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~Dä Vinci~ wrote:might have to join i could do with abit of training myself

Go ride someone elses wake noob

lol they aint dead yet

Lord Katsumoto's armies, fat from nearly 2 years of hibernation were called upon once again. LK and his trusty Catsupmotor determined a planet from the realm of Thadious belonged in LK's homeworld. Catsupmotor seized the planet, and was subsequently informed that he and the DDE were now enemies to the EOB. Diplomatic efforts failed and Lord Katsumoto and his massive war machine launched a preemptive strike. After millions died on both sides and the smoke cleared, only three opponents were destroyed, and one has already rebuilt. Lord Hell Down's sidekick Hell Bound was formidable, but in the end, it was no match for Catsupmotor. Lord Hell Down lost a defense of over 9 trill, dark hunter lost his defense of over 5 trillion and warwick's defense of 17 trillion were all laid to waste.

After the defenses fell, covert agents were rounded up and executed. Anti Covert has always been a major weakness for Lord Katsumoto, but after training his entire army in the arts of AC, he was able to find and eliminate the spies of warwick.

With 32 trillion power remaining, they manage to eliminate 6180000 of warwick's covert agents. Whoops

Not a peep from the other side, other than a few love letters. But that is to be expected since Lord Katsumoto ran to ppt. Some from the peanut gallery may say, coward, you run from a training alliance, but Lord Katsumoto knows, 17 against one, even a training alliance are tough odds. The last letter from Lord Hell Down's courier said,

Hey man what's the problem I guess you would like a war so you and me unless you are good enough to take 4 of us at once up to you

4 of you at once, that's all you have to offer? Lord Katsumoto vehemently rejects your offer, and chooses war with all of the Greed of Briton.

Lord Katsumoto with the official war declaration, on behalf of Catsupmotor, and his massive war machine, reporting for the DDE empire.

That is all.

hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.

Bada-bing, bada-moto.

~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.

I received several messages from the alliance, doubt they're inactives. Just trying to ease back into the game, you don't like my story? Don't bother posting your useless comments.

pick on someone who will fight back not training alliances.. im sure your about to get whats comeing to u

Lord Katsumoto wrote:

~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.

I received several messages from the alliance, doubt they're inactives. Just trying to ease back into the game, you don't like my story? Don't bother posting your useless comments.

Watch out, you will be sniped by one of those mysterious accounts for your comments

wondering were that deluded mind of ure has gone jt i dn't need to hide behind fake names like some people do.

~Dä Vinci~ wrote:pick on someone who will fight back not training alliances.. im sure your about to get whats comeing to u

As I said, they've said they want to fight back. Let them fight. You want another war I'll be happy to oblige you once I'm done with GoB. They asked for this war, not me. I'm happy to give them what they want.

ow if they asked for it in the first place then i apologize thought you massed first...

Lord Katsumoto wrote:

~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.

I received several messages from the alliance, doubt they're inactives. Just trying to ease back into the game, you don't like my story? Don't bother posting your useless comments.

I liked your story even though I think what you did was foolish

I will clarify. they did want to war but they had multiple people who wanted to inflict pain on LK so i told them pick one of them to fight against him or go for it all and mass us and we will all have fun. they took to long to decide so LK decided for them

Lord Katsumoto wrote:Lord Katsumoto's armies, fat from nearly 2 years of hibernation were called upon once again. LK and his trusty Catsupmotor determined a planet from the realm of Thadious belonged in LK's homeworld. Catsupmotor seized the planet, and was subsequently informed that he and the DDE were now enemies to the EOB. Diplomatic efforts failed and Lord Katsumoto and his massive war machine launched a preemptive strike. After millions died on both sides and the smoke cleared, only three opponents were destroyed, and one has already rebuilt. Lord Hell Down's sidekick Hell Bound was formidable, but in the end, it was no match for Catsupmotor. Lord Hell Down lost a defense of over 9 trill, dark hunter lost his defense of over 5 trillion and warwick's defense of 17 trillion were all laid to waste.

After the defenses fell, covert agents were rounded up and executed. Anti Covert has always been a major weakness for Lord Katsumoto, but after training his entire army in the arts of AC, he was able to find and eliminate the spies of warwick.

With 32 trillion power remaining, they manage to eliminate 6180000 of warwick's covert agents. Whoops

Not a peep from the other side, other than a few love letters. But that is to be expected since Lord Katsumoto ran to ppt. Some from the peanut gallery may say, coward, you run from a training alliance, but Lord Katsumoto knows, 17 against one, even a training alliance are tough odds. The last letter from Lord Hell Down's courier said,

Hey man what's the problem I guess you would like a war so you and me unless you are good enough to take 4 of us at once up to you

4 of you at once, that's all you have to offer? Lord Katsumoto vehemently rejects your offer, and chooses war with all of the Greed of Briton.

Lord Katsumoto with the official war declaration, on behalf of Catsupmotor, and his massive war machine, reporting for the DDE empire.

That is all.

This , without all the noob bashing, is one of the most entertaining posts I have read in quite a while. If massing brings more along these lines mass more LK!

Thats funny took to long to reply none the less see you when you drop . And the choice was goven 1vs1 or a team vendetta after that we were massed and then the thread of thos vendetta so leys not confuse it lets have some fun.


Lord hell down