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*megaladon crushes the sub in one bite killing all inside*

Angnoch wrote:*megaladon crushes the sub in one bite killing all inside*

Who's got a sub?

read the last post by Capo

DG: I was on an exploration and to mislead the rescuers for finding Kei and SOULLESS That is all ... Your troops fired first mine were purley defensive .....

Flagship

Officer: Sir We have detected numerous ...... battles on the ground ......
Commander focus on the REAL threat Attack all defensive emplacements of that island starying with the missiles and flack sedond. Frigates open Fire as soon as you are in range Cruisers take out those fighters. Destroyers DONt let anything through to the carriers. Fighters take out the remaining fighters and the ground forces.

Engage at your discresion I wish you all good Luck and may the death of your enemies bring you honor.


FIRE ALL BATTERIES!!!!!!

Angnoch wrote:*megaladon crushes the sub in one bite killing all inside*

theres another thread killer.

And I had a sub....

*is revived by flying spaghetti monster*
*Jumps up, cuts of megaladons head, and gets into anotehr sub*

That fixes that.

*megaladon swims under all the ships in DG fleet ripping holes in the bottom of each one*

Damn it he changed it, it was that he got hit by the moon, and ouch
You see why im confused.

(Side note, im off to sleep, sadly i have to work tomorrow, and to think its supposed to be a day off, oh well time and half here i come, Cheers)

megaladon swims under all the ships in DG fleet ripping holes in the bottom of each one

You do know that they fly right? Kinda like in OGame or Astro Empires :/

and nite Ash sleep well ill be goin in a few minutes as well

I didnt know that oops *dives down to the bottom of the ocean and waits for the next fool to swim out here*

*sub surfaces inside one of the ships through hole in the bottom*
quick, repair this ship!
*commandeers ashes ship*
*laucnh the nuke!*
*laucnhes nuke*
*a mushroom cloud is seen over where the mandarin resteraunt was*
*Launch another!*
*Fires another nuke*
*megaladon explodes, taking the ship down with it*
*into the sub!*
*descends extremely deep*

we are already in the depths and you are dead

read back, im alive.
cant kill me that easy.
*spontaneously combusts*
Oh the irony!
*Dies a horrible death*

despite the lack of a captain, capos sub is blown apart by a single torpedo from the military rescue squad of .:SOULLESS:.'s (their a little lost)

*wakes up and recovers from censorship and drowning*

OMG! KEI!

*somehow evaporates water and gives kei CPR*

You're trying to save her!? All this time you have been wishing she would die or you could simply escape her and now you are saving her!? Dear lord have mercy on his soul!



Meanwhile....

*Jack appears on the horizon leading a large squadron of about 50 SU-37 Terminators*

*the markings on the side of the air craft indicate that they are the legendary Demon Squadron the best fighter pilots the world has ever seen and the best it may ever see*

she's calmed down now she's okay.

*soulless's lost military rescue team fires single tactical nuke from depths in sub, taking out all SU-37s*

meanwhile back under the ice...

wow, i feel like something horrible just happened... so many wasted jets...

*continues CPR*