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This Nemesis. It blemishes the other Nemesis.
Get rid of it.

(Thunderous music, banging drums, god-like melodies spring forth...)
Suddenly, a booming deep voice emotes from the heavens:
Editorial note: Caps are for effect of god-like voice only...

HI, IM FROM NEMESIS, NOT THE NEMESIS FROM YOUR NEMESIS, BUT THE REAL NEMESIS... YOUR NEMESIS, BLEMISHES MY NEMESIS. MY NEMESIS CANNOT BE A BLEMISH, BUT WILL BLEMISH THE MEMESHISH OF THE BLEMISHISIS OF THE NEMESHISISHISES, OF THE MIGHTY MEMISHESSISHNESS OF THE??
Opps, what the frak was I saying?? Im so Imesis-ishing I cant remember...???

(Re-cue the music and drums, the god-like voice continues...)

NEVER FEAR, I REMEMBERISIS WHAT I WAS SAYINGSHISESH, I WILL WIPEISHESIS THE QUANTUM UNIVERSISIESHSIH WITH ANY OF YOU WHO DARE OPPOSEISHEISIS. I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL AND WOULD DO THINGS TO YOU BUT I WONT BECAUSE I WONT PLAY BECAUSE, WELL, I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT JUST BECAUSISES. I WILL MAKE POINTLESSISHISH THREATESISHESIS AND THEN NOT BACKISESS UPPISESIS WITH MY ID CAUSE I MAKE BIG THREATSISISESESSSESS AND.... ohhh nevermind.

You all get the pointesis, rightesis??

(Bad Affy, are you pointing out useless threats again?? Someone get Bad Affy away from the GD Forum and away from my keyboard... BAD Affy, Baaadddd Affy )

Its at a time like this when I really, really adore Kikaz, he always brings a big GD gun to a knife fight, not a load of farty hot air to a kissy-kissy verbal banterfest... 'Affy' 2009 Year of our lord...

Let us reminisce.

No lack of respect, just having a little fun with this Thread. I would think that many people would look at any duplication of a Main Alliance in Q as a form of Flattery? At least, I would not form a Q Alliance and use a Main Alliance name if I thought the Main Alliance were a bunch of blowhards and retards...

Even you would have to admit, coming over to a Q Forum and talking about everything you would do, blah, blah, blah, but then doing the big cop out of "I'm not gonna play though, Q is not that important..." etc. OK, then it should not have been important enough to post about in the first place? Right? The very fact it made someone inspired enough to type all those grand threats meant it struck a nerve somewhere.

I think the Q Nemesis guys overall are doing any Main Alliance proud, they seem to be a fierce group of Merc/Warring types and overall have held up the Nemesis name with honor and respect for the most part! And that is as serious as I can get in this Thread...

Respect to you guys in Main, some more respect if you come play in Q and show us what real Nemesis is all about, BUT, only fun and games if you post Threats to an entire Server and then tell us we don't matter... HAHA

(Affy starts the clanging bell, the Dancing Monkey does his jig once again... )

Affy you are truly a god living among us mere mortals as i never thought i would read the word

Affirmation wrote:MEMISHESSISHNESS SAYINGSHISESH, THE QUANTUM UNIVERSISIESHSIH

in a post have you considerd a change of career to motivational writer?

have you considerd a change of career to motivational writer?

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Well, Affy...Have you?

I wish you would. There could be a baby chapter on MEMISHESSISHNESS SAYINGSHISESH, THE QUANTUM UNIVERSISIESHSIH and a pocket dictionary of Affisms...Or perhaps a chapter making empty threats!?!?! Say you'll think about it?

Inyx wrote:

have you considerd a change of career to motivational writer?

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Well, Affy...Have you?

I wish you would. There could be a baby chapter on MEMISHESSISHNESS SAYINGSHISESH, THE QUANTUM UNIVERSISIESHSIH and a pocket dictionary of Affisms...Or perhaps a chapter making empty threats!?!?! Say you'll think about it?

For you...

I would lay down on the railroad tracks of the Q Universe, in front of a steam engine train full of foolish and fanciful devilish desires driven by Kikaz himself...

Until then I will be found "living in a Van DOWN by the river..."
Chris Farley... SNL - Rest in Peace sweet prince of insane Comedy!