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Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:12 am
by MajorLeeHurts
Nuto vixen wrote:
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Oh Kill take me and all my naq you handsome all powerful GOD

* throws self at Killtaculars feet*


You've just been kicked out of the Tauri race :evil:

You're probably better suited to a Asgard anyway 8)



Your not the boss of me :smt019

nor can you kick me out of anything :smt098

or determine who I am suited to be :smt076

*continues to pay homage to Kill*

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:22 pm
by Juliette
*saves the Thakallus symbiote and safely dumps it into a roadside pond*
That doesn't qualify as interference..
*hovers over Tauri battlefields*

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:29 pm
by lordernest
Hail the goa'uld and system lords who are once again building the almighty
goa'uld empire and BOW YOU INGRATEFUL TAURI SCUM BEFORE THE EMPIRE IS FORCED TO ONCE AGAIN SHOW WHY WE'RE YOUR GODS.
HAIL THE ORI AND SLA!

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:01 pm
by Legendary Apophis
I think roleplay was missing, here's a good way to revive it in this topic! :sge

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:44 pm
by ~Josh~
Why do snakes think theyre "gods"? I mean, Jesus (The REAL God) healed the sick, Herculese had super strength and speed, even the Ori have powers... but wait! -Everyone goes quiet- The snakes can turn their eyes yellow! ~Man in the back "So can cats"~


So the question is "Who are the real "gods" snakes or cats"




I hate them both but...

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:53 pm
by ~Josh~
All we had to do is put your wormy little bodies on a fish hook and wait for a bite. Really wasnt that hard

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:54 pm
by Reschef
Jack wrote:
ernest wrote:Hail the goa'uld and system lords who are once again building the almighty
goa'uld empire and BOW YOU INGRATEFUL TAURI SCUM BEFORE THE EMPIRE IS FORCED TO ONCE AGAIN SHOW WHY WE'RE YOUR GODS.
HAIL THE ORI AND SLA!

Ummm, hello, they're all dead.


hm? who is dead? the tauri?

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:00 pm
by ~Josh~
the ori?

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:06 pm
by Reschef
jg8er19 wrote:the ori?


many people seem to have forgotten, that we're playing SGW, not the Star Gate series. Have you ever checked the ascended server? I think the ori are not dead.

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:38 pm
by ~Josh~
Well, in that case "Coks gun"... or should I use a water gun?

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:45 pm
by Juliette
*ignores canon lover*

*sends messages of love and peace to the Ori*
*braces for impacts*

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:54 pm
by Legendary Apophis
jg8er19 wrote:Why do snakes think theyre "gods"? I mean, Jesus (The REAL God) healed the sick, Herculese had super strength and speed, even the Ori have powers... but wait! -Everyone goes quiet- The snakes can turn their eyes yellow! ~Man in the back "So can cats"~


So the question is "Who are the real "gods" snakes or cats"




I hate them both but...

Cats rock, that's why they were liked in Ancient Egypt, under the Pharaoh reigns.
As you said their eyes glow, making them better than stinky and behave-less other animals domesticated by humans.

Cats are to animals what Goa'ulds are to humans, above them for many reasons! :sge

And of course the Goa'uld being in top of all is Apophis! 8)

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:45 pm
by ~Josh~
And humans are to goauld what dogs are to cats, we bite, you scratch, we bark, you hiss, we win, you lose, its the circle of life.

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:47 pm
by Ra
jg8er19 wrote:And humans are to goauld what dogs are to cats, we bite, you scratch, we bark, you hiss, we win, you lose, its the circle of life.

I believe I made that a rough circle..

Re: Tauri scum bow before your God

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:09 pm
by Ash
Jack wrote:
jg8er19 wrote:And humans are to goauld what dogs are to cats, we bite, you scratch, we bark, you hiss, we win, you lose, its the circle of life.

:lol:
8)
Still going on eh, oh well i think it obvious where i stand