Real men don't shave
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Re: Real men don't shave
ye we got civilized 2k years ago but we still use knives to shave just for the show as for shaving cream it was invented in the new world to prevent cutting due to lack of real men
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Lithium wrote:he was talkin bout me and remembering the days i was massing him wit one finger
Guild wrote:is that the same finger you stick up your bum ?
Lithium wrote:no its the one who gave u life
Field Marshall wrote:Lith put his finger up his bum and Guild arrived?
I wish that was genuinely true
Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Agreed that was the funnies **Filtered** ive read here!Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
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Re: Real men don't shave
Just because there are no real men in Europe today doesn't mean it was always like that.
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All monsters think you can fuss with this
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Re: Real men don't shave
[BoT] Jack wrote:Just because there are no real men in Europe today doesn't mean it was always like that.
But you've already shown to me that your not a real man by discussing shaving like a women does, soooooooooo at the end of the day your opinion doesn't mean alot to me as real men really just don't care.
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Re: Real men don't shave
competition one
2 presumpted real mens shall shave without cream in webcam
2 presumpted real mens shall shave without cream in webcam
Previously on GateWars Forum
The orgin of Guild
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Lithium wrote:he was talkin bout me and remembering the days i was massing him wit one finger
Guild wrote:is that the same finger you stick up your bum ?
Lithium wrote:no its the one who gave u life
Field Marshall wrote:Lith put his finger up his bum and Guild arrived?
I wish that was genuinely true
Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Agreed that was the funnies **Filtered** ive read here!Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
Im sure JT is enjoying this thread , if he isnt hes in a coma !
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Re: Real men don't shave
Lithium wrote:competition one
2 presumpted real mens shall shave without cream in webcam
Real men don't have webcams.
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The presence or lack thereof of webcams is not a condition of manliness.
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Malx wrote:Make kids not cancer!
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[BoT] Jack wrote:The presence or lack thereof of webcams is not a condition of manliness.
~Thamuz~ wrote:But you've already shown to me that your not a real man by discussing shaving like a women does, soooooooooo at the end of the day your opinion doesn't mean alot to me as real men really just don't care.
We've already established that your opinion doesn't matter.
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Re: Real men don't shave
well use a tech mirror
Previously on GateWars Forum
The orgin of Guild
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Lithium wrote:he was talkin bout me and remembering the days i was massing him wit one finger
Guild wrote:is that the same finger you stick up your bum ?
Lithium wrote:no its the one who gave u life
Field Marshall wrote:Lith put his finger up his bum and Guild arrived?
I wish that was genuinely true
Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
MajorLeeHurts wrote:Agreed that was the funnies **Filtered** ive read here!Lithium wrote:oooo why there isnt any emo for this one , id have dropped of chair dead
Im sure JT is enjoying this thread , if he isnt hes in a coma !
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Re: Real men don't shave
~Thamuz~ wrote:[BoT] Jack wrote:The presence or lack thereof of webcams is not a condition of manliness.~Thamuz~ wrote:But you've already shown to me that your not a real man by discussing shaving like a women does, soooooooooo at the end of the day your opinion doesn't mean alot to me as real men really just don't care.
We've already established that your opinion doesn't matter.
Just like a woman to ignore the voice of a real man.
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Re: Real men don't shave
You're absolutely right, I am woman.
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Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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Re: Real men don't shave
Truth is shaving is part of social acceptance as well as personal preference.
There are many jobs that you simply would not get with a beard, just like you wouldnt get them with visible tattoo's or piercings. These expectations and prejudgements on appearance are leftover from the old status and class days like wearing a suit and tie, having short hair etc. If you consider being a 'real men' to be outdoor or manual labor workers then your welcome to be a 'real man', I'll sit in my AirCon office laughing at you in the winter and getting a bigger salary all year round.
On the personal preference side, beards like all other area's of personal presentation and appearance have been manipulated by the media, adverts, TV and magazines determine what we think is attractive to the opposite sex, and commercial interests want us to shave so we have to buy more products.
Coming back to the personal grooming side, many men do those silly goatees, shaped beards, trimmed beards and they spend a hell of a lot more time grooming that men who simply have a clean shave, so on the basis of time spent grooming themselves these bearded men are far less 'real men' than those clean shaven. By this time spent grooming themselves rule only men with shaggy unkempt beards would be 'real men' so it's clearly a stupid way to judge.
There are many jobs that you simply would not get with a beard, just like you wouldnt get them with visible tattoo's or piercings. These expectations and prejudgements on appearance are leftover from the old status and class days like wearing a suit and tie, having short hair etc. If you consider being a 'real men' to be outdoor or manual labor workers then your welcome to be a 'real man', I'll sit in my AirCon office laughing at you in the winter and getting a bigger salary all year round.
On the personal preference side, beards like all other area's of personal presentation and appearance have been manipulated by the media, adverts, TV and magazines determine what we think is attractive to the opposite sex, and commercial interests want us to shave so we have to buy more products.
Coming back to the personal grooming side, many men do those silly goatees, shaped beards, trimmed beards and they spend a hell of a lot more time grooming that men who simply have a clean shave, so on the basis of time spent grooming themselves these bearded men are far less 'real men' than those clean shaven. By this time spent grooming themselves rule only men with shaggy unkempt beards would be 'real men' so it's clearly a stupid way to judge.
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Re: Real men don't shave
Grooming time spent has nothing to do with what makes a real man. Afterall, even men must groom themselves. Grooming only becomes an issue when you spend excessive amounts of time do so.
Besides this, I trim my beard only once every two to three weeks, it is far from looking like an unkept beard. So then I ask you; how do I spend more time grooming my beard than someone that does so daily in order to maintain a clean appearance?
Besides this, I trim my beard only once every two to three weeks, it is far from looking like an unkept beard. So then I ask you; how do I spend more time grooming my beard than someone that does so daily in order to maintain a clean appearance?
Ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Me have 25 years in the monster biz
All monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
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