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Re: World War Lulz

How about me vs your entire side.
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Re: World War Lulz

Jedi~Tank wrote:How about me vs your entire side.

Why on earth would I ever want to do a 1 v 1 against you? :smt017

Have you been practicing and recently gained some skill or something?! :smt115 :o

Does DDE wish not to participate? :(
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: World War Lulz

Kikaz wrote:
Jedi~Tank wrote:How about me vs your entire side.

Why on earth would I ever want to do a 1 v 1 against you? :smt017

Have you been practicing and recently gained some skill or something?! :smt115 :o

Does DDE wish not to participate? :(


No DDE is not going to participate in a multi alliance vs 1 player...whatever. 1v1 will suffice..and is skill actually needed? If you dont wanna then just say "I dont wanna" :roll:
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Re: World War Lulz

Has DDE actually participated in any war since you took over Charlie? ;)


Also I must appologize to my only team mate, Schendfulblackman was insulted at the 1 v 1 notion then he called me a jew. :(
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: World War Lulz

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Kikaz wrote:Has DDE actually participated in any war since you took over Charlie? ;)


Also I must appologize to my only team mate, Schendfulblackman was insulted at the 1 v 1 notion then he called me a jew. :(


That's a pretty stupid question lol.

I'd say good luck, but the lulz had will be too much for one side for luck to have any role. So, have fun peeps. ;)
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Kikaz wrote:Has DDE actually participated in any war since you took over Charlie? ;)


In case you hadnt noticed DDE are in a team war RIGHT NOW, they have also had a dozen or more vendys, 2-v-2s etc this year

1 Person ( with a $tonking account )-v-Alliance, or several alliance, just means 1 person getting lots of kills and 99% of the players in the alliances having nothing to retaliate against, so participation for most is not even an option.

If ya got skills, you fight even matched battles against accounts close in power to your own

If ya just want cheap easy kills mostly on accounts way below your own in power you do a 'Harch style look at me' thread like this one [-X
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Re: World War Lulz

MEZZANINE wrote:'Harch style look at me' thread like this one [-X


:smt043 :smt043 :smt043
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Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
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Re: World War Lulz

Kikaz wrote:Has DDE actually participated in any war since you took over Name removed by request of user.? ;)


Also I must appologize to my only team mate, Schendfulblackman was insulted at the 1 v 1 notion then he called me a jew. :(

Ya Id say, more than most alliances combined in their history. But ummm just a couple :roll:

Actually, ill drop tags in april, and role play the 2008 warmonger of the the year and war every dam body all by my lonesome..I bet that will gain me some notorioty. ;)
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Re: World War Lulz

MEZZANINE wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Has DDE actually participated in any war since you took over Name removed by request of user.? ;)


In case you hadnt noticed DDE are in a team war RIGHT NOW, they have also had a dozen or more vendys, 2-v-2s etc this year

1 Person ( with a $tonking account )-v-Alliance, or several alliance, just means 1 person getting lots of kills and 99% of the players in the alliances having nothing to retaliate against, so participation for most is not even an option.

If ya got skills, you fight even matched battles against accounts close in power to your own

If ya just want cheap easy kills mostly on accounts way below your own in power you do a 'Harch style look at me' thread like this one [-X

You obviously didn't catch the sarcasm or joke which was intended for JT. I obviously know they war, I was at war with them when I sold my account. I was allied with them for years. I planned massings with them..

Where did I say I wasn't going to build Mezz, where did I say I was only going to mass? Where did I say I'd refuse an onliner from anyone? Where did I say I was only going to build huge defenses? Where did I say I was only going after the smaller accounts? Where did I say I was only going to build small defenses? Where is my '$tonking account' as this one is rather small or the same size compared to just about every account it just declared war on.


MEZZANINE wrote:Well thats most of the top 10 ranked..... but not all, whatsmatter, TL, MH & LV to scary for ya :smt019

Most of the above are already in wars, the two not will be by next week anyways lol


I didn't pick any of the alliances based on rank, if any of the top 10 alliances feel slighted they're welcome to join in.

First off let's address the 3 alliances you listed.

The Legion - I have spent half of my gatewars career at war with them, and the other half on their side and even some time inside of them ( :-" ) [and by them I'm going back pre-TL days and more TLE/TF/CFE days] I've had no problems with any of them since our last war apart from one of them stealing repair NAQ while I was massing in my last war. - There is no lulz to be had here. Every insult we could think of towards each other has already been said and repeated. They've massed my biggest and smallest defenses, and I there's.. In other words I want new opponents, not ones that I've already become bored of.

MaYHeM - Spent a few years here, my only true home I ever found in this game, tolerated all my **Filtered**, went to war for me, voted me to High Council and later let Feri and I take it over when the rest of the High Council had real life issues to sort out and could no longer be active during a very heated war. I helped build this alliance into what it is today and it helped build me into the player I am today. (Sorta on that last part, I had already been tainted beyond help by the time I joined them but they taught me new ways to fight, and later I did the same for them)

~Leaf Village~ - The only alliance I ever had fun in, while at the same time never going to war while being in it. Gotta give them props for that.

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Now lets get to the Chosen Eight!

Tauri Alliance
TÅTS
TÅÅE - Chosen for continued attacks after I left the war, and several very rude messages I didn't appreciate during and after the war. (Not referring to the messages today immediately before this topic) I've counted you guys as friends and allies for several years, warred Omega along side you guys for a short time and then sold the 2nd best account in the game at the time for 1/4th of what I had been offered for it to one of your members, whereas I could have sold it to your enemy at the same time for a higher offer. I probably should have, I daresay would have gotten much more use than it seems to have gotten since I left.

I also messaged math before I joined the war, and told him I had just bought an account in Omega and was going to stay in the war for 1 week and then went 24 hours without attacking after my intentions had been made clear, yes I understand you didn't agree with it, I have my own MSN logs, I kept it friendly the entire time and even stuck to only massing Math after he complained I was only massing his noobs and to come after him instead. Also Math as to your quote on MSN earlier, I've only surrendered once in my GateWars career, and it was not to TAF and neither was it because I had been bested.

TL;DR:
Yes, I joined an alliance I had been at war with when I left the game. Yes, it was still at war with my friends. Was I disrespectful at all towards TAF during this war? No.


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α Allegiance - Chosen for booting me from the war with 140 mill strike supers still at least give a heads up. :mad: [-( Granted I was going to leave at market reset that same day but with a lot less supers. I could post other reasons but lets deal with the now.


~RiCoS_WÅrLoRdS~ - Chosen for several reasons. Harch constantly asking me to join, been allied with you guys for years in the past, never warred against each other yet, Duck Dodgers has farmed me 21 times in 2 days, admittedly I have no defense currently.


THE DARK DOMINIUM™ - Due to real life reasons our last war was cut dramatically short, shorter than this war is scheduled for and I'm still holding grudges for the reason why I declared the last war.

Forgotten Serenity™ - Okay okay you got me Mezz, For the Lulz, duh! 8-[
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: World War Lulz

Who cares lulz. :roll:

Oh and yes we have warred Ricos, on a few occassions. The only significant alliances we have never warred is Mayhem and Oe.
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Re: World War Lulz

Jedi~Tank wrote:Actually, ill drop tags in april, and role play the 2008 warmonger of the the year and war every dam body all by my lonesome..I bet that will gain me some notorioty. ;)

Who cares about notoriety?

Both of us obtained it on this game years ago..

I'm leaving until November, I decided to declare war on every alliance I have an issue with right now, big or small, for five days. Lest I completely forget I had any issues in November.

Each alliance is welcome to let this be the end of our hostilities or be pissed off and try and sit on me forever when I return. I really don't care.

Either way, I will be on vacation mode on Wednesday.

Jedi~Tank wrote:Who cares lulz. :roll:

Oh and yes we have warred Ricos, on a few occassions. The only significant alliances we have never warred is Mayhem and Oe.

Who said anything about DDE warring Rico's?
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: World War Lulz

*lobes an original and witty insult at Kikaz*

there take that ...

*watches Kikaz fall down laughing*

strike 1 for team FS

BOOYAH!!!
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Go .. eh. Everyone? Go everyone! :D
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