THE GREAT FLAMINGO WAR (Aims Gun At Flamingo)

[Osi]

*uses the energy efficient souls of greenpeace members to awaken the dark gods, who then proceed to incinerate any endangered species ont he planet...and then humanity.*

[Angnoch]

Osi we are pwning them arent we

[Osi]

indeed

[Capo]

nto this agn.

[Angnoch]

yes this again *eats Capo*

[Capo]

*blasts a hole in the side of shark with lupara*
*shark stands up on a bipod like an alien spaceship*
*Chrome lescalator descends from the hole in the shark*
*Capo descends, along with previously eaten soldiers*
*Soldiers take control of peta and rename it peta (people for the eating of tasty animals)*

[Ash]

"Captain their is something strange going on, their is all kinds of weird creatures fighting, from T-rex, to orca's, umm what should we do.

Withdrawal all forces into the secure bunkers. Instruct the Death wings to hold off on their run, and have the 27, 33, 57th squadrons seek a higher altitude.

A few minutes pass

Its all done Captain what now

Simple lieutenant , well Nuke the surface.

Yes Sir

[Death God]

DG: "Activates Distress beacon that is loged in 4rth tooth that looks like a cavity"

Base: We have recieved a distress singnal for DG. All forces prepare to move to last known coorinates. Its time we called in the big guns im afraid....
Officer:Sir are you sure that is wise?
Commander: It is our only hope. Launch the Carriers! Destroyers Form a defensive line around the Carriers we cant afford to loose them. Cruisers you are to destroy those Flack implacments, Frigates Fire from long range and take out any anti air ships. Bombers line up behind the Destroyers let them Clear the way for you and focuse your attacks on the bunkers. Carriers you are to remain out of the main fight but launch all fighters when you are within range. Officer Prepare the Flag ship Im going to see this fight through.
Officer: Sir the fleets have been notified. should we deplow our ground forces as well?
Commander: Once the bunkers have been taken out yes yes we shall......



Celcius
Officer: we have reports of multiple fires on all decks sir and what appears to be a launch of a balistic missile...
Commander Hmm if we do not take that missile down there will be no one left to save....

ALL REMAINIG BATTERIES AND FIGHTERS TAKE AIM AT THAT MISSILE AND DESTROY IT!!! IF WE DO NOT SUCCEDD WE SHALL ALL DIE!

[Osi]

*beams up to mothership and fires on the planet*

[Angnoch]

*hops into beam with Osi*

[Capo]

*gets into an apache helicopter along with men in black suits*
*Capos focres get into helicopters*
*all flee the scene*
*Nukes the surface*
*tremendous explosion*
*the ground shakes*
*mushroom cloud is seen in the distance*

wait a sec........
yes!!!!!
DG gurl drowned while the war went on!!!!!
Then the area was nuked!!!!!
Shes toast!!!!!
*Capo celebrates by blowing up some random thigns with the apaches missile system*

[Osi]

*targets large fissure on planet with energy beam*


helicopter wont save you from a planet wide geoplogical meltdown and subsequent explodsion...

*fires*

and for good measure

*uses gravity beam to push the moon on a collision course with the planet*

[Death God]

*targets large fissure on planet with energy beam*


helicopter wont save you from a planet wide geoplogical meltdown and subsequent explodsion...

*fires*

and for good measure

*uses gravity beam to push the moon on a collision course with the planet*

You really know how to ruin a good RP topic dont you >_>

[Ash]

*DG is brought before the Captain*
So why are you here, and who sent you. We know you have some affiliation with a military faction, the Chaos outside demonstrates that. But what faction and why here and now? Answer me otherwise well make things difficult for you, cooperate and well have your wounds treaded, properly and treat you as a Pow rather then a casualty.

Lieutenant: The destroyers shields are down, but they're targeting our missile batteries now. The Nukes have launched though. All personnel brace yourselves for imminent explosion.

Private: Their is also a fleet of vessels coming in on Radar sir, in combat formation, everything from Carriers down to frigates. This could prove interesting, Sir.

Lieutenant: I know, the Captain has something planned

Edit: Kai, and SOulless are with Ash on the icy mountain this is some other location. That's being invaded by DG's rescue mission.
And yes he does

[Capo]

*dives out of apache headfirst into the water*
*a sub surfaces*
*cape gets in*

Full speed ahead! We have to take out the naval forces!
Fire torpedoes!
*torpedoes fire*
*a large vessel is hit*

Fire, torpedo tubes 1 through 8!

*8 torpedoes fire and hti various ships*