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people say 'twenny' instead of twenTy, u-ni-ed instead of uniTed or any of those other lazy pronunciations.

people are so naive they refuse to see the blatant truth because they never think more than five seconds in front of their face or believe humans are actually a good species.

café customers respond to "large or small coffee?" with "yes please" or somehow miss many large signs indicating the location of the sugar (always on the tables) and to order all food down the opposite end. OR! Oh! How they seem to think a toasted tea cake is not food?

you have to sweep up an area that could easily be hoovered in half the time.

I am woken up before 10am on my day off by anything louder than a causal whisper. Screaming = death sentence.

people turn over a good TV show to watch sports. Good grief.

Semper wrote:...louder than a causal whisper.

...people think you've typo'd when you've clearly not.

-Goo™

...when you fault find a computer to try and find what it is that wont let your machine run, realising moments after giving up that it was one of the simplest issues.

...

~soul

when ppl come to live in this country and behave as if they were in theirs (and then go on to criticize everything irish).

Girls are so dramatic when something bad happens.