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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:40 pm
by LordApophisOne
Heres an Atlantis one:
McKay: "She is hot, I mean seriously hot!"
Sheppard: "She's a wraith!"
McKay: "I know.....sometimes I discust myself"
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:16 pm
by Setesh
From "Solitudes"
*Carter is laying on jack to "share body heat"*
Carter: Everythings gonna be ok..
Carter: ......Sir...?
Jack: Its my side arm....I swear...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:22 pm
by Ålbel The Wicked
Well I guess I'l quickly go threw some of the new ones and post them a little later...
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:02 pm
by Ishmayeck
Jack O'Neill wrote:That is just wrong on so many levels
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:09 pm
by Darth CRÅYSHACK_Toe9292
*Teal'c and Mitchel are trped in Avalon, Teal'c shots door to try to get out*
Mitchel: Woh!! Woh!!! WOH!!! *as he hops in a funny way* Bullets bounce... *gesture franticly to demonsrate*
*Teal'c smiles*
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:05 am
by ALIEN{VF}
hehe...I do't really know any as people have allready siad loads!
And seriously..you people should get out more..I knew like one other people know like 1000!
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:33 pm
by Hèlas Thilen [Mr Crimson]
What was that one . . . Oh yeah!!!
Aid: "Should you realy provok him like that?"
Jack: "No, But It's what what I do"
*Jack turns perfect about face and leaves*
lol
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:22 pm
by Dr Dark™
TEAL'C
They are very large, but extremely maneuverable in the air. We will find them most vulnerable when they hover.
DANIEL
Hover? Like a hummingbird?
TEAL'C
With teeth.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:56 pm
by Dr Dark™
just found this:
APOPHIS
Fool. I will kill you.
O'NEILL
Again?
both came from episode "The Nox"
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:06 pm
by Doomsday
heres one I just thought up of
Jack:mmm......Goa'uld tv.......
Greetings
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:20 pm
by Pakarinen
I dont think ive infested here yet... .ok.... how about this one... its the episode where... il have to go look it up.. just a sec..... :
ok.. here we go... this is from the 3rd season, episode called: "The Crystal Skull" ....... although i think someone already beat me to this as its mildly amusing....
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CARTER: This is well over a thousand metres high.
O'NEILL: And as pyramids go, that's.... big?
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CARTER: Well look at these readings. Sir, these are leptons.
O'NEILL: Get out.
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CARTER: .... Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter no matter how dense. I mean something like 500 million billion just passed through you
O'NEILL: No matter how dense?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:46 am
by jack_blk
From Shades of Grey:
JACK: I do appreciate that you came to see if I was OK. That... That means something.
DANIEL: Uh... actually, no, it doesn't.
JACK: Huh?
DANIEL: Um...
SAM: We, uh, we drew straws.
DANIEL: I lost.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:58 am
by Kerrus Magrus
don't remember the ep, but: sg1 is on the cargo ship and the hyperdrive has failed.
Sam: "sorry sir, but it looks like we'll have to macgyver our way out of here"
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:07 am
by #?#
From Failsafe
O'Neill : Carter! I Can See My House!
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:42 am
by SGC_Sam Fisher
The Intruder.
McKay: Crap.
Hermiod: What did you do?
McKay: I just ran (the virus) through a translation program. It’s Wraith.
Hermiod: ‘Crap’, indeed.
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Runner.
Sheppard: It almost smells like I’m on vacation.
McKay: (smearing on sunscreen) Could it be the simulated tropical aroma of cocoa butter?
Sheppard: Strong enough for anyone within five miles to smell you.
McKay: Like they haven’t been tipped off by the Aqua Velva.
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McKay: So exactly what kind of special training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?
Lorne: 'You guys'?
McKay: Yeah, you know – 'Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It’s a great place to start'.
Lorne: And by this mission you mean hunting down a skilled weapons expert hopped up on Wraith drugs, in the pitch black of an alien planet?
McKay: Yes.
Lorne: Actually, I skipped that course in Major School.
McKay: I was afraid of that.
Lorne: I was hoping Lt. Ford would recognize a friendly face and turn himself in.
McKay: You mean me?
Lorne: Well you were friends, weren’t you?
McKay: Oh yeah, when we weren’t out on harrowing missions, we used to hang out together. I’d share my dreams of a self-sustaining fusion, he would talk about how you could sever a man’s torso with a P-90.
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Lorne: Wow, you must really be some kind of genius.
McKay: Well, as a matter of fact . . . why would you say that now?
Lorne: Something has to have kept Colonel Sheppard from shooting you all this time.
McKay: Yeah, yeah, didn’t see that one coming . . .