Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:32 pm
OMG thats halarious!!! thx for the blooper...
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:55 pm
lol that blooper is great
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:25 pm
O'Neill: I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
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O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
gotta love the one liners
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Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!
Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.
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Urgo: I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie."
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Jackson: "I dreamt about a big, glowing puddle."
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Jackson: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
O'Neill ( i think) : "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
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O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
gotta love the one liners
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Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!
Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.
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Urgo: I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie."
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Jackson: "I dreamt about a big, glowing puddle."
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Jackson: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
O'Neill ( i think) : "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:10 pm
This in not exactly funny but it buged the heck out of O'Neill
Daniel: Well that just happens to be how I feel about it... What do you think?
Daniel: Well that just happens to be how I feel about it... What do you think?
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:06 pm
<Looking at a tropical world on the MALP>
O'Neill: "Looks great."
Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceptive."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell"
O'Neill: "Never run with......scissors?"
O'Neill: "Looks great."
Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceptive."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell"
O'Neill: "Never run with......scissors?"
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:34 pm
From "Seth"
Teal'c -The Setesh guard is the source of many jokes among the Jaffa.
O'Neill -Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c -I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's nose drips.
(Teal'c laughs loudly)
(awkward silence)
Daniel -Ok...........
O'Neill -And the men inside the court?
Daniel -They were turned into eunuchs.
(O'Neill and Sam turn round)
O'Neill -As in snippity-do-dah?
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From "Hathor"
Hathor -You, with the crown of marble.
O'Neill -(To Hammond) She might mean you sir.
Hathor -We are the mother of all pharoahs.
O'Neill -Of course we are.
Teal'c -The Setesh guard is the source of many jokes among the Jaffa.
O'Neill -Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c -I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow, the Horus guard's beak glistens, the Setesh guard's nose drips.
(Teal'c laughs loudly)
(awkward silence)
Daniel -Ok...........
O'Neill -And the men inside the court?
Daniel -They were turned into eunuchs.
(O'Neill and Sam turn round)
O'Neill -As in snippity-do-dah?
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From "Hathor"
Hathor -You, with the crown of marble.
O'Neill -(To Hammond) She might mean you sir.
Hathor -We are the mother of all pharoahs.
O'Neill -Of course we are.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:01 pm
SCENE: Sergeant Davis being filmed in control room.
DAVIS: Well, basically when the gate is dialing I say chevron 1 encoded, chevron 2 encoded, and so on ... incrementally up to the 7th chevron which is a little different because that's when the wormhole connects ... err ... when that happens I like to shakes things up a little bit and just say chevron 7 locked *grinning*
BREGMAN: Locked ... That's great ... that's good. Anything else?
DAVIS: Oh yea ... I'm responsible for this *places his hand on the palm scanner* close the iris ... *Iris shuts* Open the Iris. *Iris ... ... opens*
BREGMAN: Huh.
DAVIS: *sits back grinning proudly nodding his head as if to say ' impressive right.'* That's pretty much my job right there.
DAVIS: Well, basically when the gate is dialing I say chevron 1 encoded, chevron 2 encoded, and so on ... incrementally up to the 7th chevron which is a little different because that's when the wormhole connects ... err ... when that happens I like to shakes things up a little bit and just say chevron 7 locked *grinning*
BREGMAN: Locked ... That's great ... that's good. Anything else?
DAVIS: Oh yea ... I'm responsible for this *places his hand on the palm scanner* close the iris ... *Iris shuts* Open the Iris. *Iris ... ... opens*
BREGMAN: Huh.
DAVIS: *sits back grinning proudly nodding his head as if to say ' impressive right.'* That's pretty much my job right there.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:47 pm
u n00b, its Sgt. Walter Harriman, not Davis.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:07 am
Oh come on. Would you fanboy had prefered I wrote sgt. Walter "Davis" Harriman?
But maybe it's an occasion to learn. I have read countless reasons as to why his name was changed, is there a "cannon" one?
But maybe it's an occasion to learn. I have read countless reasons as to why his name was changed, is there a "cannon" one?
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:16 am
This is mine ^^ ...
"O'NEILL: (Sam hands a red drink in a glass to Teal'C. Daniel already has a beer, and is balencing an orange on the beer bottle)You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
TEAL'C: (Daniel's looking at his orange. He looks quite drunk!) They are merely animated characters O'Neill.
O'NEILL: You are so shallow.
JACKSON: (Drops his orange) Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. (And you're SOOO Drunk, Daniel!) Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this. (Smiling and giddy)
TEAL'C:My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See?
O'NEILL: No more beer for you. "
"O'NEILL: (Sam hands a red drink in a glass to Teal'C. Daniel already has a beer, and is balencing an orange on the beer bottle)You are so wrong. It's a perfect analogy. Burns as Goa'uld.
TEAL'C: (Daniel's looking at his orange. He looks quite drunk!) They are merely animated characters O'Neill.
O'NEILL: You are so shallow.
JACKSON: (Drops his orange) Oh Please! Teal'C's like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. (And you're SOOO Drunk, Daniel!) Come on! Tell em how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this. (Smiling and giddy)
TEAL'C:My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
JACKSON: (Excitedly) Oh!! See?
O'NEILL: No more beer for you. "
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:44 am
Took me a while to find all these.
From "Demons"
Teal'c -Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill -Oh yeah. Yeah... Not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
Canon -These four shall be the first chosen for sacrifice
O'Neill -Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
O'Neill -(To Unas) So....how long are you gonna keep this up?
(Unas turns around)
O'Neill -The demon bit? don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, huh?
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From "Solitudes"
Sam -I didn't know you could cook.
O'Neill -I can't but my melted ice is to die for.
Sam -If we don't make it. I won't have any regrets. You?
O'Neill -I'll regret dying.
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From "Within the Serpent's grasp"
(About to set off the bombs on Klorel's Ha'Tak)
O'Neill -I suppose now is the time to say something profound. .......................... Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
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From "Thor's Chariot"
Teal'c -Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
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From "Fair Game"
Daniel -What just happened?
O'Neill -Apparently we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess.
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From "The Other Side"
O'Neill -What time did you get here?
Sam -I never left sir.
O'Neill -Didn't I order you to get a life?
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From "Beneath the Surface"
O'Neill -There's a man.....he's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very importent to me. I think his name is Homer.
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from "Out of Mind"
Hathor -Deny us and you will not enjoy the alternative.
O'Neill -You know, You really should do something about the breath.
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From "The Devil you Know"
O'Neill -(about his interrogation) They put that damn memory thing on me, and then they gave me something that reminded me of the '70s.
Daniel -The blood of Sokar.
O'Neill -Daniel?
Daniel -Yeah?
O'Neill -I'm gonna pass out again.
From "Demons"
Teal'c -Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill -Oh yeah. Yeah... Not all of it. Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
Canon -These four shall be the first chosen for sacrifice
O'Neill -Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
O'Neill -(To Unas) So....how long are you gonna keep this up?
(Unas turns around)
O'Neill -The demon bit? don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks, huh?
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From "Solitudes"
Sam -I didn't know you could cook.
O'Neill -I can't but my melted ice is to die for.
Sam -If we don't make it. I won't have any regrets. You?
O'Neill -I'll regret dying.
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From "Within the Serpent's grasp"
(About to set off the bombs on Klorel's Ha'Tak)
O'Neill -I suppose now is the time to say something profound. .......................... Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
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From "Thor's Chariot"
Teal'c -Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
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From "Fair Game"
Daniel -What just happened?
O'Neill -Apparently we said hello, insulted each other and broke for recess.
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From "The Other Side"
O'Neill -What time did you get here?
Sam -I never left sir.
O'Neill -Didn't I order you to get a life?
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From "Beneath the Surface"
O'Neill -There's a man.....he's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very importent to me. I think his name is Homer.
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from "Out of Mind"
Hathor -Deny us and you will not enjoy the alternative.
O'Neill -You know, You really should do something about the breath.
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From "The Devil you Know"
O'Neill -(about his interrogation) They put that damn memory thing on me, and then they gave me something that reminded me of the '70s.
Daniel -The blood of Sokar.
O'Neill -Daniel?
Daniel -Yeah?
O'Neill -I'm gonna pass out again.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:49 am
The guest post above is actually mine but I forgot to login before I posted it.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:13 am
Funny stuff Sokar. Must have taken you a long time to watch all those episodes 
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:29 am
There's probably more I can find. If I do I'll post them. So many episodes, so little time.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:18 pm
of course...about 20 episodes per season...and (including altantis) there are about 11 seasons...that would make about......220 episodes...
And Lord Yu thx for the full version of that depth thing...I only saw the small part on an interview that i downloaded...
And Lord Yu thx for the full version of that depth thing...I only saw the small part on an interview that i downloaded...