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Happy New Year

Happy New Years to allz my Q family, especially my absentee father who should take the coming of another New Year as one more chance to acknowledge me and become the loving nurturing father that every twisted/depraved Quantum addict would/should/could wish for. Thats right... I am talking to you - Kikaz. (The time has come for mending old fences, and closing old wounds... Dad!)

And to my former and future loyal Alliance mates, even those who try to sleep with Mrs. Affy every time I go out of town on a dispatch/install/upgrade/ business trip (Alucard110... ), those crazy UK farmers (Guild, DLT - stay awayz from the sheep, thats very Baaaaaaad! ), my beautiful and deadly SA Warrior princess (who wont let me have an affair with her Mum! ), and all you crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, CRAZY, long time Q players who have been around since Old man Affy was, well, Not necessarily 'old' man Affy,

Much Love, Happiness, Health, and Prosperity for the coming new Year!~!

At least we will all have ONE more good year before 2012 hits, when our blazing Sun reaches the suspected Peak of Solar Cycle 24, which is also the peak of another 50-60 year Cycle of Solar Cycles about to bombard earth with the worst solar magnetic radiation we have all experienced in our lifetimes since the Space age began in the late 1950s (yes, before even Old man Afferz wuz hatched...). Since the solar magnetism coming from solar flares and sunspots affects radio transmissions adversely, it could/will have significant impacts on telecommunications, air traffic, power grids and GPS systems (And don't forget the Northern Lights!) With our crack-addiction like reliance on cell phones and satellites, it will be those whose livelihoods and finances DON"T rely upon wireless transmissions who will most likely survive to see 2013...

But, never worry, because I know since we can all get along so famously on something as insignificant to life as a MMORPG, and the Forums for same, we will EASILY survive the worldwide panic, shortages, and chaos caused by the interruptions of our world communications and financial networks in 2012?? Right? (Dogs and Cats, sleeping together... Mass Hysteria! )

So, Happy New Year 2011, I will be spending 2012 mostly in Bad-Affy's underground dungeon of depravity (many of you are aware of it...) but, did you know that Old Man River Afferz had it hardened against solar Magnetic radiation, outfitting it like a Nuclear Fallout shelter, and making my bunker self-sustaining for up to 18 months?? (that's 6 full Q Eras for you math Frak-tards... ) So, I will emerge from the Chaos with my stored Gold in hand, fatter, lazier, and even more depraved than I am now after foregoing my beloved DirecTV satellite service for 18 months and spending it instead watching reruns from my porno collection and amateur home videos (and sick stuff you guys have sent me, yeah Marty, I'm talking to you my sick animal lover...). Meh, not a bad way to avoid Chaos...

But, I love you all, (even Kikaz), hope all my international friends survive 2012, pray for my American brethren to survive our growing political divide and polarized hatred for all things Red and Blue (and that we will instead concentrate on things that really matter like homelessness, hungry children both here AND abroad, and get out of the 'World Moral Policing' business on conflicts that began 4 CENTURIES before Betsy 'friggin' Ross gave George Washington his first hand-job flag, essentially bring our US servicemen and women home and out of the world's business... Duhhh) and I look forward to coming back Online and playing Q with you all on the newly rebuilt (and solar flare hardened) new Internet for Era 36 or thereabouts!!

I don't wish for much, just for all people to follow the most common of religious tenants that is in one form of another in almost every creed, code, and religion (In mine known as "The Golden Rule") which is to simply "do undo to others as you would have done unto you"...

Simple, right? HAHAHA But, alas, it will never be because even in our beloved Q game, only the pacifists would luv the pacifists, the massers would only mass other massers, and the Noobs would only, well, NOOB other Noobs and then where would the fun in THAT be??

Cheers and a fun-loving 2011,
Affy
(And Bad-Affy)

Naquadah: 24,631 billion out again get it whilst its hot !!



and affy all i have to say is ...............

tyvm

Guild, don't forget to ascend so that people can steal more at once
Or don't

Affirmation wrote:Happy New Years to allz my Q family, especially my absentee father who should take the coming of another New Year as one more chance to acknowledge me and become the loving nurturing father that every twisted/depraved Quantum addict would/should/could wish for. Thats right... I am talking to you - Kikaz. (The time has come for mending old fences, and closing old wounds... Dad!)

And to my former and future loyal Alliance mates, even those who try to sleep with Mrs. Affy every time I go out of town on a dispatch/install/upgrade/ business trip (Alucard110... ), those crazy UK farmers (Guild, DLT - stay awayz from the sheep, thats very Baaaaaaad! ), my beautiful and deadly SA Warrior princess (who wont let me have an affair with her Mum! ), and all you crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, CRAZY, long time Q players who have been around since Old man Affy was, well, Not necessarily 'old' man Affy,

Much Love, Happiness, Health, and Prosperity for the coming new Year!~!

At least we will all have ONE more good year before 2012 hits, when our blazing Sun reaches the suspected Peak of Solar Cycle 24, which is also the peak of another 50-60 year Cycle of Solar Cycles about to bombard earth with the worst solar magnetic radiation we have all experienced in our lifetimes since the Space age began in the late 1950s (yes, before even Old man Afferz wuz hatched...). Since the solar magnetism coming from solar flares and sunspots affects radio transmissions adversely, it could/will have significant impacts on telecommunications, air traffic, power grids and GPS systems (And don't forget the Northern Lights!) With our crack-addiction like reliance on cell phones and satellites, it will be those whose livelihoods and finances DON"T rely upon wireless transmissions who will most likely survive to see 2013...

But, never worry, because I know since we can all get along so famously on something as insignificant to life as a MMORPG, and the Forums for same, we will EASILY survive the worldwide panic, shortages, and chaos caused by the interruptions of our world communications and financial networks in 2012?? Right? (Dogs and Cats, sleeping together... Mass Hysteria! )

So, Happy New Year 2011, I will be spending 2012 mostly in Bad-Affy's underground dungeon of depravity (many of you are aware of it...) but, did you know that Old Man River Afferz had it hardened against solar Magnetic radiation, outfitting it like a Nuclear Fallout shelter, and making my bunker self-sustaining for up to 18 months?? (that's 6 full Q Eras for you math Frak-tards... ) So, I will emerge from the Chaos with my stored Gold in hand, fatter, lazier, and even more depraved than I am now after foregoing my beloved DirecTV satellite service for 18 months and spending it instead watching reruns from my porno collection and amateur home videos (and sick stuff you guys have sent me, yeah Marty, I'm talking to you my sick animal lover...). Meh, not a bad way to avoid Chaos...

But, I love you all, (even Kikaz), hope all my international friends survive 2012, pray for my American brethren to survive our growing political divide and polarized hatred for all things Red and Blue (and that we will instead concentrate on things that really matter like homelessness, hungry children both here AND abroad, and get out of the 'World Moral Policing' business on conflicts that began 4 CENTURIES before Betsy 'friggin' Ross gave George Washington his first hand-job flag, essentially bring our US servicemen and women home and out of the world's business... Duhhh) and I look forward to coming back Online and playing Q with you all on the newly rebuilt (and solar flare hardened) new Internet for Era 36 or thereabouts!!

I don't wish for much, just for all people to follow the most common of religious tenants that is in one form of another in almost every creed, code, and religion (In mine known as "The Golden Rule") which is to simply "do undo to others as you would have done unto you"...

Simple, right? HAHAHA But, alas, it will never be because even in our beloved Q game, only the pacifists would luv the pacifists, the massers would only mass other massers, and the Noobs would only, well, NOOB other Noobs and then where would the fun in THAT be??

Cheers and a fun-loving 2011,
Affy
(And Bad-Affy)

Affy..you gotta be the funniest bloke on this forum.

dastupy wrote:Guild, don't forget to ascend so that people can steal more at once
Or don't

do you get more naq per turn when traded when u ascend ?

SÅTÅN 666 wrote:
Affy..you gotta be the funniest bloke on this forum.

Naahhh, its:

Viagra + Geritol + Crown Royal = Forum Stupidity...

nah the best part of about affy is he isn't kidding.

The sad part is, atleast half of what he said made sense..

I think i'm going to go have a drink

Awww

I ugh L... I don't dislike you son..?

Kikaz wrote:Awww

I ugh L... I don't dislike you son..?

How sweet

Eärendil wrote:Affy for Q player of the year!

Yeah, I'd vote for that Knob...

Kikaz wrote:Awww

I ugh L... I don't dislike you son..?

Dad?? Is that you???? Mom and I are finshed the plowin and tendin the flock, when ya comin home Pa??

What was this Thread about???

Guild wrote:

dastupy wrote:Guild, don't forget to ascend so that people can steal more at once
Or don't

do you get more naq per turn when traded when u ascend ?

Nah, but they can steal more naq / turn from you depending on your ascended status

Naquadah: 34,204 billion


naq out for everyone !!

dasputy , im slowly ascendin then