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Re: SGW Smut?

Mathlord wrote:Why don't I get sex ads :(

I'm smutty enough I swears it!


he really is...

hehe :P

@ff - jealous!!!
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Re: SGW Smut?

ƒëmmë ƒatalë wrote:
RoKeT wrote:you think thats bad I just saw boobies on a you tube video :shock: :shock: :shock:

Rick Ross be that Pimp :shock: breakin even youtubes rules lmao


[-X lover that breaks our agreement [-(

meh if I want to see boobies I just look down :-D


Well if you ever need a second opinion :smt047

Math, here you go:

(.)(.)

e-boobies for everyone!
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E=Mc2*SGW = ( ( U = A*S*S ) + ( JT + $$$ + E*G*O ) ) + ( FS = AWESOME + Infinity ). Therefor FS -> DDE :D
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Re: SGW Smut?

xDaku wrote:
ƒëmmë ƒatalë wrote:meh if I want to see boobies I just look down :-D
Well if you ever need a second opinion :smt047
Gold. Pure gold. :lol:
I often mistake my friend's for my own. And vice versa.


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xDaku wrote:Math, here you go:
(.)(.)
e-boobies for everyone!
Better ones: (rule-checked) :smt050 [spoiler]Image[/spoiler]
And then there are bouncing tits. (rule-checked; do be careful) :smt018
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Re: SGW Smut?

Judging from the responses to this thread, I'd say they're spot on with their target market.
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Mordack wrote:Judging from the responses to this thread, I'd say they're spot on with their target market.
Porn advertisements on an online game.
How much more ON target do you think ads CAN be? :-D
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"I'm sorry, nice but potentially unreal online lady, but I prefer to take my sexual frustration out on the System Lords Alliance."
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Mordack wrote:"I'm sorry, nice but potentially unreal online lady, but I prefer to take my sexual frustration out on the System Lords Alliance."
Wise man. :smt058 Broker me and I'll send you random pics from the internet instead. :shock:
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Re: SGW Smut?

Ooo mathlord's gonna be very happy indeed lol
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Easy^ wrote: I am sorry if my shadow is too awesome for you to stand in.
E
MEZZANINE wrote:
Oooo I like higher math

E=Mc2*SGW = ( ( U = A*S*S ) + ( JT + $$$ + E*G*O ) ) + ( FS = AWESOME + Infinity ). Therefor FS -> DDE :D
Yyith wrote:Yyith says:
thats why women have small feet
get closer to the sink
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Mezzanine wrote:Picture a hot summers day, sitting on the grass ( maybe smoking it too lol ), sun shining, cool breeze, cold beer, beautiful lady, perfect Serenity

Now picture your worst nightmare, the grass turned into trenches of mud, rain drenching you, ice winds, down to rations, surrounded by death and destruction

Turning your dreams into nightmares is what we do, heed this warning and pass it on, else you will forget your serenity forever

Blood in 2012 - Updated 1st Sep, 2012:
Spoiler
Attack Soldiers killed: 32,934,122
Defence Soldiers killed: 17,810,494
Attack Supers killed: 777,708,800
Defence Supers killed: 1,004,092,379
Spy Killers killed: 301,726,911
Spies Killed: 1,223,520,310
Total: 3,357,793,016

Raiders lost: 5,324,560
Guards lost: 14,223,773
Super Soldiers lost: 907,918,161
Super Guards lost: 654,870,558
Undercover Agents lost: 411,831,764
Assassin lost: 269,766,078
Total: 2,263,934,894
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Re: SGW Smut?

lol when i see that one which comes all the damn time i get annoyed at how annoying the slogan is #-o theres something wrong with em i'm sure 8-[
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There's an extension for Chrome made by Google which opts you out of their targeted advertising system. I used it because I was sick of seeing Wonga adverts, and it seems to do the trick, I have a much more diverse range of adverts now. No smut just yet though. ;)
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Re: SGW Smut?

Juliette wrote:
Mordack wrote:"I'm sorry, nice but potentially unreal online lady, but I prefer to take my sexual frustration out on the System Lords Alliance."
Wise man. :smt058 Broker me and I'll send you random pics from the internet instead. :shock:


wait, we're getting pics of juliette? i have a couple k AT i might be willing to invest into this >_>
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Re: SGW Smut?

If I can clearly see her boobs I'm willing to make a good naq investment (10t+). :smt047
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People didn't read the small lines.. :smt110
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:O!

You guys are all perverts!
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Re: SGW Smut?

Juliette wrote:
xDaku wrote:
ƒëmmë ƒatalë wrote:meh if I want to see boobies I just look down :-D
Well if you ever need a second opinion :smt047
Gold. Pure gold. :lol:
I often mistake my friend's for my own. And vice versa.

xDaku wrote:Math, here you go:
(.)(.)
e-boobies for everyone!
Better ones: (rule-checked) :smt050

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