Have you all died?

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Zeratul
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Re: Have you all died?

who said anything about taking?

we're just curious if guts are stretchy...

*attaches one end of Amplius guts to a tree on the edge of a cliff*

*tosses amplius out*

*grins*


Oh, and angelos... no mammothing now...

*turns angelos into a woolly mammoth and turtle crossing*
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Re: Have you all died?

*bounces backs and grins at Zeratul. "Stretchy and elastic :D"
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*modifies cliff height to 4m while amplius is at the apex of his bounce*
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Re: Have you all died?

*modifies his guts to a parachute and lands safely on the cliff
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*reverses gravity*
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Re: Have you all died?

*makes a robe of his parachute and throws it around Zeratuls feets and pulls
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*blinks away, then watches as amplius pulls on empty space*
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Re: Have you all died?

*wonders if there is any way of beating Zeratul
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Re: Have you all died?

*gets an idea on how to beat Zeratul
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*accidentally causes the matter making up amplius to become neutron degenerated matter*

*seals amplius up inside a droplet of water*
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Re: Have you all died?

* takes och soap and take the opportunity to wash of some residue from Zeratuls thoughts
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Re: Have you all died?

hmm... not bad idea*

*opens skull*

*pulls out brain*

*drops brain in pail of soapy water*

*scrubs brain clean*

*replaces brain*

ahh... much better...
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Re: Have you all died?

*Watches in interest how he is still functioning without his brain as he is a mere mortal and not living deity like myself*
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Zeratul
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Re: Have you all died?

a mere mortal like yourself (ernest) have not the ability to affect your physical body in the ways ones such as we (zeratul) can...
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Re: Have you all died?

*points at Zeratuls brain and tries to shout " you missed a spot"
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