THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Solus]

*fearful of what might ensue*

[Capo]

didnt edit my post fast enough...

[Phoenix of Terra]

Um, actually you just beamed my troops away when they were trying to protect you. Thank goodness my ascended powers stopped them from frying

*Shock troops reappear, now afraid of both soulless and DG gurl*

Capt Alcon: Sir, can we leave yet?

[Ash]

Those two aren't the only ones your should be fearful of, i mean there is a T-Rex around here some where, and what do you think is going to happen is DG Gurl trips, or sees something that pisses her off, or even gets a good wiff of blood.
it'll be rampage all over again

[Capo]

*gets out of aston martin*
*hides in fountain where cassandra was*
*snipes random people with hotdog gun as they run by*

[Angnoch]

*stomps on Capo*

[Ash]

*gets out of aston martin*
*hides in fountain where cassandra was*
*snipes random people with hotdog gun as they run by*

Casually lobs pineapple grenade into to fountain on way back to Clothing shop.

[Phoenix of Terra]

Phoenix: There's a T-Rex!?! Alcon, ready the tranquilizer guns!

Alcon: Yes sir.

Phoenix: Cheer up, Capt. T-Rex= naq from black market

Alcon: Much rather be patrolling back in the Terra system sir.

Phoenix: Spoilsport.

*Go looking for the T-Rex*

[Capo]

*Gets blown up by the grenade*
I hope DG gurl doesnt smell the blood. O good, now you've done it.
*T-rex smells blood and comes running at Tollan and Alcon*

[Ash]

Hmm never thought of that
Looks behind at DG gurl, hasn't smelt it yet

Wait what blood it was a pineapple grenade so your just covered in stick pineapple juice and pulp.

(Pineapple grenade 101: Take 1 pineapple and stuff M80 in it light and toss)

[Angnoch]

*throws DG Gurl at T-rex* watches the blood bath ensue *stupid T-rex is going to lose*

[Phoenix of Terra]

*Fires tranquilizers at T-Rex*




*Nothing happens, troops flee or are beamed to safety*

That didn't work out so well. Redeploy to clothing shop!

[Capo]

*wonders how that pinapple killed me*

[Phoenix of Terra]

Pineapples are dangerous things. Once, a man tried to undersell a pineapple and it killed him out of indignation.

[Ash]

*wonders how that pinapple killed me*

Wonders as well, oh i know that was a stick of dynamite not an M80. i really have to be more careful with those things.

Also wonders why there is a security detail surrounding the Gap kids store.