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Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:01 pm
by Dubby_CompGamerGeek2
Gaius wrote:Some of my needs are within the list, some are not.. I'll rank my needs.
#1.0 Wife
#1.5 Coffee (in the morning)
#2.0 Alcohol (beer or vodka preferred, never mix two drinks.)
#3.0 Philosophical argue (anywhere, any time)
#4.0 Sarcasm (or irony)
#5.0 Food
#6.0 Sex (preferably with females)
The most important need is ranked with 1, the least important need is ranked with 6. I know, I'm weird.
Sleep is optional for me.. coffee does it.
Femme, your two poems only show that men are more realistic than women, and that women are both extremely lazy, extremely pretentious, and above all they want a man who can put up with their moms (what the hell?).
Females want all kinds of stuff in a man.
Males' opinion:
Are you a girl? Good.
Can you order pizza? Great.
Got tits? Amazing.
Your eyebrows and eye lashes - you got a pair of them? Marvelous.
Are you at least remotely beautiful? Don't matter, I can put a bag over your face.
Again, that is all that some men want, and it looks like you are largely agreeing with Femme on Men... much to my dismay.
As for Corran... um, wrong thread much?
I don't know what you are on about...
They probably want you dead too.
I much prefer tolerance and inclusiveness myself.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:07 pm
by Psi Kiya Trist
my number one wasn't on the list, so i went for the most important that is on the list.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 pm
by Gaius
Well Dubby, no one should ever take all of my words literally.
What I meant is that men are generally more realistic, and can do with what they get. Women always want more, no matter what they got.
And I think Corran's post was an answer to the question of "What more could a man ask for?", which is the title of this forum thread topic thing (I'm still not 100% sure which is thread and which is topic)
Wasn't Psychiatrist purple?
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:27 pm
by Psyko
Gaius wrote:Some of my needs are within the list, some are not.. I'll rank my needs.
#1.0 Wife
#1.5 Coffee (in the morning)
#2.0 Alcohol (beer or vodka preferred, never mix two drinks.)
#3.0 Philosophical argue (anywhere, any time)
#4.0 Sarcasm (or irony)
#5.0 Food
#6.0 Sex (preferably with females)
The most important need is ranked with 1, the least important need is ranked with 6. I know, I'm weird.
Sleep is optional for me.. coffee does it.
Femme, your two poems only show that men are more realistic than women, and that women are both extremely lazy, extremely pretentious, and above all they want a man who can put up with their moms (what the hell?).
Females want all kinds of stuff in a man.
Males' opinion:
Are you a girl? Good.
Can you order pizza? Great.
Got tits? Amazing.
Your eyebrows and eye lashes - you got a pair of them? Marvelous.
Are you at least remotely beautiful? Don't matter, I can put a bag over your face.
My opinion:
Are you male? Good.
Can you cook for yourself? Great.
Got penis? Amazing.
Do you understand sarcasm? Marvelous.
Will you willingly put up with my **Filtered**? You damn well better if you expect me to put up with yours.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:49 pm
by Jack
Gaius wrote:Well Dubby, no one should ever take all of my words literally.
What I meant is that men are generally more realistic, and can do with what they get. Women always want more, no matter what they got.
And I think Corran's post was an answer to the question of "What more could a man ask for?", which is the title of this forum thread topic thing (I'm still not 100% sure which is thread and which is topic)
Wasn't Psychiatrist purple?
So very true. Nothing is ever good enough for a woman.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:43 am
by Z E R O
Probably a tie between food sex and sleep.
You're missing guns, cars and money. This is a man poll, after all.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:41 am
by Jack
Who needs money when you have everything else?
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:41 am
by Dmonix
Z E R O wrote:Probably a tie between food sex and sleep.
You're missing guns, cars and money. This is a man poll, after all.
CARS!!!
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:59 am
by Noobert
I put what I could think of at the time.
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:54 am
by Corran Horne
tanks! (there's a lot of traffic here around 5-ish.. i really could use one..)
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:56 am
by RoKeT
I'd personally go crazy without music more then anything...
I know I'm such a manly man!
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:19 am
by Corran Horne
right... so nobody wants to defend postman pat? good...
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:00 am
by MEZZANINE
ƒëmmë ƒatalë wrote:THE WOMAN POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks..
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
THE MAN POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to Take me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme a bit and I don't give a *filtered*
Sexist !!!
The female version seems familiar, but the male one is way off base, I hate fishing, dont like golf, prefer handfulls to big boobs and if a woman is deaf how will she hear me asking for my dinner ?
Best things in life
Sex
Food
Drugs ( this includes sigs and booze dont pretend different )
Cuggles ( yes men like them too )
Music
Movies/TV/Comedy
Slobbing about in your boxersorts / scratching & such
In my youth I would have added fast cars/bikes, clubbing all night and the occasional punch up but kinda grew out of those
Worst things in life
Work
Shopping
Clothes ( fashion BS )
Responsibility
Time
Healthy stuff
We will tolerate and even lie about the worst things to get some of the best things
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:08 am
by Drought
MEZZANINE wrote:Best things in life
Sex
Food
Worst things in life
Shopping
Do the worst thing once or twice a month, and the best things come at higher regular interval ...
Plus, as an extra, you get to be picky with her lingerie
Re: What more could a man ask for?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:31 pm
by Mordack
Disappointed that I'm the first person to pick alcohol.