Re: funny pm
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:43 am
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Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.self professed computer nerd and his lair.... When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance.i wonder if this is the nutty old guy who lives down the street who throws rocks at the kids who walk too close.... A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.kinky.... As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.kinky..... I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" he must be refering to this songIf you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, wheew good thing i don't keep phone numbers on my computer isp's and cookies however.... then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore. kinky....
Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
MEZZANINE wrote:Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
OK I want some of what this guy is smoking, I like the Monty Pythons ref at the end though

Almost38 wrote:
"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\
omigod!! that's sooo poetic.. totally like...
" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
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[/quote]thaltek wrote:be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number,[color=#FFFF00][i] wheew good thing i don't keep phone numbers on my computer isp's and cookies however....
~FreeSpirit~ wrote:MEZZANINE wrote:Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
OK I want some of what this guy is smoking, I like the Monty Pythons ref at the end though
Ah another happy customer
Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
LOL thats awsome !!!
may I ask how you replied ?
Almost38 wrote:MajorLeeHurts wrote:Almost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
LOL thats awsome !!!
may I ask how you replied ?
"haha"