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I want some jaffa cakes.

This whole council thing has distracted my lords from the fact that the drunk monkies are opening up quite the gap at the top.....

let them build there stats lol as rank is irrelevant

Tek wrote:I want some jaffa cakes.

This whole council thing has distracted my lords from the fact that the drunk monkies are opening up quite the gap at the top.....

Actually they are not. Holding a high rank this early in a game hurts you more then it helps.

Su wrote:

Tek wrote:I want some jaffa cakes.

This whole council thing has distracted my lords from the fact that the drunk monkies are opening up quite the gap at the top.....

Actually they are not. Holding a high rank this early in a game hurts you more then it helps.

exactly so leave them off lol

cant a jaffa play devils advocate without stupid things such as logic get in the way?

*pees in the system lords herbal tea*

Beverages are served M'lords

Tek wrote:cant a jaffa play devils advocate without stupid things such as logic get in the way?

*pees in the system lords herbal tea*

Beverages are served M'lords

That depends! Become my first prime and serve that tea to everyone else but me.

lol id go wit that tek good offer lucky i drink tea only alcohol to lol

1st prime of SU? consider my origin armies yours to set upon some unlucky SOB's. I warn you, im a disobediant Jaffa =D

Here ep have some "scotch" i swear its legit

bah i want potchini insolent fool lol

Tek wrote:1st prime of SU? consider my origin armies yours to set upon some unlucky SOB's. I warn you, im a disobediant Jaffa =D

Here ep have some "scotch" i swear its legit

My Jaffa have a mine of their own! That's how I keep so many followers! It's about putting the right Jaffa is the right position! You can have more freedom then most Jaffa, but it comes at a price! Are you willing to make your fellow Jaffa Loyal to you, and in turn they become loyal to me as they follow in your lead!

Now, don't forget to make that tea extra powerful for Anubis!

Loyalty through fear, fear through power, power by the grace of the gods.

The tauri of the origins universe will serve or die. The Goa'uld who oppose the powers that be will be lay to waste in the name of the true Gods.

And no more urinating in the beverages. Unless you deserve it

That is my oath to the Origins SystemLord Council.

Now I remember why I couldn't find our sister!
She was hiding under the name Chongo. Even attempted to recruit me.
Anyway.. that story is settled.



Could your First Prime be so kind as to bring me wine, oh mighty Su?
*kicks back, seat in relax-mode*

yea i signed up as that name, but as you wanted me to reveal myself so badly, i did Uni, now u kno who i am, how about u fight me urself, instead of sending your errend bois after me..

It is good to see that the System lords are doing what they do best. Um wait damn so confused. Right all this mixed existance stuff can be quite confusing. Love seeing bold and bolsterous system Lords yet in this existance I still call some allies for the time being. Just remember an angry dRUNK mONKIE can be dangerous dont you watch that primative thing the Tauri have called a TV?

lord_sithis wrote:yea i signed up as that name, but as you wanted me to reveal myself so badly, i did Uni, now u kno who i am, how about u fight me urself, instead of sending your errend bois after me..

You weren't really massed by my errand boy. My errand boy is currently in Nuuk, buying groceries.
Just pointed out you registered as Chongo since you tried to use that to make me look stupid. It turns out I wasn't very stupid when I didn't find you earlier.

As for massing you, again.. I'm currently relaxing and enjoying the company of men. We can have our girl-on-girl time later, if you insist.


*frowns at the angry creature in the Council Chambers*

What? Drunk Monkeys? Dangerous? Don't worry.. the extent of your threat level is well known amongst the Lords of the Council.