple of SPAM SuperMall*

*air pulls together showing the true powah of WV*

I have turned the air into a fully functional body by my LeEt powah of WV heritage!

I was planning on America being the center of the newly unified country since its the bomb (love Abrams)!
*leaves supermall site and hides in the Hindu Kush Mtns.*

[Rienna]

2 got away, but the other 3 are dead.

Alright US Army Corp of Engineers, build me my SuperMall!!!

*US Army Corp of Engineers starts work on Temple of SPAM SuperMall*

YOU KILLED MY JOS?!?!?!?!?! to create a MALL?!?!?!!!!!


*eyes turn from light blue to deep black and hair (which is already black, yays) starts to blow around in wind that doesn't really exist as energy gathers to Rienna/Artemis*


FOOL! Taste the wrath of a pissed off goddess with all the energy of creation at her fingertips!


*blasts Razgriz with a malicious energy, stunning him long enough to bind with force, then slowly begins to strip away the memories in his mind of everything precious to him, everything that makes him happy, until there is nothing left but the sad and angry memories, and he's forgotten everything he's ever loved, but is left with the impression of being a lesser man because of this*



*evil laughter as she fades away*

[David Bliss]

*also laughs

[Demon Lord Razgriz]

2 got away, but the other 3 are dead.

Alright US Army Corp of Engineers, build me my SuperMall!!!

*US Army Corp of Engineers starts work on Temple of SPAM SuperMall*

YOU KILLED MY JOS?!?!?!?!?! to create a MALL?!?!?!!!!!


*eyes turn from light blue to deep black and hair (which is already black, yays) starts to blow around in wind that doesn't really exist as energy gathers to Rienna/Artemis*


FOOL! Taste the wrath of a **Filtered** off goddess with all the energy of creation at her fingertips!


*blasts Razgriz with a malicious energy, stunning him long enough to bind with force, then slowly begins to strip away the memories in his mind of everything precious to him, everything that makes him happy, until there is nothing left but the sad and angry memories, and he's forgotten everything he's ever loved, but is left with the impression of being a lesser man because of this*



*evil laughter as she fades away*

There's only 1 little bitty problem with that, all I have IS sad and angry memories. Why do you think I did what I did?

Anywho, the Temple of SPAM SuperMall is complete. Now I'll drive the Temple of SPAM Gift Shop out of business!

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!